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(The Record) Cool Ugly-ass squirrel/skunk hybrid discovered. You better believe there's a pic   (news.therecord.com) divider line 107
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markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 12:21:22 AM  
ALL HAIL MR. STINKNUTS!


 
CelesX 2008-11-08 12:31:55 AM  
That's cute.

 
thalassatx [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 12:32:32 AM  
He's a cute little dude!

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 12:39:04 AM  
Pied squirrel. Adorable.

 
kitryne [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 12:42:10 AM  
WANT!

I've always wanted a pet squirrel, but it seems like it'd hurt when they climb on you.

 
Dalar [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 12:43:57 AM  
Hah.. a local greenlight, yesss!

/bruce county, yo!

 
Dalar [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 12:45:52 AM  
oh, and I humbly suggest our new black & white friend be called the squnk.

 
realtorofthemonth [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 12:46:05 AM  
awww. whut a widdle cutie wootie.

 
realtorofthemonth [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 12:47:35 AM  
or , skurrel- no I like squnk. lol



/squnk
//squnk squnk

 
skyrish 2008-11-08 12:48:34 AM  
Dalar: oh, and I humbly suggest our new black & white friend be called the squnk.

hehe, squnk, i like that!

realtorofthemonth: awww. whut a widdle cutie wootie.

and this, its a kah-yoot widdle thing!

 
skyrish 2008-11-08 12:50:57 AM  
realtorofthemonth: or , skurrel- no I like squnk. lol



/squnk
//squnk squnk



do you say it like this? "skwunk"

 
kmmontandon [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 12:54:26 AM  
kitryne: WANT!

I've always wanted a pet squirrel, but it seems like it'd hurt when they climb on you.


Try going to Burney Falls sometime. Little bastards crawl all over you if you sit on a bench - it doesn't hurt, it's just annoying.

 
realtorofthemonth [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 12:54:40 AM  
how else would you say it?

 
Dalar [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 12:59:10 AM  
img147.imageshack.us

/qad

 
Edipis [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 01:05:03 AM  
kitryne: WANT!

I've always wanted a pet squirrel, but it seems like it'd hurt when they climb on you.


my family once had a pet prairie dog, which is like a big ground squirrel with a small tail but big claws. it doesn't hurt.

 
realtorofthemonth [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 01:22:48 AM  
Dalar: /qad

OMG- I love him!

 
sloppy shoes 2008-11-08 01:41:06 AM  
Dalar: oh, and I humbly suggest our new black & white friend be called the squnk.

How about squigger?

 
LaExpat [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 01:52:15 AM  
Daddy. I want a squnk NOW!

 
Supercheeks [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-08 02:04:56 AM  
I'd say he does a mean Michael Jackson impression.

 
Ashtrey 2008-11-08 02:13:06 AM  
Doesn't look like very good eatin'.

 
neongoats 2008-11-08 02:13:53 AM  
They should get a sperm sample from him before he disappears, stud him out and save those unique genes.

 
Megalomatthew 2008-11-08 02:15:25 AM  
OMG it's so cute!

 
Nebulious [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 02:17:21 AM  
I'm disappointed. I was promised an unnatural hybrid defying logic and all I get is a strangely colored squirrel.

 
Oakenshield 2008-11-08 02:17:48 AM  
MMmm. Stinky AND tasty.



No. The animal in the article.

 
starsrift 2008-11-08 02:23:27 AM  
Journalism fail.

FTFA: The condition is genetically tied in to the development of the animal's nervous system. According to some sources, it's most common in horses but does affect other species.

Read: The condition is genetically tied in to the development of the animal's nervous system. According to Wikipedia's last edit, it's most common in horses but does affect other species.

 
WFern 2008-11-08 02:23:53 AM  
Dalar: oh, and I humbly suggest our new black & white friend be called the squnk.

Squrnk.

 
Oznog 2008-11-08 02:24:24 AM  
A new Protective Mimicry scheme becomes apparent?

It's not every day DNA randomly comes up with a new useful idea.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 02:28:01 AM  
Ashtrey: Doesn't look like very good eatin'.

you got to fatten him up first

 
adeist69 2008-11-08 02:28:04 AM  
LaExpat: Daddy. I want a squnk NOW!


Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! It'll make him crazy!


