Can we cross-reference this against OCD women that won't let their men near the laundry?

The wife won't let me get anywhere near it. I "fold wrong" apparently.



/and I'm never gonna learn to fold right

All British men are fat, lazy slobs

FTFY

I object. I'm not fat !

Some people might consider that a bad thing. Meh.

Bless you subby, your article only says lazy but you had to add 'fat' just to make your penis go hard.

I AM NOT BRITISH.

I'm lazy, i'm not fat, but I do do my own washing, so what does that make me? Besides a freak, of course.

Oh nice.

Joystk: Oh nice.

Dammit!

Haha Joystk, beat me to it. Go Onslow!

They are lazy but still do four and a half hours of housework a week? That's approximately four hours more than I do, and I live by myself.

meekychuppet: Bless you subby, your article only says lazy but you had to add 'fat' just to make your penis go hard.

As opposed to lazy and totally fit and buff?

meekychuppet: Bless you subby, your article only says lazy but you had to add 'fat' just to make your penis go hard giggity giggity giggity goo.



FTFY

Antidamascus: meekychuppet: Bless you subby, your article only says lazy but you had to add 'fat' just to make your penis go hard.

As opposed to lazy and totally fit and buff?

And all fat people are lazy! Good job idiot.

It's those tiny little wimpy Euro style washing machines they use. Little tubs, small capacity, almost toy like. I always felt embarrassed using them. Emasculating. Ugh.

Now our big American, top loading machines. Those are machines for Real Men!

Not British, fat, or lazy.

But if I were going to do my own laundry, cook etc then why would I put up with a woman's crap?

Yeah, I know, it wouldn't make sense.

weatherwax: Antidamascus: meekychuppet: Bless you subby, your article only says lazy but you had to add 'fat' just to make your penis go hard.

As opposed to lazy and totally fit and buff?

And all fat people are lazy! Good job idiot.

you sound fat

weatherwax: Antidamascus: meekychuppet: Bless you subby, your article only says lazy but you had to add 'fat' just to make your penis go hard.

As opposed to lazy and totally fit and buff?

And all fat people are lazy! Good job idiot.

mmm. I guess fat people are not jolly either huh?

All British women are ugly, screeching harpies.

will kick your a$$

Here to say that Hugh Laurie is not a fat, lazy slob. I rather enjoy his character in HOUSE MD. He is def not the norm of Brits. HAWT

From my personal observations, I'd say that they've been "breeding true" in North America for at least 400 years now.

CravenMorehead:
All British men are fat, lazy slobs

FTFY

Yes, yes, and all women are perfect, ethereal beings.

Eddie_Dean_NY: All British women are ugly, screeching harpies.

This. Oh so much this. I was born and raised in England - and I have dated precisely one (1) English chick in my life.

I didn't know there was a whinge-cycle on that Smeg.

Im fat, lazy and do the laundry, but i wont fold a damn thing.

CravenMorehead: All British men are fat, lazy slobs

FTFY

I'm sitting here knocking back a jar of gravy while fat-fingering the reply I'm typing, so I'm getting a small kick out of these replies.

Only because a huge kick would wear my fat ass out.

"The study says men do an average of four-and-a-half hours housework a week"fark, that's good!

All British men choose cake.

jimmyego

Thanks. I just waited for this pic.

/Returns satisfied to Teh Game^TM

I always assume British men are gay. Of course I assume that about most males, especially actors.

BRITISH CITIZENS!!!

Allow me to present the clothes dryer (new window):



By adopting this magical technology and in doing so bringing your clothes washing technology up to date by the last century males on your island may decide to help with the washing occasionally.

Just a thought.

princebaldric: Yes, yes, and all women are perfect, ethereal beings.

Please see the Chattanooga prostitute thread.

Joystk: Oh nice.

It's funny because it's true.

The actors and the writers on a lot of these British sitcoms must have known their models rather well, because I've known a few of them myself and I can vouch for the anthropological precision of observation in their work.

Living in small rural villages like those I've lived in, you get to know quite a bit about everybody from the lumpenproletariat criminal classes to the super rich, even if they are only represented by one or two families in an area the size of Manhatten.

Onslow may be a useless lump but then so is a bull walrus. He does his job--producing the next generation and serving as a flotation device in the event of a water landing. It's fun to see him get a chance to give the stilleto a turn when his boorishness torments Hyacinthe. He can make a scene just by being there, just by showing up.

