awesome album cover there, just needs the top of a head, like the "zack & miki make a porno" movie poster:

They could only find 5?

"I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store
Well I can look at you till you ain't no child no more"

Alright ladies let's hear it altogether now "My...."

Off Topic but slighty on topic:

Momma's got a squeeze box.


/not so thinly veiled.
//I grinned and laughed internally at 12 hearing this song.
///I grew up with Playboys on the coffee table.

CravenMorehead: They could only find 5?

And they couldn't even fit them on one page?

HappyHarryHardOn: awesome album cover there, just needs the top of a head, like the "zack & miki make a porno" movie poster:

That album was titled after a comment Muddy made to producer and guitarist, Johnny Winter. After listening to the playback, Muddy said, "this record makes my little pee pee hard again."

I can't remember the exact song now, but it was some blues woman singing about her jelly roll.

Goonie_Goo_Goo: HappyHarryHardOn: awesome album cover there, just needs the top of a head, like the "zack & miki make a porno" movie poster:

That album was titled after a comment Muddy made to producer and guitarist, Johnny Winter. After listening to the playback, Muddy said, "this record makes my little pee pee hard again."

Thus the glorious smirk on his face I take it.

unless it was written before 1934, squeeze my lemon was stolen from robert johnson, who actually wrote travellin riverside blues.

came here for a "one-eyed cat..." reference and was NOT disappointed.

/still amazed the elvis version made it past the censors.

Maybe a little off-topic, but what are your favorite "dirty" songs? I think my favorite is the Hour In The Shower suite by Chicago.

CravenMorehead: They could only find 5?

Yet it required 2 pages to list them all.

My vote...

My Peanuts - N.W.H. (Ice Cold) (new window)

Goonie_Goo_Goo: HappyHarryHardOn: awesome album cover there, just needs the top of a head, like the "zack & miki make a porno" movie poster:

That album was titled after a comment Muddy made to producer and guitarist, Johnny Winter. After listening to the playback, Muddy said, "this record makes my little pee pee hard again."

and this, my friend, is why there is something 10,000x more charming about the 50's to me than any overly-graphic hiphop lyrics

them kids have to learn about subtleties

"Lick My Love Pump"?

/in the saddest of all keys

Goonie_Goo_Goo: HappyHarryHardOn: awesome album cover there, just needs the top of a head, like the "zack & miki make a porno" movie poster:

That album was titled after a comment Muddy made to producer and guitarist, Johnny Winter. After listening to the playback, Muddy said, "this record makes my little pee pee hard again."

and this, my friend, is why there is something 10,000x more charming about the 50's to me than any overly-graphic hiphop lyrics

them kids have to learn about subtleties

Sorry, This Album come out in 1977, not the 50's. Plus its a kick a$$ album

I'll just refer to the album 'Please Warm My Wiener' for starters. And Dinah Washington's Big Long Slidin' Thing (a trombone).

/I'll bring the hot dog, you bring the buns. What do you say, baby? Come on, let's have some fun.

Dear Jerk: And Dinah Washington's Big Long Slidin' Thing (a trombone).

Do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"?

Want a hot dog for my roll

So many of those songs...

"Tutti Frutti" was originally titled "Loose Booty". Little Richard's a freak.

much more of these here (new window)

also a TON of super-obscure ones on 'sweet mama jam-100% honky free nasty r&b'

Bird and MacDonald's 'Candy Wrapper' got them sued by Hersheys.
Great song.

From tfa:

"After he was a dirty young man, and before he was a dirty old man...Chuck Berry was a dirty middle-aged man."

This is EXACTLY how I would like any eulogy of my life to read.

That is all.

awfulperson: CravenMorehead: They could only find 5?

And they couldn't even fit them on one page?

Too bo-koo, too bo-koo, no bang-bang with soul brother

"Let Me Play With Your Poodle" (new window)

I guess that's more a reference to female genitalia, tho. Still, chuckleworthy lyrics.

They also forgot Albert King's Cross cut saw

/I'm a cross cut saw, baby drag me cross your log..."
/you can't help but say "hot dog!"

binkyman: unless it was written before 1934, squeeze my lemon was stolen from robert johnson, who actually wrote travellin riverside blues.

It's mentioned, as having been borrowed by Robert Johnson from Roosevelt Sykes, who borrowed it from Joe Williams, who most likely borrowed it from someone else. They even mention Led Zeppelin, who borrowed it last.

My favorite dirty song is "Crazy Rap" by Afroman. The first time I heard it, I thought, "My God, this is the filthiest thing I've ever heard!" Then I couldn't stop singing it the rest of the day.

/See, I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, "Aiiiiieeee!"

//David Allan Coe's "I'd Like to fark the shiat Out of You" is also great.

Another great list would be one for songs about masturbation. I'd have to throw Sexy Music by the Meat Puppets high on that list.

rudemix: Another great list would be one for songs about masturbation. I'd have to throw Sexy Music by the Meat Puppets high on that list.

or 'pink thing' by xtc(which partridge says isnt about that, but yeah right) and 'my best friend' by jellyfish.

Boner....is, is boner one of 'em?

What, no John the Conqueror Root?