"Permanent Vertigo" tour canceled due to headaches and dizziness? Hm... Methinks Subby gets a big for missing a rare opportunity to use a legitimately appropriate tag.

MaxxLarge: "Permanent Vertigo" tour canceled due to headaches and dizziness? Hm... Methinks Subby gets a big for missing a rare opportunity to use a legitimately appropriate tag.

Or are you failing at not realizing that "Permanent vertigo" isnt really the name of the tour?

HappyHarryHardOn: MaxxLarge: "Permanent Vertigo" tour canceled due to headaches and dizziness? Hm... Methinks Subby gets a big for missing a rare opportunity to use a legitimately appropriate tag.

Or are you failing at not realizing that "Permanent vertigo" isnt really the name of the tour?

Even if it was, that'd be coincidence, not irony.

My real question is, when will the "Permanent Wardrobe Malfunction" tour be starting?

HappyHarryHardOn: Or are you failing at not realizing that "Permanent vertigo" isnt really the name of the tour?

Nah. I'm gonna go ahead and say the REAL fail is knowing what Janet Jackson's tour is actually called. Christ, she hasn't been relevant for 20 years. Even the "wardrobe malfunction" was a desperate bid to get back into the headlines, and that was almost five years ago.

I had vertigo way back when (doctors guessed it was a flu virus caused an inner ear mess-up) it was the most miserable period of my life. I understand it is the cause of a lot of agorophobia cases. And it's understandable as it's difficult to leave the house when you know at some point everything will start spinning like you are a sea sick drunk guy on a merry-go-round. So all I did was work, go home, and sleep.

CAT scan after CAT scan and I took all sorts of medication including the "we don't know what the feck is wrong so we'll give you this" medication steroids - all which did nothing. After a few months the "attacks" would only happen every couple days and after six months it completely ceased.

That's my boring barely relevant vertigo story. Miss brap if you're nasty.

I think she just caught mono from the guy she was making out with at the Toronto concert. He looked like he was carrying something.

brap: That's my boring barely relevant vertigo story. Miss brap if you're nasty.

hey! When did you become a mod?!


/sucks 'bout the acute, idiopathic vetigo...

brap: Miss brap if you're nasty.

+1 internets

Meanwhile, Michael announces next summer he will be going on the Permanent Vitiligo tour. Tour dates expected to continue for the next 30 years.

I believe this tour is called the Discipline Tour.

/repost from another thread

And she hotted herself up real good for the tour. I have chronic migraine, so I believe her. When I was little I would beg my mother to scoop out the side of my brain with a melon baller. Migraine sucks.

Sadly missing the opportunity to coincide with her brother's "Permanent Impetigo" tour.

theurge14: Meanwhile, Michael announces next summer he will be going on the Permanent Vitiligo tour. Tour dates expected to continue for the next 30 years.

Aw crap. Wrong skin condition and late.