Was there a friar there to say last rites?

matthew_tray: Was there a friar there to say last rites?

Yes, but there won't be an open casket, the body was pretty battered.

Useless without pics and a plate of lemon wedges.

/do you eat catfish with lemon wedges?
//don't know, I'm not a seafood guy

In other news, apparently catfish are kept in captivity.

/Probably next to the salmon
//And mashed potatoes
///Cue billboard pic

Dogfish everywhere rejoice

Tsunami Ditka: Useless without pics and a plate of lemon wedges.

/do you eat catfish with lemon wedges?
//don't know, I'm not a seafood guy

Fries and slaw, maybe a lemon wedge on the side, but completely optional.

Alas, we lay our brethern to rest tonight in a vat of hot oil.
He will surely szzle n spit in the hell fires of damnnation and flour and trimix.
And be redeemed in a steel basket and layed to drain on papertowels or newspapaer.
And yea, tho he be gone and desceasedd, he's at least comelpletyly coooked.
(tyheah I'm durunk , adn that's saturday for ya)
And yeh , brothers, lest yea be forgettin, we have crackers, ad cheese, and a bit of cider, and he wil be missed, and forgotteen and slathered on the toast in the morrowl . and we shall all partake of this goodnes,s.
(drunk part, did I mention it?)
and he will be long remembered as that big one that did not get away, and was good bater diped, n fried and served with hand cut ries. and some vinegar, and chips.

and a meow meow meow and a meow meow meow, I'ts a kitty cat! (whoa was)

When you're in New Orleans and you go to the Audubon Zoo, you can always tell the locals from the tourists because the locals are the ones discussing the best recipes for the animals.

Tartar sauce ....you Biatches
/it makes everything better

Why is this news? There isn't even a picture! FAIL.

AlwaysRightBoy: Tartar sauce ....you Biatches
/it makes everything better

Yes, let them have their "tar-tar" sauce...

Reminds me of when I went with my sister and her son to a aquarium, he ordered fish sticks from the snack bar and while eating he asks "mommy is it true fish swim in schools?" and I couldn't help it I chimed in with "yup and you are eating a slow learner", he cried for a hour, dear sis still sends me coal for Christmas.

Did it die on caturday?

Pribar: he cried for a hour, dear sis still sends me coal for Christmas.

10/10. Crying kid always makes my day.

/but seriously, story was hilarious.

Barakku: AlwaysRightBoy: Tartar sauce ....you Biatches
/it makes everything better

Yes, let them have their "tar-tar" sauce...

I, myself like can-can girls...

Can I offer the widow some flour?

I think there are several bigger ones in captivity.

like this one...
Link (new window)

could be wrong

It was a touching ceremony.

Tsunami Ditka: Useless without pics and a plate of lemon wedges.

/do you eat catfish with lemon wedges?
//don't know, I'm not a seafood guy

Yes, but IMO bring chips, some chives, pepper, and cream cheese as catfish is more tasty as a dip. Old fish like that don't taste like....what they're supposed too.

/good friend's dad is a catfish farmer.

Too bad it had to die on a crisp day... How old was it? It must have been fried... As for his sister, I whisker well.

/runs through line of fire like James Bond, jumps out window
//lands under Sarah Palin's helicopter

not impressed, but hotlinked

Obscure,perhaps..

Man, I sure like a good Friday Fish Fry. WIth some fries and slaw. I do quite a bit of halibut and shark fishing here in So Cal, but I need to head back to the midwest.

I need to go back and visit my friends in Milwaukee.

i remember reading their 'whiskers' are dangerous, spikey, and possibly poisonous... or something...is that true?

This thread needs hushpuppies. Slaw is optional.

AlwaysRightBoy: Barakku: AlwaysRightBoy: Tartar sauce ....you Biatches
/it makes everything better

Yes, let them have their "tar-tar" sauce...

I, myself like can-can girls...

Can't can't has, not not yours.

buckeyebrain
Tsunami Ditka: Useless without pics and a plate of lemon wedges.

/do you eat catfish with lemon wedges?
//don't know, I'm not a seafood guy

Fries and slaw, maybe a lemon wedge on the side, but completely optional.

Grits, hushpuppies, iced tea...

The Fish Fry always happens on Fridays don't ya know.

//Catholic thing

THREAD USELESS WITHOUT....oh fark it



Here's the damn fish who died. Who the hell lets an article get written about the largest catfish in captivity, WITHOUT a picture?

/dumbasses

Slaw is most certainly not optional.

Mmmmmm, slaw. Mmmmmm, fried catfish. Mmmmmmmmmm....

This is Big Blue.. and he's not amused with Your cooking jokes

mmmmm......catfish

Pribar: Reminds me of when I went with my sister and her son to a aquarium, he ordered fish sticks from the snack bar and while eating he asks "mommy is it true fish swim in schools?" and I couldn't help it I chimed in with "yup and you are eating a slow learner", he cried for a hour, dear sis still sends me coal for Christmas.

OMG!!! I laughed so hard when I read this... Chips came out my nose....and I just had fish for dinner.

Fried catfish is great, but I am sincerely disappointed that I didn't see any mention of hot sauce yet in this thread.

All you can eat catfish at Clark's Fish Camp in Jacksonville Fla for the win

Came for a pic of General Sherman, and leaving horribly disillusioned with FARK.

Caturday?

I am very sad.

Big Blue was the main attraction at the Aksarben Aquarium, and they have enough trouble as it is getting people to drive off the interstate and visit the place.

If any of you find yourselves between Lincoln and Omaha on I-80, look it up. It's worth the buck or 2 to get in.

discgolfguru: Fried catfish is great, but I am sincerely disappointed that I didn't see any mention of hot sauce yet in this thread.

It's already in your profile's chilli recipie.

Barakku: AlwaysRightBoy: Barakku: AlwaysRightBoy: Tartar sauce ....you Biatches
/it makes everything better

Yes, let them have their "tar-tar" sauce...

I, myself like can-can girls...

Can't can't has, not not yours.

You've never been to Paris.

fanbladesaresharp: discgolfguru: Fried catfish is great, but I am sincerely disappointed that I didn't see any mention of hot sauce yet in this thread.

It's already in your profile's chilli recipie.

Now I have to add a fried catfish recipe, as well. Damn, I hate tinkering with that thing.

RoyBatty: Came for a pic of General Sherman, and leaving horribly disillusioned with FARK.

This.

They used to have a 147 lb Catfish at the Dallas Aquarium, It's been a few years since I saw it last though, so it might be dead by now. Damn thing looked like a shark.

Bfett20: RoyBatty: Came for a pic of General Sherman, and leaving horribly disillusioned with FARK.

This.

OMG I didn't even think of this...*hands in fark card*

came in for the Sioux City abuse. Leaving disappointed.

/from Sewer City
//F.U.

So let me ask the question that's hangin over everyone's head in this thread: your catfish, bone in or fillet?