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(Yahoo) Interesting Government approves new $586 billion economic stimulus plan to boost domestic demand while vowing to carry out "moderately easy monetary policies"   (fe28.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com) divider line 42
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lajimi [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 11:26:40 AM  
You have to admire their policy on corruption and thievery. A single bullet behind the ear is a good way to send a clear message.

 
MacEnvy [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 11:44:21 AM  
Cool, I need a new TV.

 
Bobbinsworth 2008-11-09 11:46:45 AM  
lajimi: You have to admire their policy on corruption and thievery. A single bullet behind the ear is a good way to send a clear message.

Ok Here goes nothing!.............................

 
sirgrim [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 11:56:53 AM  
Why no Commie PITA?

 
brightcrazystar 2008-11-09 11:57:45 AM  
wait, is this 586 billion dollars part of the 700 billion before?

Cause I didn't see this in anyone's economic proposals...

 
revelin 2008-11-09 11:58:17 AM  
MacEnvy: Cool, I need a new TV.

A+++++ would read again

 
trueaustinite 2008-11-09 11:58:42 AM  
SEE! Obama is a SOCIALIST! I told you!

 
Funk Brothers 2008-11-09 11:59:07 AM  
Great, Obama's a spending, increasing government, cut taxing liberal.

His spending is going to be a lot worse than Bush. If politicans can't do it right, the wealth should simply take over our government. At least they did it the right way.

 
MacEnvy [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 12:00:14 PM  
brightcrazystar: wait, is this 586 billion dollars part of the 700 billion before?

Cause I didn't see this in anyone's economic proposals...


RTFA

Seriously, the headline of the article will answer your question.

 
Mistah Scrotie 2008-11-09 12:01:18 PM  
Funk Brothers: Great, Obama's a spending, increasing government, cut taxing liberal.

His spending is going to be a lot worse than Bush. If politicans can't do it right, the wealth should simply take over our government. At least they did it the right way.

psst
he hasn't been sworn in yet. Save that comment until January 20th

 
MacEnvy [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 12:01:30 PM  
Funk Brothers: Great, Obama's a spending, increasing government, cut taxing liberal.

His spending is going to be a lot worse than Bush. If politicans can't do it right, the wealth should simply take over our government. At least they did it the right way.


So much failure in one little post.

 
Ex Machina Deus 2008-11-09 12:02:33 PM  
brightcrazystar: wait, is this 586 billion dollars part of the 700 billion before?

Cause I didn't see this in anyone's economic proposals...


And subby gets his first DNRTFA but wants to comment anyways...nice jorb subby.

 
dmatt33 2008-11-09 12:04:54 PM  
Like Palin, some of these Farkers read anything and everything but the article attached.

/I was heading to the mailbox to get my unemployment extension.

 
BoBoTheMonkeyBoy 2008-11-09 12:05:39 PM  
Lots of folks pouring vodka on their Frosted Flakes this morning?

 
kelmeister 2008-11-09 12:13:30 PM  
so they just gave everyone 5 bucks...

 
legendary [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 12:16:09 PM  
Funk Brothers: Great, Obama's a spending, increasing government, cut taxing liberal.

His spending is going to be a lot worse than Bush. If politicans can't do it right, the wealth should simply take over our government. At least they did it the right way.


Try again.

 
MentalMoment 2008-11-09 12:20:56 PM  
The statement said the spending would focus on 10 areas. They included picking up the pace of spending on low-cost housing - an urgent need in many parts of the country - as well as increased spending on rural infrastructure.

Money will also be poured into new railways, roads and airports. Spending on health and education will be increased, as well as on environmental protection and high technology.


Won't somebody please think of the bankers!

 
michaeld5 2008-11-09 12:27:10 PM  
"And the heat goes on
where the hand has been.
And heat goes on,
and heat goes on."
i157.photobucket.com

Peter Schiff approved.
www.goldseek.com

 
Death to America 2008-11-09 12:27:39 PM  
Good for them. Spend some of those reserves while the dollar is strong, or better yet stop buying USA T's.

 
Gunny Walker 2008-11-09 12:30:57 PM  
Yeah, but we expect them to act like communists. Dirty Democrats.

(You almost got me subby. Good job!)

 
dmatt33 2008-11-09 12:31:32 PM  
MentalMoment: Won't somebody please think of the bankers!

They must not have very good lobbyists over there.

lajimi: You have to admire their policy on corruption and thievery. A single bullet behind the ear is a good way to send a clear message.

Never mind. They did but not any more.

 
winterwhile 2008-11-09 12:32:38 PM  
Funk Brothers please Chairman obama will just nationalize everything, starting with auto's and ending with taking your Retirement to fix the ponzi scheme we call Social Security.

Its called the means test and it is comming.

