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(The Chattanoogan) Scary There is no end to the supply of ugly prostitutes in Chattanooga   (chattanoogan.com) divider line 186
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CelebrityPharmacist [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-09 10:14:42 AM  
This is the best looking one!!

images.chattanoogan.com

 
2wolves 2008-11-09 10:18:42 AM  
Looks like there's no end to the meth either.

 
Isotope 2008-11-09 10:25:25 AM  
ugly prostitutes

#2 and #3 are especially unfortunate looking young ladies. Gah.

 
ninetywt [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 10:30:33 AM  
You didn't see this one, did you?

images.chattanoogan.com

 
the eidolon 2008-11-09 10:38:15 AM  
There's a scene in "Breakfast Club" where Principal Vernon is walking through the halls and stops by a fire extinguisher to look at himself in the reflective surface. He runs his fingers through his hair a few times and then says something to the effect of "Hagga dagga!"

That was my reaction upon seeing some of these hosebeasts.

 
Dread Pirate Slasher 2008-11-09 10:39:46 AM  
CelebrityPharmacist: This is the best looking one!!

Clean her face up a little and she doesn't look half bad.

img91.imageshack.us

 
crypticsatellite [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 10:39:58 AM  
Ooof.

 
Because People in power are Stupid 2008-11-09 10:50:48 AM  
When you hear the whistle blowin' eight to the bar
Then you know that Tennessee is not very far
Shovel all the coal in
Gotta keep it rollin'
Woo, woo, Chattanooga there you are

There's gonna be
A certain party at the station
Satin and lace
I used to call "funny face"
She's gonna cry
Until I tell her that I'll never roam
So Chattanooga choo choo
Won't you choo-choo me home?
Chattanooga choo choo
Won't you choo-choo me home?

 
DarkJohnson [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 10:58:57 AM  
images.chattanoogan.com
Even the camera couldn't deal with this one?

So, is it time for another ho make over?

I see one repeat
images.chattanoogan.com

Maybe she was bummed no one did her last time in the contest.

 
exvaxman [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 11:06:06 AM  
Thanks for making me lose my breakfast. Should have had a comment like "Not Safe for Eyes".

 
Yesdog [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 11:46:36 AM  
Still my favorite from past threads:

img407.imageshack.us
Tina Walsh, Professional Prostitute

 
Bob Balaban 2008-11-09 11:47:23 AM  
images.chattanoogan.com

Marlon Wayans has fallen on hard times.

 
KingoftheCheese 2008-11-09 12:35:20 PM  
images.chattanoogan.com

new spokeswoman for ProActive?

images.chattanoogan.com

she looks like a real "special" lady

 
Zeiss_Ikon [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 12:39:52 PM  
Oh holy hell, I was torn between

Mike Judge's 'The Honkey Problem' Inbreeding is everyone's problem (pops) 2 minutes and worth every second in spite of the crap animation.

and

www.classictvquotes.com

"Meth is a hell of a drug..."

 
oroku_saki 2008-11-09 01:45:39 PM  
I just wonder who actually pays to have sex with these people.

Maybe some things are best left unknown......

 
PYROY 2008-11-09 01:48:07 PM  
I can't imagine anyone wanting to pay money for any of that, they probably work the glory holes.

 
Dennis_Moore 2008-11-09 01:48:22 PM  
Guide:Founded by prostitutes in 1849, and serviced by prostitute express riders who could bring in a fresh prostitute from Saint Joe in three days; Bloodbath Gulch quickly became known as a place where a trail hand could spend a month's pay in three minutes.
Homer: Three minutes! [whistles]
Marge: I never realized history was so filthy!
Guide: First on our tour is the whore house; then we'll visit the cathouse, the brothel, the bordello, and finally the old mission.
Marge: Oh, thank heaven!
Guide: Lots of prostitutes in there!

 
T-Luv 2008-11-09 01:50:03 PM  
oroku_saki: I just wonder who actually pays to have sex with these people.

Maybe some things are best left unknown......


I certainly have never done anything of the sort.

 
Tharsis 2008-11-09 01:50:51 PM  
Its articles like this that are making me unintentionally bulimic.

 
teefuses 2008-11-09 01:51:47 PM  
For some reason those pictures remind me of Thanksgiving dinner at my ex-girlfriends.

 
dopekitty74 2008-11-09 01:53:16 PM  
CelebrityPharmacist: This is the best looking one!!

I agree.. made up a bit and whatnot, she'd just be a normal looking girl.... Those other ones tho.. man, a dude'd have to be farkin BLIND!!!!

 
skinink 2008-11-09 01:53:17 PM  

"$20 for a quickie, and an extra $5 if you want my pimp ... er husband to join in."


images.chattanoogan.com


 
kingfish2004 2008-11-09 01:54:04 PM  
oroku_saki: I just wonder who actually pays to have sex with these people.

