"euthanesia for octogenarians"

Alright, who told them about my secret plan to save Social Security?

Don't Christians start to get the feeling they are being used as pawns when letters like this bemoan "offshore drilling" and "labor unions?" Really, the GOP has offered mere tokenism to their devoted Christian Right and yet their leaders punish them with a 15 page missive for even thinking about voting democratic.

bbbut the lions are starving! Isn't there anything we could feed them?

Yeah, something like this did a great job "igniting the base" the last time.

FTA: The America you helped vote into power has lost its moral standing in the world

Yeah, Bush's war, Abu Ghraib, etc. already took care of that.

Maybe once we get some sanity in the government, this wretched fark and his ilk will lose their tax-exempt status.

Crown_of_Shoes: Don't Christians start to get the feeling they are being used as pawns when letters like this bemoan "offshore drilling" and "labor unions?" Really, the GOP has offered mere tokenism to their devoted Christian Right and yet their leaders punish them with a 15 page missive for even thinking about voting democratic.

The ~45% of Protestants who voted for Obama probably held those pawn-like feelings and refused to vote for the candidate of Evangelical repression and fear. The ~54% of Protestants who voted for McCain...there were a good number of them who drank an extra cup of Fundie Kool Aid this election season.

I suspect many Catholics voted on a single Meta-Issue; this election cycle, the economy won out over abortion, evidenced by the 54% of Catholics (including Mr. Shrew and I - but we don't really count, we're pro-choice anyway) who voted for Obama. [Jews, those of other faiths and atheists voted overwhelmingly for Obama (+75%).]

I have a time machine that actually works!

Let's travel back in time, to January 13, 2007, when that intrepid goofball evangelical leader James Dobson declares he couldn't vote for senator McCain "under any circumstances". (p)

Surprisingly, I'm all for 2 out of 3 of those.

Let's be fair. Let's not forget what the wacko moonbat libtards predicted what would happen in a Bush presidency back in the year 2000.

They forgot about the forced abortions

Sgt Otter: Let's be fair. Let's not forget what the wacko moonbat libtards predicted what would happen in a Bush presidency back in the year 2000.

uncannily accurate that was. And thats just sad.

Sgt Otter: Let's be fair. Let's not forget what the wacko moonbat libtards predicted what would happen in a Bush presidency back in the year 2000.

I wish it were so easy. I was 22 years old when Bush took office and I was genuinely afraid of many silly, silly predictions. But I knew what to take with a grain of salt because I can think rationally and critically about what I read and hear.

But the fundamentalists have a strict faith in their leaders and they don't take letters like this as mere hijinks. It scares the daylights out of them, and, for that matter, I never read a Bush scenario THIS disturbing.

This letter calls for 100% no-confidence in Federal government, all based on the election of ONE candidate. ONE! It paints a picture of Apocalyptic proportions and I'll be the first "moonbat libtard" to say that I'm genuinely scared of how this may inspire some people to "act."

So does that means Jesus won't be coming back before 2012?

He did it for the lulz.

And this is why atheists think organizations like this are full of retards.

Do we get to eat them? The octogenarians, that is?

/always thought soylent green might be tasty

Fundy fan fiction (new window, may make brain bleed)

DamnYankees: So does that means Jesus won't be coming back before 2012?



Quetzalcoatl was right! All hail Quetzalcoatl!

He also tried to scare Christians to unite against Spongebob. What a douche.

James Dobson is a nut juggler. That is all.

Boy, won't Dobson have alot of 'splainin to do when the Rapture comes and he and his ilk are left behind.

Pure scum. And Christian fundies wonder why sane people despise them.

I doubt Dr. James Dobson time-travelled to 2012. He's 72 years old, older than McCain, and would be dead by then.

Time to whip out my bumper-sticker fu:

Focus on your own damn family.

I just have no other appropriate words for this. As a Christian, I'm appalled that any Christian would write this.

/oh well

Every time the Christan Taliban slings this type of shiat it says more about them than their opposition.

Sick, sick farkers.

In other news, James Dobson deserves to be beaten with a giant concrete dildo.

GAT_00: In other news, James Dobson deserves to be beaten repeated anal penetration with a giant concrete dildo.

FTFY

/voted Obama
//this is just amusing

Republicans...More scared with each passing moment. A brown person with a Muslim-sounding name in the White House is pretty much their Holocaust

"Yes. Good, good. Let go of your HATE."

Doctor Dobson is 72. Not a small chance that he will be deservedly rotting in hell in 2012. Maybe that's where his visions got confused.

As a Christian, I was appalled by this letter. I know several others who felt the same way. It is offensive the way Dobson views himself as a voice for all evangelicals. He's not. His position among evangelicals is analogous to Jesse Jackson's position among black Americans.

He's giving all of us a bad name, and he certainly doesn't speak for me.

That's not the Christianity i read about.

/not christian for this very reason

Carousel... Carousel...

GAT_00: In other news, James Dobson deserves to be beaten with a giant concrete dildo.



Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well! ...up for a bit of the ultraviolence, me droog?

Lawnchair: Doctor Dobson is 72. Not a small chance that he will be deservedly rotting in hell in 2012. Maybe that's where his visions got confused.


I think 71 should be the age where we shoot Grandpa into space wrapped in aluminum foil.

Why can't they get this douche's tax exempt status changed.



/he's obviously running a theocratic/political machine, and not a christian program.

Xaxor: /voted Obama
//this is just amusing

i love you for that pic

This blubbering sack of whale crap won't be speaking for Evangelicals much longer. I think we can all be happy about that.

/pagan
//looking forward to a future of interfaith peace

I hope that one of his prophecies becomes true, I hope he loses his tax exempt status.

This is a gem from the "letter":

When did this all start? Christians share a lot of the blame. In 2008, many evangelicals
thought Senator Obama was an opportunity for a "change," and they voted for him. They did not
realize Obama's far-Left agenda would take away many of our freedoms, perhaps permanently
(it is unlikely the Supreme Court can be changed for perhaps 30 years). Christians did not realize
that by electing Barack Obama - rated the most liberal U.S. senator in 2007 they would
allow the law, in the hands of a liberal Congress and Supreme Court, to become a great
instrument of oppression.

Confabulat: Pure scum. And Christian fundies wonder why sane people despise them.

They don't wonder about anything...they are born knowing it all.

I'll gladly take all of that other stuff if it means we've funded science enough to master time travel in four years.

You know who else like to travel?

Ric Romero says that Republicans love to fantasize about the hypothetical disasters brought on to us by Democrats in the future but don't seem to spend too much time thinking about the very real and present disasters we are currently enduring through Republican leadership. More at 11.

Vagpuncher: I hope that one of his prophecies becomes true, I hope he loses his tax exempt status.

Seriously. Isn't there an explicit rule that churches can't endorse a specific candidate? How is there even any question here?

smooshie: Fundy fan fiction (new window, may make brain bleed)

That was pretty bad, but, I was expecting worse. I read a bit of one of the "Left Behind" books out of curiosity once. Fundies all appear to write for the Young Adult audience.

AirForceVet: . He's 72 years old, older than McCain, and would be dead by then.

Are you always this optimistic?