Steve Martin unavailable for comment. (video, pops, not a RR)

I would totally wear the Geiger shoes.



I like saddle shoes, and I like S&M, so I love these.

Some of those were sculptures made of plaster and shouldn't count. Anyone actually worn a pair of those heel-less heels? Is it manageable?

I'm big into hot feet and shoes, those mostly just sucked.

Great now the old lady is demanding I get her a pair of thse for Christmas, thanks a bunch subby.

no bathing apes?

The convertible from high heel to flat shoe? Brilliant! I'd wear them!

H_is_for_Heretic: Anyone actually worn a pair of those heel-less heels? Is it manageable?

I remember seeing a pic of Victoria Beckham in some recently but can't find it in a quick search.

Another reason I'm glad I'm not a girl....

Chutzpaw007: I remember seeing a pic of Victoria Beckham in some recently but can't find it in a quick search.

Here we go, knew I'd find it as soon as I decided to post without it... Beckham's heel-less boots (new window)

Thank me later. Don't bother to RTFA.

Paltrow has got it going on when it comes to shoes!
Link (new window) - some killer shots in this gallery!

IMHO: Nothing is sexier than a woman wearing closed toe, stilletto heels.

H_is_for_Heretic: Anyone actually worn a pair of those heel-less heels? Is it manageable?

As worn by Paltrow (new window). Though, to me, these shoes seem to specifically miss the whole point of high heel shoes! :)

Nice to see Billy Connolly's banana boots in there.


\huzzah fer the Big Yin!

drestin: H_is_for_Heretic: Anyone actually worn a pair of those heel-less heels? Is it manageable?

As worn by Paltrow (new window). Though, to me, these shoes seem to specifically miss the whole point of high heel shoes! :)

I can walk on my toes- you just need to have strong calves. It's how I grew up- was very hard to convert to regular walking. I still do it if I'm not thinking.

Okay, the pop-up heels are freaking awesome. I hate it when I go out downtown and there are grates everywhere. The bastards take up the whole sidewalk except for a little sliver that usually is between a tree and a curb.

Would love to have shoes like that.

God I love Photoshop...

/Just look at the first umbrella shoe one...how is it attached??

drestin: Paltrow has got it going on when it comes to shoes!
Link (new window) - some killer shots in this gallery!

IMHO: Nothing is sexier than a woman wearing closed toe, stilletto heels.

Great set of photos - thanks for linking.

Closed toe heels are really cool, but a woman wearing open toe high heel sandals are just as sexy. My mom (who never threw away a thing, esp. clothing) has a pair that date to before WWII. My sister loves to borrow them, she calls them come fark me pumps. It's really something that a shoe made so long ago is in such good shape and still very stylish.

steelpeg: God I love Photoshop...

/Just look at the first umbrella shoe one...how is it attached??

It's attached on the toe.

/kinda like the car shoes :)

cerote: Steve Martin unavailable for comment.

Exactly what I was thinking of...
I didn't get it as a kid when I first heard it, I thought it was just dumb but funny.
Now it's not dumb at all..

Did someo ...ffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttt... dust-off.

I love tha ...fffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttt.

I'm all about the fish ones. I guess they'd be called 'fish flops.'

sloppy shoes:
I can walk on my toes- you just need to have strong calves. It's how I grew up- was very hard to convert to regular walking. I still do it if I'm not thinking.

Oh, I totally appreciate the angle and it's affect on a womans leg and all that - but, to me at least, it's also the heel itself that makes the look. Can't explain what it is exactly about a slender, tall heel but it's just wickedly hot.

drestin: sloppy shoes:
I can walk on my toes- you just need to have strong calves. It's how I grew up- was very hard to convert to regular walking. I still do it if I'm not thinking.

Oh, I totally appreciate the angle and it's affect on a womans leg and all that - but, to me at least, it's also the heel itself that makes the look. Can't explain what it is exactly about a slender, tall heel but it's just wickedly hot.

Yes, but I'm a guy- so I doubt the heel would really help me sweep you off your feet.

sloppy shoes:
I can walk on my toes- you just need to have strong calves. It's how I grew up- was very hard to convert to regular walking. I still do it if I'm not thinking.

LOL, why? Roach problem?

Jamieboy: Great set of photos - thanks for linking.

Then you'll Love This One (new window, should be SFW)

sloppy shoes: Yes, but I'm a guy- so I doubt the heel would really help me sweep you off your feet.

Me too - I wasn't going there ;)

myalias1845: sloppy shoes:
I can walk on my toes- you just need to have strong calves. It's how I grew up- was very hard to convert to regular walking. I still do it if I'm not thinking.

LOL, why? Roach problem?

No. It's just how I learned to walk; I don't know, but it feels much more natural to me. Heels would be a breeze.