Maybe some things are best left unknown......


this...

 
dopekitty74 2008-11-09 01:55:27 PM  
Bob Balaban: Marlon Wayans has fallen on hard times.

OMG!! i was totally thinkin that looked like Shorty from the Scary Movies :) Thanks for validating that i'm not completely crazy

 
rfant 2008-11-09 01:56:10 PM  
#9 has a lovely smile.

 
freddie freeloader 2008-11-09 01:57:10 PM  
No. How the fark is that better than masturbating? I don't get it.

 
Butterflew 2008-11-09 01:57:18 PM  
poor ladies. they're all so busted looking.=\

 
Maynard G. Muskievote 2008-11-09 01:57:19 PM  
images.chattanoogan.com

"Who queefed, y'all?"

 
neenerist 2008-11-09 01:57:47 PM  
skinink: "$20 for a quickie, and an extra $5 if you want my pimp ... er husband brother to join in."

FTFW

 
oroku_saki 2008-11-09 01:59:07 PM  
freddie freeloader: No. How the fark is that better than masturbating? I don't get it.

Personally, I would rather have sex with a used fleshlight than any of these prostitutes.

Or stick my dick in an oven.

 
Richard Whiskers 2008-11-09 01:59:50 PM  
hair lips are hot

 
oroku_saki 2008-11-09 02:01:45 PM  
Kenwhat: I forgot I have offshore bank accounts.

Don't you need to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

 
michaeld5 2008-11-09 02:02:50 PM  
Hookers I think:
stupidcelebrities.net

news.bbc.co.uk

But the reality is always:
www.ownmyseat.com

 
kentperrodin 2008-11-09 02:03:46 PM  
Um. Like...wow. Huh. Holy crap. I mean, c'mon man, buy some generic Vaseline and go to work - this is just, just...wrong. Just wrong. This is beyond desperation - like how toasters have a setting that will burn bread past reasonable human/other animal consumption. It's hard enough thinking about the horror these women experienced to end up in this quandary; but paying to be with one of them...I mean; woo man. Wow.

 
Amigajoe [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 02:05:26 PM  
Kenwhat: These are Obama's kind of people. Nice to know he'll be taking my money to give to people like that... oh wait, I forgot I have offshore bank accounts. LOSE.

Kenwhat: 1
Obama and his black whores: 0


-In the annals (or is it anals?) of lame trolls you shall go down in history, Sir...

 
Richard Whiskers 2008-11-09 02:05:46 PM  
I'm gonna pass on the Asian Salad

 
D'Annunzio 2008-11-09 02:07:24 PM  
content.answers.com

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-11-09 02:09:44 PM  
images.chattanoogan.com

i300.photobucket.com

 
weatherwax 2008-11-09 02:09:55 PM  
Kenwhat Wow, really?

 
Ima4nic8or 2008-11-09 02:11:20 PM  
I get pretty desperate at times but there is no amount of desperation, no amount of alcohol or drugs, and no amount of horniness that would ever get me to bone one of those broads.

 
bunner [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 02:11:25 PM  
this just in,

whores are usually very homely, abused, worn out and have no self esteem at all.

*sigh*

o/` In a world of human wreckage o/`

 
Studson 2008-11-09 02:11:59 PM  
There is no end to the supply of farked up links on fark

 
ILoveBeer3000 2008-11-09 02:12:59 PM  
www.oddpic.com

 
Dee Snarl 2008-11-09 02:13:13 PM  
GAHHHH!!

Oh GOD!!

 
Mr Squirrel 2008-11-09 02:13:16 PM  
And people pay for this action? I'm pretty sure I'd rather watch my penis shrivel up and fall off from lack of use.

 
libbynomore2 2008-11-09 02:13:19 PM  
images.chattanoogan.com

images.chattanoogan.com

Seriously, how desperate must a person be to even think about tapping that?

 
T-Luv 2008-11-09 02:14:59 PM  
Kenwhat: These are Obama's kind of people. Nice to know he'll be taking my money to give to people like that... oh wait, I forgot I spend most of my money on hookers anyway.


 
James May's Haircut 2008-11-09 02:15:22 PM  
bunner: this just in,

whores are usually very homely, abused, worn out and have no self esteem at all.

*sigh*

o/` In a world of human wreckage o/`


Im plowed into the sound?

 
Creme de la Crap 2008-11-09 02:16:47 PM  
i260.photobucket.com

All aboard the Ho Train

i260.photobucket.com

 
ultraholland 2008-11-09 02:16:48 PM  
Those photos make my dick hurt.

 
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