I'd add "and if you're broke, GTFO" to the Nevada sign.

/yeah, lives in Nevada

ZOMG DER R OLD PEEPL N FLRDA SOOOOOO FNNNY

I liked California.
Also, It took me a while to notice the joke, I thought at first they had just written welcome twice, and were being redundant or silly, like the way that there are safety signs everywhere. ...
That's how pervasive that sort of thing is (bi-lingual signs).

For Florida I was expecting something related to hurricanes or elections. I was disappointed.

Welcome to Illinois. Land of Lincoln and more incarcerated ex-governors than your state.

Is the website farked already? link does not work

Farked already...

Link be dead already....

Link fark'd D:

Wow, that got farked quick. And I didn't get my paper this morning, so I was missing the funnies already :(

It's back.

The New York state sign couldn't be more accurate.

My $.02

"Welcome to New Jersey, where Nixon came to die."

/Lived in NJ for 20 miserable years
//Born in Philly
///Left both places

Welcome to Maine
Now go home

Welcome to New Hampshire
You're going to love it here - or die.

Not particularly good (except Iowa).

Perhaps this could be an appropriate subject for a photoshop/caption contest; farkers are much more inventive.

Welcome to New Jersey

"You got a problem with that?"

Welcome to Alabama

Please set your clocks back 30 years.

Someone please, please do Massachusetts...it's so hard to know where to begin...

I live in iowa. It's the truth.

Welcome to New Hampshire

Feel free to die

Welcome to Colorado -- at least we're not Wyoming.

Welcome to Indiana -- at least we're not Kentucky

(Thanks, Sirgrim, been sitting here trying to come up with one for Indyana but now it seems so obvious

Welcome to New Hampshire
Population - 0

craigzy: Welcome to New Hampshire
Population - 0

Reminds me of:

Welcome to Dumpsville
Population - You

from the comments:

Florida: Welcome to the onlyUS state with its own tag on FARK.com

/win

WELCOME TO LOUISIANA

Please check your morality
at the state line.

Welcome to Missouri, the Show-Me State. Now Show Me your tits.

sozelle:

Welcome to Kentucky, At least we're not West Virginia.

gotta keep it going

North Carolina: We like being on top

South Carolina: North Carolina's Mexico

Fark. Digg II.

hammbone: sozelle:

Welcome to Kentucky, At least we're not West Virginia.

gotta keep it going

Welcome to Arizona, At least we're not... Ah fark it.
Look here's a cactus.

Alaska: What? Are you nuts?! oh good, Then welcome!

tanager2: Someone please, please do Massachusetts...it's so hard to know where to begin...

I think Ted Kennedy's been doing it to MA for quite some time now...

Am I the only one that hates when I site has to tag its pictures? That's almost as bad as slide shows in my opinion. We didn't take these pictures but since I looked at them I'm going to put my name on all of them. Jackasses.

Anyone else notice how quickly the comments on that site devolved into a flame war?

Erebus54: nice stealing from NJ101.5 and Gearhart's fave NJ phrase.

nekom

That picture is outstanding.

/central PA
//we should have our own sign...things get weird out here

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Welcome to Connecticut
2 points have been deducted from you license.

Welcome To Texas
At least we're not Mexico!


/yet.

Welcome to Alberta
America's "Hidden Track"

WELCOME TO CANADA
America's Hat

or

WELCOME TO CANADA
The 51st State!