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(wkfs) Asinine If you see Mos Def, turn his ass in to the police   (wkfs.com) divider line 36
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frighty 2008-11-06 08:03:09 PM  
For no reason?

 
blinkybluegnome 2008-11-06 08:11:43 PM  
How improbable is this?

 
Uzzah 2008-11-06 08:16:23 PM  
Hopefully, he's got his towel with him.

/shame that's what people will know him for instead of, say Top Dog/Underdog with Jeffrey Wright on Broadway.

 
skribble 2008-11-06 08:16:46 PM  
FTFA
Photographer Volker Corell claims the rap star ripped a camera from his neck, smashed it to the ground and then took off with it.

why would he take off with a smashed camera? something smells rotten here.

 
RyanWillia 2008-11-06 08:18:29 PM  
In first year physics, you learn about potential energy. Imagine a rock sitting on top of a steep hill. TMZ retains a massive potential reservoir of getting their arses kicked.

 
DeathByGeekSquad 2008-11-06 08:46:56 PM  
I hope this turns out to be nothing, I actually like Mos Def's acting career.

/thought he stole the show in 16 Blocks

 
Gunny Highway 2008-11-06 08:49:56 PM  
Uzzah: shame that's what people will know him for instead of, say Top Dog/Underdog with Jeffrey Wright on Broadway.

Or his hip hop career.

 
Tron Lafontaine 2008-11-06 08:58:51 PM  
images.salon.com

Do I smell a sequel?

 
carmody 2008-11-06 09:13:31 PM  
I hate to hear that. I farking love Mos Def.

 
RemyDuron 2008-11-06 09:38:48 PM  
He's a good actor, hope he gets off.

/Yes, I am willing to let actually good entertainers off if they have a chance to continue to entertain me
//If Michael Jackson was still good, I would be happy he was found innocent
\\Yeah, I'm a shallow, callous bastard.

 
ClicheGuevara07 2008-11-06 10:46:48 PM  
And risk putting one of the few rappers I actually enjoy in jail? I ain't no stooley!

 
Martstar 2008-11-06 11:25:50 PM  
i149.photobucket.com

 
strangeguitar 2008-11-06 11:44:33 PM  
DeathByGeekSquad: I hope this turns out to be nothing, I actually like Mos Def's acting career.

/thought he stole the show in 16 Blocks


I agree.

 
Gharlans 2008-11-07 12:40:31 AM  
In my book, people are totally within their rights to smash paparaz- erm, I mean "fashion photographers'" cameras (if that's what we're calling them now). It's like cutting the mouth off of a leech or shooting a rabid raccoon.

 
kruppz 2008-11-07 01:07:18 AM  
Hated 16 Blocks and Be Kind, Rewind..., but he proved himself in Something The Lord Made. Good movie.
/whats hip hop?

 
MtnByker 2008-11-07 01:30:15 AM  
greatest lyrical MC

 
coco ebert [TotalFark] 2008-11-07 04:49:54 AM  
Uzzah: Hopefully, he's got his towel with him.

/shame that's what people will know him for instead of, say Top Dog/Underdog with Jeffrey Wright on Broadway.


Saw that. It was great. Jeffrey Wright is one of my favorite actors ever. He was stellar.

I love Mos Def though. I hope this is just a one-off thing.

/I am
Yes I am
Hip hop

 
Evilmogwai 2008-11-07 06:17:13 AM  
Uzzah: Hopefully, he's got his towel with him.

/shame that's what people will know him for instead of, say Top Dog/Underdog with Jeffrey Wright on Broadway.


Hes a Hoopy Frood! of course he knows where his towel is!

/an unashamed Hitchhikers fan
// Every version, not just the movie.

 
The Billdozer 2008-11-07 06:23:25 AM  
But if Mos Def is in jail, who is Obama going to pick to head the CIA?

 
GonzoNihilist 2008-11-07 06:54:15 AM  
Friends don't let friends call crime stoppers.

 
Jonny17 2008-11-07 07:04:17 AM  
He's brilliant in The Woodsman too.
Good rapper.

 
coachwdb 2008-11-07 08:26:58 AM  
OH NO!

www.singingfool.com

 
Kali-Yuga 2008-11-07 09:03:43 AM  
MtnByker: greatest lyrical MC

He's definitely one of the best, but there are others that are better. Aceyalone for instance.
www.projectblowed.com

 
CrazyCurt 2008-11-07 09:18:19 AM  
Some of you actually like the Hitchhiker's Guide movie? Are you serious?

Mos Def should be arrested for that fiasco. It was awful! Wow. I can't believe humans.

/this is why I have given up on life, the universe and everything
// seriously

 
Gunny Highway 2008-11-07 09:40:46 AM  
CrazyCurt: Some of you actually like the Hitchhiker's Guide movie? Are you serious?

It was fun.

 
rekoil [TotalFark] 2008-11-07 09:48:15 AM  
Some of you actually like the Hitchhiker's Guide movie? Are you serious?

Half as good as the masterpiece that was the book is, well, still pretty good. I enjoyed it a lot more than I feared I wouldn't.

 
EbolaNYC [TotalFark] 2008-11-07 10:34:52 AM  
Who would STEAL a smashed camera????????????????

Sorry, maybe he assaulted him, but theft?

 
CentralValleyCali 2008-11-07 11:24:05 AM  
Why would someone take a smashed camera?

For the film\memory card. Just because the camera isn't working doesn't stop you from popping the card into a computer.

 
Arpeggi760 2008-11-07 12:32:09 PM  
Definitely something missing from that story.

Less than hard-hitting journalism from TMZ? It's more likely than you think.

 
PYROY 2008-11-07 01:24:33 PM  
He made the list, guess I better check out his stuff, I'm guaranteed to like it.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-11-07 01:56:03 PM  
The woodsman was a surprisingly good/great movie.
Kevin Bacon and Mos Def were great actors in it.
same w/ that blond chick.

 
deanis 2008-11-07 01:56:10 PM  
I would, but i'm no wizard.

 
Mirrorz 2008-11-07 02:06:38 PM  
If I do see him, I'll take his picture because I like having my stuff broken. I'd probably just shake his hand in an awkward,non-cool way and let him go on his way.

 
Shaunn [TotalFark] 2008-11-07 11:15:25 PM  
kruppz: Hated 16 Blocks and Be Kind, Rewind..., but he proved himself in Something The Lord Made. Good movie.
/whats hip hop?




Totally agree with your moving picture opinions.

/To answer your question- don't worry about it because its dead
//Blackstar was one of the best.

 
Shaunn [TotalFark] 2008-11-07 11:17:43 PM  
PYROY: He made the list, guess I better check out his stuff, I'm guaranteed to like it.

This honky says you better peep his joint

(Translation: I, a white man, recommend that you go to one of his live performances.)

 
maxpower007 2008-11-08 03:10:58 PM  
He probably took the camera after smashing it because of the memory card. If he got some picture of Mos Def doing something illegal or whatever, the pictures would still be on the memory card, regardless of smashing the camera. Seems like a lot of you didn't understand that. Obvious to me.

/na-na na na-na

 
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