This is the best looking one!!

Looks like there's no end to the meth either.

ugly prostitutes

#2 and #3 are especially unfortunate looking young ladies. Gah.

You didn't see this one, did you?

There's a scene in "Breakfast Club" where Principal Vernon is walking through the halls and stops by a fire extinguisher to look at himself in the reflective surface. He runs his fingers through his hair a few times and then says something to the effect of "Hagga dagga!"

That was my reaction upon seeing some of these hosebeasts.

CelebrityPharmacist: This is the best looking one!!

Clean her face up a little and she doesn't look half bad.

Ooof.

Even the camera couldn't deal with this one?

So, is it time for another ho make over?

I see one repeat


Maybe she was bummed no one did her last time in the contest.

Thanks for making me lose my breakfast. Should have had a comment like "Not Safe for Eyes".

Still my favorite from past threads:


Tina Walsh, Professional Prostitute

Marlon Wayans has fallen on hard times.

new spokeswoman for ProActive?



she looks like a real "special" lady

Oh holy hell, I was torn between

Mike Judge's 'The Honkey Problem' Inbreeding is everyone's problem (pops) 2 minutes and worth every second in spite of the crap animation.

and



"Meth is a hell of a drug..."

I just wonder who actually pays to have sex with these people.

Maybe some things are best left unknown......

I can't imagine anyone wanting to pay money for any of that, they probably work the glory holes.

Guide:Founded by prostitutes in 1849, and serviced by prostitute express riders who could bring in a fresh prostitute from Saint Joe in three days; Bloodbath Gulch quickly became known as a place where a trail hand could spend a month's pay in three minutes.
Homer: Three minutes! [whistles]
Marge: I never realized history was so filthy!
Guide: First on our tour is the whore house; then we'll visit the cathouse, the brothel, the bordello, and finally the old mission.
Marge: Oh, thank heaven!
Guide: Lots of prostitutes in there!

oroku_saki: I just wonder who actually pays to have sex with these people.

Maybe some things are best left unknown......

I certainly have never done anything of the sort.

Its articles like this that are making me unintentionally bulimic.

For some reason those pictures remind me of Thanksgiving dinner at my ex-girlfriends.

CelebrityPharmacist: This is the best looking one!!

I agree.. made up a bit and whatnot, she'd just be a normal looking girl.... Those other ones tho.. man, a dude'd have to be farkin BLIND!!!!

oroku_saki: I just wonder who actually pays to have sex with these people.

Maybe some things are best left unknown......

this...

Bob Balaban: Marlon Wayans has fallen on hard times.

OMG!! i was totally thinkin that looked like Shorty from the Scary Movies :) Thanks for validating that i'm not completely crazy

#9 has a lovely smile.

No. How the fark is that better than masturbating? I don't get it.

poor ladies. they're all so busted looking.=\

"Who queefed, y'all?"

skinink: "$20 for a quickie, and an extra $5 if you want my pimp ... er husband brother to join in."

FTFW

freddie freeloader: No. How the fark is that better than masturbating? I don't get it.

Personally, I would rather have sex with a used fleshlight than any of these prostitutes.

Or stick my dick in an oven.

hair lips are hot

Kenwhat: I forgot I have offshore bank accounts.

Don't you need to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

Hookers I think:




But the reality is always:

Um. Like...wow. Huh. Holy crap. I mean, c'mon man, buy some generic Vaseline and go to work - this is just, just...wrong. Just wrong. This is beyond desperation - like how toasters have a setting that will burn bread past reasonable human/other animal consumption. It's hard enough thinking about the horror these women experienced to end up in this quandary; but paying to be with one of them...I mean; woo man. Wow.

Kenwhat: These are Obama's kind of people. Nice to know he'll be taking my money to give to people like that... oh wait, I forgot I have offshore bank accounts. LOSE.

Kenwhat: 1
Obama and his black whores: 0

-In the annals (or is it anals?) of lame trolls you shall go down in history, Sir...

I'm gonna pass on the Asian Salad

Kenwhat Wow, really?

I get pretty desperate at times but there is no amount of desperation, no amount of alcohol or drugs, and no amount of horniness that would ever get me to bone one of those broads.

this just in,

whores are usually very homely, abused, worn out and have no self esteem at all.

*sigh*

o/` In a world of human wreckage o/`

There is no end to the supply of farked up links on fark

GAHHHH!!

Oh GOD!!

And people pay for this action? I'm pretty sure I'd rather watch my penis shrivel up and fall off from lack of use.

Seriously, how desperate must a person be to even think about tapping that?

Kenwhat: These are Obama's kind of people. Nice to know he'll be taking my money to give to people like that... oh wait, I forgot I spend most of my money on hookers anyway.

bunner: this just in,

whores are usually very homely, abused, worn out and have no self esteem at all.

*sigh*

o/` In a world of human wreckage o/`

Im plowed into the sound?

All aboard the Ho Train

Those photos make my dick hurt.