LOL. Cute headline, submitter.

And they're like "Ya got anymore?"

And their teeth are sharper than yours,
Damn right, their sharper than yours.

....I could teach you, but I would have to sever your leg off at the knee and you would bleed to death in agony.

??

Really?

How about ??

'Cause, you do know, that is what sharks do, right? Eat fish? Right?

FarkinHostile: ....I could teach you, but I would have to sever your leg off at the knee and you would bleed to death in agony.

Okay, thats funny

fta: It was not what the friends from Los Angeles said they expected to see on their Hawaii vacation, but they said it didn't stop them from going in the water.

Sharks in the ocean? Who knew?

Could you teach me?

Subby. one fishy milkshake for you sir

And they're like they're better than yours.

And-1
WEIRD??

Really?

How about OBVIOUS ??

'Cause, you do know, that is what sharks do, right? Eat fish? Right?

You know, just because when you were a kid someone ruined something fun for you, that doesn't mean that you get to continue to do so as an adult. Like child abuse, you have to take the initiative to break the cycle. So you discovered Wrestling was fake, and you didn't want to watch it anymore. Get over it, and don't try to ruin the fun of other peoples' headlines. That's not even being a downer. You just seem bitter because you weren't as clever. Like those people who really are not that funny, but think that because they put on some clown makeup, everything they do is automatically funny now. And like them, you're just a sad hack.

/Not subby
//Tired of people who think that pointing out the obvious is somehow funny

related image

cue to singing shark

Claude Ballse: WHAAAAAA!!!

Dude, did someone piss in your corn flakes this morning or what?

This is Fark. It comes with a heaping helping of snark in every thread.

STFU and get used to it, you whiny little biatch.

And-1: Claude Ballse: WHAAAAAA!!!

Dude, did someone piss in your corn flakes this morning or what?

This is Fark. It comes with a heaping helping of snark in every thread.

STFU and get used to it, you whiny little biatch.

Don't forget the unrelenting malice in the politics threads.

SHARK PARTY! WHOO HOOO!



/owwww that image is hawt! step back! hottub!

/link it like it's hot.

/now with imageshacky goodness

And-1: ??

Really?

How about ??

'Cause, you do know, that is what sharks do, right? Eat fish? Right?

Wow, someone didn't get laid last night.

The ocean is not a swimming pool. It's a nature preserve, go out and pet the pretty sharks . . . . trust me.

Am I the only one who read shore as store? Makes for much funnier when read correctly.
/dyslexia is not fun on fark

Shostie: And-1: Claude Ballse: WHAAAAAA!!!

Dude, did someone piss in your corn flakes this morning or what?

This is Fark. It comes with a heaping helping of snark in every thread.

STFU and get used to it, you whiny little biatch.

Don't forget the unrelenting malice in the politics threads.

Unrelenting?! My malice isn't unrelenting!! I will DESTROY you!

Wouldn't the sardine tins just sink?
/just asking
//'cause sardine tins are heavy
///they're like metal or something

another reason to never surf the north shore

"We have confirmation that we have sharks in the area. So for you people swimming probably not a good idea to be out there."


What an astounding sense of the painfully obvious this guy has. It's like, eerie or something.



/thought the headline was funny

FTFA Fishermen said the school was about five times the size until someone netted most of it a month ago.

Humans really do know how to ruin a good thing for everyone, don't they?

jiesenPSD: /now with imageshacky goodness

I came in for this.

/thanks.
//was it good for you, too?

There is a little gamer comic out there that talks about pokemon, and for the life of me I don't want to go searching the archives for it. But for those fo you that know what I'm talking about, eh? eh?! Pretty funny stuff eh?!

Sarcastica75: jiesenPSD: /now with imageshacky goodness

I came in for this.

/thanks.
//was it good for you, too?

yes. but for some reason I'm thirsty now... and dumb

My sardines bring all the sharks to the shore
And they're like, "you're a sardine whore"
Damn right, I'm a sardine whore
I could teach you, but you'd just get bored.

Wulfhardt: My sardines bring all the sharks to the shore
And they're like, "you're a sardine whore"
Damn right, I'm a sardine whore
I could teach you, but you'd just get bored.

Oh man. That's worth at LEAST ten (10) internets.



Don't spend it all at once, you crafty bastard, you.

buzzvert, i came here hoping somebody was going to post that! hilarity. just as funny at the headline.

to everyone else harping back and forth about what is basically nothing: have a coke and a smile and stfu. the only thing worse than people being annoying is people responding in an inflammatory manner. smile, lest ye perish.

how does the cliche go, "lighten up, francis"?

JiggaMyZigga: how does the cliche go, "lighten up, francis"?

Or, translated for Fark, "you'll get over it"

And-1: JiggaMyZigga: how does the cliche go, "lighten up, francis"?

Or, translated for Fark, "you'll get over it"

Practically every time someone like you comes along to threadbash and troll, I can count on the profile of said troll to be indicative of heavy self-absorption.

You have continued this trend.

Scifientologist: And-1: JiggaMyZigga: how does the cliche go, "lighten up, francis"?

Or, translated for Fark, "you'll get over it"

Practically every time someone like you comes along to threadbash and troll, I can count on the profile of said troll to be indicative of heavy self-absorption.

You have continued this trend.

He was having kittens the other day because someone made fun of Lance Armstrong's nut, he clearly doesn't keep it consistent, concern trolling one day and threadbashing the next.

/Maybe he just hates all submitters?

FTFA
Bill Downing, president of the Massachusetts Cannabis Reform Coalition, applauded the vote's outcome, saying current laws disproportionately hurt minorities in low-income areas.

"Sure, if you're a suburban honkey, then yeah, they'll divert you," Downing said. "But if you're a black kid from a high-enforcement area, you get a criminal record."

Ummm If he can say that sentence, can I say, "Yeah, if your a ghetto n****r, then they'll give you a criminal record..."?

I'm sorry, but that guy is racist

Barakku: Maybe he just hates all submitters?
Scifientologist: Practically every time someone like you comes along to threadbash and troll, I can count on the profile of said troll to be indicative of heavy self-absorption.

Maybe I am not thinking that hard about it?



And shouldn't you kids be in school?

For some reason I came to this thread...



My milkshake brings all the oil-boys to the yard...

/I drank it up