/Shouldn't be obscure at all

 
12monkeys 2008-11-08 02:30:30 AM  
He reminds me a litle bit of my cat. He's a tuxedo with two white markings that come down from his mouth and join on his neck giving the illusion of fangs. His name is Vlad.

/likes the name stinknuts more than squnk.

 
Barbecue Bob 2008-11-08 02:31:25 AM  
Let's name him Obama.

/I know, I know ... -1

 
Poo_Fight 2008-11-08 02:31:43 AM  
Oh GOD! It's a Squnk!

The prophesy is fulfilled!!1!

 
tlay 2008-11-08 02:33:03 AM  
i267.photobucket.com

 
12monkeys 2008-11-08 02:34:16 AM  
Oakenshield: MMmm. Stinky AND tasty.

i114.photobucket.com

/hot linked

 
FRJB819 2008-11-08 02:35:21 AM  
Webkin in 3...2...1

 
organizm 2008-11-08 02:36:37 AM  
We have weird, mutated animals like that in New Jersey, but its usually because they've been exposed to toxic waste.

 
myalias1845 2008-11-08 02:37:54 AM  
kmmontandon: kitryne: WANT!

I've always wanted a pet squirrel, but it seems like it'd hurt when they climb on you.

Try going to Burney Falls sometime. Little bastards crawl all over you if you sit on a bench - it doesn't hurt, it's just annoying.


Sorry threadjack, but I've been there. Love the cemetary. Nobody I talk to now has ever even heard of the place. Nice.

Back to topic: Squnk is awesome. When is Japan going to start selling them as keychains?

 
aniyn 2008-11-08 02:38:28 AM  
Nebulious: I'm disappointed. I was promised an unnatural hybrid defying logic and all I get is a strangely colored squirrel.

Likewise.
On a related note, people keep telling me that many years ago my town had a mini-outbreak of half-cat half-rabbit abominations. They were said to be quite unsettling to look at.

 
NuttySquirrel [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 02:38:34 AM  
kitryne: WANT!

I've always wanted a pet squirrel, but it seems like it'd hurt when they climb on you.


Yes, yes they do. I have started wearing 2 pairs of sweat pants when I go into my squirrel's room. Now he climbs on me all he wants and I don't get scratched.

 
bitemark 2008-11-08 02:39:13 AM  
kitryne: WANT!

I've always wanted a pet squirrel, but it seems like it'd hurt when they climb on you.


My friends had a "pet" squirrel, only because they found a baby and couldn't get it to animal rescue for various reasons.

They still have it in a giant cage, but once it reached adulthood, well...they're wild animals and you can't really handle it the way you can handle a pet.

He's calmed down some, but at first he would get really upset if they went into the cage (like I said it's pretty big) to clean it. Also if company got too close he'd throw things like urine at you.

Thankfully he doesn't do this anymore.

 
graphitesmoothie 2008-11-08 02:41:30 AM  
imgs.xkcd.com

 
IAmSofaKingWeToddEd 2008-11-08 02:42:58 AM  
I, for one, welcome our new stinky, nut-hoarding overlords.

 
KiloFoxtrotCharlie 2008-11-08 02:46:50 AM  
I for one welcome our Skunky Squirrle overloards.

/i think i did that wrong

 
sunsawed 2008-11-08 02:47:50 AM  
www.jossip.com

Wanted for questioning for frying up the Squnk in his popcorn popper.

 
cantsleep 2008-11-08 02:48:15 AM  
Wow, a funny colored squirrel.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

 
12monkeys 2008-11-08 02:48:41 AM  
You know who else had a black and white fur pattern that resembled somethingone else?

mako2.web.infoseek.co.jp

 
Oznog 2008-11-08 02:50:07 AM  
technabob.com

It is the nature of all black squirrels with white tails to serve the white squirrels with black tails. This squirrel's defiance represents a threat to The Order.

 
FootInMouthDisease 2008-11-08 02:51:25 AM  
i6.photobucket.com

 
Oakenshield 2008-11-08 02:54:34 AM  
Oznog: It is the nature of all black squirrels with white tails to serve the white squirrels with black tails. This squirrel's defiance represents a threat to The Order.

I always had the feeling Roddenberry had some sort of hidden message buried in that episode. So unlike him.

 
Digamus [TotalFark] 2008-11-08 02:54:43 AM  
Oh Crap! An Oreo squigger!

 
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