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(The Scotsman) Interesting Firing the nanny? Head of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents says "Absolute safety is not guaranteed". Oh, and there's a Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents   (thescotsman.scotsman.com) divider line 34
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Sgt Otter [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 03:54:13 PM  
www.myconfinedspace.com

 
grinderman 2008-11-09 04:52:18 PM  
carlnet.no-ip.org

/hot 'n obligatory

 
Englebert Slaptyback 2008-11-09 04:53:01 PM  

Oh, and there's a Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents


There is also a Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things.

 
thatguyfred 2008-11-09 05:01:12 PM  
Sgt Otter

That was my first thought.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 05:03:36 PM  
The organization sounds like a much extended version of OSHA.

 
mark12A 2008-11-09 05:10:03 PM  
Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents

Sounds classy.

/yellow dyed Ermine Hazard tape FTW!

 
smells_like_meat [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 05:14:06 PM  
Is it just me, or is this article way too long?

 
ukexpat 2008-11-09 05:15:27 PM  
Damn Philistines, RoSPA is a highly regarded charitable organisation, so suck it!

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 05:16:00 PM  
Absolute absolution absolutes absolutely.

 
Whitewabbit 2008-11-09 05:19:01 PM  
the RoSPA headquaters are right next to birmingham university, next to a popular student pub and one of the cities busiest roads. they also have a massive spiked railing all the way around it.

its always struck me as a bit odd.

 
some swedish girl 2008-11-09 05:19:48 PM  
That whole thing cancels itself out.
*spins chair*

 
daskleft 2008-11-09 05:20:10 PM  
http://totsafety.ytmnd.com/

 
Mudo 2008-11-09 05:20:19 PM  
And as a bonus, there appears to be two Scots arguing about changing a lightbulb in the comments section.

 
Vega. 2008-11-09 05:22:51 PM  
Does anyone not have the "safety not guaranteed" YTMND music going through their head right now?

 
Funk Brothers 2008-11-09 05:24:35 PM  
Nanny State. England needs V.

 
down4afall 2008-11-09 05:30:30 PM  
Aren't they called "collisions" now?

 
SlothB77 2008-11-09 05:34:12 PM  
the comments section is just painful.

 
Englebert Slaptyback 2008-11-09 05:37:05 PM  

down4afall


Aren't they called "collisions" now?


Well, yes, according to official vocab guidelines - but that applies only to traffic collisions.

 
Disciple_of_Trogdor 2008-11-09 05:52:52 PM  
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-09 06:10:14 PM  
Bathia_Mapes: The organization sounds like a much extended version of OSHA.

No, it has no regulatory power. Our version of OSHA is the HSE, I suspect you could toss a coin for random overbearingness.

RoSPA's actually a pretty sensible organisation and, far from absurd nannying, they're strong on the need to let people do what they want, particularly letting kids have their space outdoors, while educating them to be safe, hence the statement in TFA.

 
Malachilenomade 2008-11-09 06:18:32 PM  
smells_like_meat: Is it just me, or is this article way too long?

Subby's headline was almost as long.

 
FarkOffAndEatShirts 2008-11-09 06:21:34 PM  
grinderman: /hot 'n obligatory

Oooo- the tri-force is strong with you...

 
Vorpal 2008-11-09 06:28:58 PM  
For we must never forget that, if there was such a thing as absolute safety, our society would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.

 
CruJones 2008-11-09 06:36:36 PM  
Am I the only one who doesn't get the headline? Why did the nanny get brought into this?

 
lelio 2008-11-09 06:40:16 PM  
From the comments:

Let's not bother asking a worker to make sure their ladder is properly secured before climbing it to change that light bulb or whether there is a safer way to do it.

I suppose the workers over there are mindless automatons.

 
the_colonel 2008-11-09 07:01:11 PM  
I thought "firing the nanny" was going to be some British euphemism for your wife finding out about your girlfriend.

 
black_knight 2008-11-09 07:08:51 PM  
Disciple_of_Trogdor: PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
Walk along the razor's edge

 
Cyborg77 2008-11-09 07:13:43 PM  
I accidentally the whole society.

 
FatherDale 2008-11-09 07:22:48 PM  
"Firing the nanny" sounds like a euphemism for self-abuse.

 
FatherDale 2008-11-09 07:27:48 PM  
I just went back and RTFA. This is BIG -- even the RSPA is telling the nanny state to chill out, stuff happens.

 
Zuel 2008-11-09 07:32:34 PM  
Proctologist Iggy Poop: But, is there a Society for the Prevention of Royal Accidents?


Yes, just down the hall from the Ministry of Silly Walks.

 
jamspoon 2008-11-09 08:55:08 PM  
Some older British charitable organisations have the royal prefix. Not very fashionable for new ones. RoSPA website FWIW (new window)

 
MuToiD_MaN [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 12:29:32 AM  
black_knight: Disciple_of_Trogdor: PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
Walk along the razor's edge


Don't look down just keep your head

 
Lachewpacabra 2008-11-10 04:24:21 AM  
It's just a lot of Mullarkey.

 
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