God bless Daisy! she's long-suffering, frazzled, gentle, slyly witty, but stronger and smarter than she gets any credit for. She knows exactly how much people are not listening to her and thus says what she can get away with saying without a flicker of comprehension from anybody, like the Fool in a XVIIth century play. She doesn't have to get angry because she's as much in control of her share of the world as any tribal woman in the last 800,000 years. From the hunting-gathering days, she's always been there. She's older and wiser than the Corn Goddess.

If you stand next to the super-sized men's underwear in the clothing department in any down-market competitor of Wall-Mart on Earth, you'll see her pass by looking tired, frazzled, frumpy, happy, slightly beset upon but game for what little fun she can get. Her hair will not stay flat or curled for two seconds, but the frazzle surrounds her head with an aureola of pale straw, hazel, or grey hair. You can be sure that she's earned it.

my man is british, he doesnt have six pack abs, he's got some love handles, but doesnt stop him from going white water rafting, camping, hiking, at one point he climbed Mt Kilamanjaro.


meanwhile I'm lazy as hell, but weigh 120 lbs so it evens out

this is one of those rags at the checkout at the grocery store that makes you have to suppress laughter, at the headlines, isn't it?

CravenMorehead
All men are fat, lazy slobs

I'm not fat

Not having looked at the thread, I have to guess: when does the American bashing start? Probably before post five.

... I'd love to agree with my sis there, just that my man, who happens to be a Brit as well, doesn't do any of that sportive activities ... But he voluntarily goes shopping with me. According to the complaints of most guys that must be a hard core exhausting activity for them ... Which I don't actually understand, but then again who understands men at all, British or not.

Hmm... and all this time I thought they were all homosexuals.

SeamusFerrell: I always assume British men are gay. Of course I assume that about most males, especially actors.

Sorry to disappoint, sweetie.

blankwhiteboard: Allow me to present the clothes dryer

*looks in butler's pantry*
*looks confused*

Hell, even my Withnail-esque student house had a tumble dryer.

I would gladly work 12 hour days at the salt mines, only to come home to find this British man had done nothing all day long, except keep my bed warm:

DanielaRaven: ... I'd love to agree with my sis there, just that my man, who happens to be a Brit as well, doesn't do any of that sportive activities ... But he voluntarily goes shopping with me. According to the complaints of most guys that must be a hard core exhausting activity for them ... Which I don't actually understand, but then again who understands men at all, British or not.

British Citizens, may I present the American Male.

Yesterday this American Male cleaned the bathroom, *or loo*, cooked dinner for a dinner party, cleared the dishes thereafter, AND washed the dishes and put them away today.

/Gotta have a drink of tea then to the gym in 26 minutes.

DanielaRaven: ... I'd love to agree with my sis there, just that my man, who happens to be a Brit as well, doesn't do any of that sportive activities ... But he voluntarily goes shopping with me. According to the complaints of most guys that must be a hard core exhausting activity for them ... Which I don't actually understand, but then again who understands men at all, British or not.

IT IS a hardcore exhausting activity for us. Sorry there is NOTHING less interesting than whether those shoes should be in red or brown. No we do not find that outfit for your sisters crotch-flake cute. We strongly desire to at least go look at the latest electronics. Tell you what, that's where I'm headed come find me when you're done.

My boyfriend does laundry, just never folds it and just throws it in a bin. I folded this MASSIVE ton of laundry for him, and about 10 minutes later it was all unfolded again because he wanted a shirt from the bottom. I just remind myself, at least he does laundry.

Thats why its easy for the rest of us to steal their wimminz

/English wife can't stand english men

HA!...in your face RabidDog

/jk
//i know you are just big boned

Epossumondas

I would gladly work 12 hour days at the salt mines, only to come home to find this British man had done nothing all day long, except keep my bed warm

Why would you want that wife beater?!

/Handsome or not, that's just sad.

Spider Dijon: Epossumondas

I would gladly work 12 hour days at the salt mines, only to come home to find this British man had done nothing all day long, except keep my bed warm

Why would you want that wife beater?!

/Handsome or not, that's just sad.

Wa-wa-WAHT??? What are you talking about?

/Carry on, chaps.