To be fair, though, Imelda didn't go for weird, fetish-y shoes. She had 3400 pairs of wearable shoes. Not that many, or even most, were actually WORN, you understand, but they could have been.

I prefer not to wear shoes at all myself, and rarely do unless it's required. You know, jobs and that.

Phillipine star greedy girl
Took the money to buy the world
First a little then the lot
Others` needs where soon forgot
Heard you like a love song
This here one is just for you
In keeping with your taste we hope
It`s called 2000 shoes

Never had a consience
Or any moral views
Even any kins of taste
Just 2000 shoes
If I had the world to sell
Could strike a deal with you
I know you haven`t got the cash
Just 2000 shoes

Catwalk at the embassy
Supplied by human rights
Qadahafi and George Hamilton
Mao Tse Tung and disco lights

Never had a consience
Or any moral views
Even any kins of taste
Just 2000 shoes
If I had the world to sell
Could strike a deal with you
I know you haven`t got the cash
Just 2000 shoes
2000 shoes

Phillipine star greedy girl
Took the money to buy the world
First a little then the lot
Others` need where soon forgot
Heard you like a love song
This here one is just for you
In keeping with your taste we hope
It`s called 2000 shoes

So here it is Imelda
Sorry it`s the blues
Would have done it different
If I were in your shoes

Never had a consience
Or any moral views
Even any kins of taste
Just 2000 shoes
If I had the world to sell
Could strike a deal with you
I know you haven`t got the cash
Just 2000 shoes
2000 shoes

OK the 'Fish Flops' and the 'Swim-fin Heels' made me laugh, but most of the rest are just farkin' fugly! Especially the heel-less ones and seroiusly WTF is up with the 'chicken foot', 'white box?!?', 'looooong brown', and, aw hell, all the rest of them?!?

The only pair I'd even remotely consider wearing [of the odd ones] is #20, and only if I were wearing a space/futuristic style dress for some odd reason! I like pretty heels.

The last pair, the 'convertable' ones are cool, very unique and I might wear them if I could get it in a round toe.

+1 to subby for knowing who George W. Bush... I mean Imelda Marcos is. Sheesh, I must be getting old, my mind is playing tricks on me and mixing up which world leader that their country go into poverty while using the position for personal gain is which.

I clicked on this link hoping for a shoe thread and wasn't disappointed :)

If she passes gas in front of others, does she blame the family dog?

Awesomely inventive! Thanks for the wonderment, Subby! Good find.

Oh my God, shoes.

Can't believe nobody has posted this yet.

Faaaaaabulous

drestin: Jamieboy: Great set of photos - thanks for linking.

Then you'll Love This One (new window, should be SFW)

Thanks, arsehole; that link locked onto my computer, and froze it. I had to use task manager to regain control.
bad link!

carniemechanic: drestin: Jamieboy: Great set of photos - thanks for linking.

Then you'll Love This One (new window, should be SFW)

Thanks, arsehole; that link locked onto my computer, and froze it. I had to use task manager to regain control.
bad link!

You must be doing it wrong......

Link works fine.

Lovely.

101 New Ways To Break Your Farking Ankles

carniemechanic: drestin: Jamieboy: Great set of photos - thanks for linking.

Then you'll Love This One (new window, should be SFW)

Thanks, arsehole; that link locked onto my computer, and froze it. I had to use task manager to regain control.
bad link!

Link works fine for me, and it appears most other people.
bad user!

My friend meet Imelda Marcos at his neighbor's party. I always thought it was funny how she said whenever she meets someone they always look at the shoes she is wearing.

/I love telling that story.

schattenteufel: carniemechanic: drestin: Jamieboy: Great set of photos - thanks for linking.

Then you'll Love This One (new window, should be SFW)

Thanks, arsehole; that link locked onto my computer, and froze it. I had to use task manager to regain control.
bad link!

Link works fine for me, and it appears most other people.
bad user!

Works fine for me!

This isn't that odd.

schattenteufel: Thanks, arsehole; that link locked onto my computer, and froze it. I had to use task manager to regain control.
bad link!

Works fine for me too. I guess Macs don't suck as much as they say, huh?

gwendolyyyn: This isn't that odd.

Unless you're a ballerina?

H_is_for_Heretic: Some of those were sculptures made of plaster and shouldn't count. Anyone actually worn a pair of those heel-less heels? Is it manageable?

It's been done... w/ boots. (new window)

carniemechanic: drestin: Jamieboy: Great set of photos - thanks for linking.

Then you'll Love This One (new window, should be SFW)

Thanks, arsehole; that link locked onto my computer, and froze it. I had to use task manager to regain control.
bad link!

Perhaps if your computer-fu wasn't so full of fail you could have enjoyed it as hundreds of thousands of others have since 2004