 
Phil Moskowitz 2008-11-09 12:34:48 PM  
Is all this public money getting paid out as executive bonuses too?

 
dmatt33 2008-11-09 12:40:38 PM  
"As well, reform of the value-added tax system will cut taxes by $17.5 billion for enterprises, the statement said."

Now that's not very damn communist of them, is it?

 
winterwhile 2008-11-09 12:42:09 PM  
"You have to admire their policy on corruption and thievery. A single bullet behind the ear is a good way to send a clear message."

So you are saying when a single party rules..... wait we are getting to that point here....now???????

 
Magruda 2008-11-09 12:46:04 PM  
MacEnvy: Cool, I need a new TV.

brightcrazystar: wait, is this 586 billion dollars part of the 700 billion before?

Cause I didn't see this in anyone's economic proposals...


trueaustinite: SEE! Obama is a SOCIALIST! I told you!

Funk Brothers: Great, Obama's a spending, increasing government, cut taxing liberal.

His spending is going to be a lot worse than Bush. If politicans can't do it right, the wealth should simply take over our government. At least they did it the right way.


Mistah Scrotie: Funk Brothers: Great, Obama's a spending, increasing government, cut taxing liberal.

His spending is going to be a lot worse than Bush. If politicans can't do it right, the wealth should simply take over our government. At least they did it the right way.

psst he hasn't been sworn in yet. Save that comment until January 20th


i9.photobucket.com
It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt.

 
Magruda 2008-11-09 12:47:59 PM  
Phil Moskowitz: Is all this public money getting paid out as executive bonuses too?

Lets add you to the list while we are at it.

 
MacEnvy [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 12:58:51 PM  
Magruda: MacEnvy: Cool, I need a new TV.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt.


To be fair, my Boobies was an attempt at humor.

 
Aernis 2008-11-09 01:01:10 PM  
Money will also be poured into new railways, roads and airports. Spending on health and education will be increased, as well as on environmental protection and high technology.

Man I wish we could do the same

 
Boxed-Up Boysex 2008-11-09 01:01:12 PM  
Misleading headline is misleading. Fail for subby.

RTFA, people.

 
make_me_some_pie 2008-11-09 01:05:58 PM  
Boxed-Up Boysex: Misleading headline is misleading. Fail for subby.

RTFA, people.


I would respectfully disagree. Based on a good number of comments, subby did whatever the opposite of Fail is. What is that, anyway?

 
Magruda 2008-11-09 01:08:04 PM  
MacEnvy: To be fair, my Boobies was an attempt at humor.

I don't get it.

 
Magruda 2008-11-09 01:09:01 PM  
make_me_some_pie: I would respectfully disagree. Based on a good number of comments, subby did whatever the opposite of Fail is. What is that, anyway?

UNFAIL!!!

 
Resin33 2008-11-09 01:49:20 PM  
Magruda: make_me_some_pie: I would respectfully disagree. Based on a good number of comments, subby did whatever the opposite of Fail is. What is that, anyway?

UNFAIL!!!


Win.

 
phenn 2008-11-09 01:55:42 PM  
Do Ron Paul gotta slap a biatch?

whoisronpaul.name

 
homomorphism 2008-11-09 02:09:42 PM  
Y'all got trolled.

/+1 subby

 
Sultan Of Herf 2008-11-09 02:24:23 PM  
MacEnvy: Cool, I need a new TV.

I didnt RTFA, does this mean we get another check?

 
Magruda 2008-11-09 02:50:04 PM  
Sultan Of Herf: MacEnvy: Cool, I need a new TV.

I didnt RTFA, does this mean we get another check?


Yes, and Obama is a muslim, Global Warming is a hoax, and you live in a democracy.

 
zippolight2002 2008-11-09 06:35:05 PM  
Magruda: Sultan Of Herf: MacEnvy: Cool, I need a new TV.

I didnt RTFA, does this mean we get another check?

Yes, and Obama is a muslim, Global Warming is a hoax, and you live in a democracy.


1 right out of 3 aint bad.

 
Magruda 2008-11-09 07:29:13 PM  
zippolight2002: 1 right out of 3 aint bad.

www.showbizireland.com
Disagrees

 
MacEnvy [TotalFark] 2008-11-09 11:13:47 PM  
zippolight2002: Magruda: Sultan Of Herf: MacEnvy: Cool, I need a new TV.

I didnt RTFA, does this mean we get another check?

Yes, and Obama is a muslim, Global Warming is a hoax, and you live in a democracy.

1 right out of 3 aint bad.


So you're saying Obama IS a Muslim???

 
Magruda 2008-11-09 11:42:04 PM  
MacEnvy: zippolight2002:
1 right out of 3 aint bad.

So you're saying Obama IS a Muslim???



Not to nitpick but... technically there were 4 not 3 as the "Yes" is representative of him getting anther check. Carry on.

 
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