I know this got greenlit and all... probably for the foobie factor... but I have a real issue with headline overkill

This from TFA was more interesting to me:
assault with intent to rob and revious bodily harm.

Revious? Damn near killed her!

As someone who has been up all nite having a party at my apartment, and has the spins, I am getting a kick out of these gazongas.

£6 = $14 ???

Is that Australian dollars?

$9.41 is the correct exchange rate.

Lord Puppet: Is that Australian dollars?

Yes. This is an Australian news site. They always translate monetary amounts into Australian dollars.

Victoria no longer has a secret!

Bravo!

LowbrowDeluxe: This from TFA was more interesting to me:
assault with intent to rob and revious bodily harm.

Revious? Damn near killed her!

Previous? previus? regius? They gave her the royal treatment.

Those devious Aussies.

LowbrowDeluxe: This from TFA was more interesting to me:
assault with intent to rob and revious bodily harm.

Revious? Damn near killed her!

I was wondering if it's to do with the Australian accent.

/You know who else was born in Australia?

Good thing they showed that rack of bras so that guys on Fark would know what they look like.

Ohhhh, moar pix!

IAAl: Good thing they showed that rack of bras so that guys on Fark would know what they look like.

Is THAT what those thingies are? I always wondered what they looked like.

I would like to see the precious boobies the heroic bra allegedly defended.

Bobbies, boobies, and $14.
Too bad the Sun didn't run this.
wire mesh sports bras.....hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Control_this: I would like to see the precious boobies the heroic bra allegedly defended.

Just to pay them homage, of course!

I didn't say that out loud , did I?

RealFarknMcCoy2: Lord Puppet: Is that Australian dollars?

Yes. This is an Australian news site. They always translate monetary amounts into Australian dollars.

You mean there are others currencies in the world?? thats bullshiat I want all news articles to have the currency printed in US Dollars. THE REAL DOLLAR

Control_this I've seen pictures of the woman involved. Trust me, you're missing nothing.

You mean there are others currencies in the world?? thats bullshiat I want all news articles to have the currency printed in US Dollars. THE REAL DOLLAR

You queensland blokes need to learn how to troll better. It's getting stale.

And all news articles should print currency rates in barrels of oil.

Its the only way to be truly right.

her 14-year-old attacker was sent to a young offenders' institution for four years after being convicted of assault with intent to rob and revious bodily harm.

ITTM: grevious bodice harm

Cosmic Crab: her 14-year-old attacker was sent to a young offenders' institution for four years after being convicted of assault with intent to rob and revious bodily harm.

ITTM: grevious bodice harm

or gratuitous boobie charm.

Quite the uplifting story.

Detective Constable Emma Rion told The Sun police could have quite easily have been dealing with a murder investigation.

Oh... ok. It's good that they're letting him out when he turns 18 then. I'm sure he'll have learned his lesson.

portscanner, that thing would probably make bullets bounce right off. Count me impressed by the bra--most $14 numbers can't even hold your boobs up more than 3-4 wearings.

Umm, there needs to be more pictures of bras here.

Razorwolf: I know this got greenlit and all... probably for the foobie factor... but I have a real issue with headline overkill

Bad pun humor headlines are a welcome sight. The majority of greenlit headlines nowadays have the same boring format.

Breast news I've heard all day.

Good things the bits outlawed guns, have every square inch of the country under video surveillance so that violent attacks on the people can't happen, and can now concentrate on important social issues like sarnies.

Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest.


Hopefully not obscure.

CommonSenseSurrenders: Good things the bits outlawed guns, have every square inch of the country under video surveillance so that violent attacks on the people can't happen, and can now concentrate on important social issues like sarnies.

I can see yours has already surrendered.

/Brits
//this isn't Minority Report, bud

Oldiron_79
Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest.

Yes, I can see that.

//we only know one man that carries that kind of gun

Nobody else caught this little gem?

FTA: Ms Parsons spoke out as her 14-year-old attacker was sent to a young offenders' institution for four years after being convicted of assault with intent to rob and revious bodily harm.

What the fark?

Monkey MKIII:

I can see yours has already surrendered.

/Brits
//this isn't Minority Report, bud

Awww look, he's trying to flame me. Isn't that just the cutest damn thing you've ever seen?

Silly robber...she only had nipples and dimes on her.

CommonSenseSurrenders: Monkey MKIII:

I can see yours has already surrendered.

/Brits
//this isn't Minority Report, bud

Awww look, he's trying to flame me. Isn't that just the cutest damn thing you've ever seen?

Aww go on... pat my head. I is so cute. Cute little monkey with a flame-thrower. Come play with me!

I love tits.

The bra didn't 'save her life'. Random chance did. A fraction of an inch and she would have ended up as drool fodder on some gore site. Dimb-assed whiffle.

I meant *dumb-assed* whiffle.

Happened in Hull, 'nuff said, this is a scary place... With no apologies but utmost respect to those who live in Hull.

this thread is useless without pictures of Vicky..

whyerhead: this thread is JUST FINE without pictures of Vicky..

ftfy

i was expecting more boobie pic's - very very disappointed.

/more bewbs please
//alot more
///alot alot more
////alot alot alot more

"He shouted, 'Give me some money' and I swore at him. Then he pushed the knife at my chest and ran off."


her 14-year-old attacker was sent to a young offenders' institution for four years after being convicted of assault with intent to rob and revious bodily harm

Detective Constable Emma Rion told The Sun police could have quite easily have been dealing with a murder investigation.

It really bothers me to think the only difference between the kid going away for a very long time for murder and only a few years for assault is either dumb luck or bad aim. All the intent and necessary components were there for a murder to have happened, I think the kid should be charged with attempted murder.

Ah yes, that was the Playtex Kevlar bra marketed in Europe during the Cold War. Quite popular back then...

whyerhead: this thread is useless without pictures of Vicky..

That's the unsexiest bra i've ever seen i think, at least hold it in a different way so it doesn't look all shapeless and saggy.