they need their own tv show!

Wow. God must really hate those people.

they need their own tv show!

1st degree burns in your armpit. Ouch.

"A SEVEN-months-pregnant truckie and her former bullrider groom had a country wedding to remember"

See? And people only think the US south has rednecks.

And what is a "portaloo"? Is that a town or some other location? because it means something entirely different over here.

Keep him away from plastic bags and sharp corners.

I think that...

they need their own tv show!

Ta-DAA!!!

I like the man's name -- Gavin.

Well, they packed up a rented portaloo to return to the company they got it from. Yeah, I believe it's a city in southwest Ohio.

That's what they get for dealing with horses. Man, I hate horses.
On Tuesday, the couple packed up a rented portaloo to return to Dubbo - only have the trip turn into another nightmare.

Their car overheated in the Goonoo forest and when Mr Clark lifted the bonnet, the water system exploded.


Is this part written in English? The place names sound like something Dr. Seuss would write.

"He was being photographed atop a grey mare that happened to be nearby when it collapsed."

This is why I always ask a mare for identification before climbing on top of it. Sounds like this couple deserved everything they got.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

I'd never laugh at other's misfortune!

This is why i eloped. 26 years and no regrets.

Portaloo = Port-A-Potty.

They probably had so many guests they needed a spare toilet.

Bad omen for the rest of your life, pal.

I hyper-extended my knee during my wedding reception (doing the limbo).

New shoes + bending back much farther than I should have = SPLAT

Hubby was "helping" me to our departure gate at the airport the next day (read: wheeling me in a wheelchair) and accidentally rammed my bad leg into the back of the elevator we were trying to get on.

Somehow I *still* managed to hobble my way through a several hour hike during our honeymoon that week.

/ should I be surprised that my knee still isn't right?

i thought 'the aristocrats' were already married ...

they need their own tv show!

they need their own tv show!

"We thought it would be good luck because my grandparents have been married for so long," Mrs Clark said.

These two have already had enough disasters to bond them for life, I don't know what they are worried about.

Saved by zero!

He was being photographed atop a grey mare that happened to be nearby when it collapsed.

Nearby? As in, underneath?

I, for one, will insist on exploding cars at my wedding before I consider it a success.

/DNRTFA
//am lazy

Sounds like they tried to recreate a Hillbilly wedding.
Sounds like they succeeded also.
Waiting for country song to be released.

ipsofacto: He was being photographed atop a grey mare that happened to be nearby when it collapsed.

Nearby? As in, underneath?

I saw something like this in Second Life once...

ipsofacto: He was being photographed atop a grey mare that happened to be nearby when it collapsed.

Nearby? As in, underneath?

Thank you! I've been trying to figure that one out myself.

"He was being photographed atop a grey mare that happened to be nearby when it collapsed."

I guess the old grey mare ain't what she used to be.

Yeah, I'm a little baffled by the "atop" vs. "nearby" thing myself. If you are on top of something when it collapses, why would it be said to be "nearby" when it collapses. Can someone please explain this to me?

I don't think it's the worst ever. That one in Afghanistan a few days back was pretty bad.

But was Yakety Sax playing during all this?

/yes, yes, Hell, I know

Jarhead_h: "We thought it would be good luck because my grandparents have been married for so long," Mrs Clark said.

These two have already had enough disasters to bond them for life, I don't know what they are worried about.

That's what I was thinking...get all the bad stuff out of the way right off the bat.
If they can weather a beginning like that, anything else that comes at them will be a piece o' cake...

Was this the song playing at the wedding?(new window)

Boris S. Wort: "He was being photographed atop a grey mare that happened to be nearby when it collapsed."

I guess the old grey mare ain't what she used to be.

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

Boris S. Wort: "He was being photographed atop a grey mare that happened to be nearby when it collapsed."

I guess the old grey mare ain't what she used to be.

Soda through the nose hurts.

Dire: Yeah, I'm a little baffled by the "atop" vs. "nearby" thing myself. If you are on top of something when it collapses, why would it be said to be "nearby" when it collapses. Can someone please explain this to me?

Only thing I can think is: there was a random mare nearby, and the photographer said, "hey, why don't you get on the horse... it looks healthy".

My late wife and I married at Disneyland. On the Jungle Cruise, of coursee. No problems that day, except for the usual lines for the attractions.

they need their own tv show!

I'm not impressed. The groom still came out ahead because he didn't marry my (now) ex. She seemed nice enough. I didn't realize insanity ran in her family.

And what is a "portaloo"? Is that a town or some other location? because it means something entirely different over here.

It's a porta-potty

hng: Dire: Yeah, I'm a little baffled by the "atop" vs. "nearby" thing myself. If you are on top of something when it collapses, why would it be said to be "nearby" when it collapses. Can someone please explain this to me?

Only thing I can think is: there was a random mare nearby, and the photographer said, "hey, why don't you get on the horse... it looks healthy".

Then it was a near-Darwin event. I'm a very experienced rider, and I would never get on a horse I knew nothing about.

ChadManMn: And what is a "portaloo"? Is that a town or some other location? because it means something entirely different over here.

It's a porta-potty

I was asking if the meaning is the same there in oz as here. Not all the same words have the same connotations, you know.

AFV has a lot to answer for.

FTFA

A SEVEN-months-pregnant truckie

Truckie must be Aussie speak for whore.

Give it time.

He'll be praying for sweet death in a few decades anyway.

This couple flipped over a Ferrari during their wedding:
Couple Flips Ferrari on Wedding

This farce wasn't all that funny the first time around. On second reading it's just stupid.

Groom battered and burnt by New South Wales country marriage

Suddenly, I'm hungry.

/battered and burnt groom *drool*