Awesome headline

Is anyone surprised?

Wood. You forgot Wood.

Zarkin Frood: Wood. You forgot Wood.

There's your wood for ya...

Let's look at his scorecard shall we:





WTF. So I need to put on half a face of makeup, dress like a circus freak, and growl into a microphone and then maybe all the ladies will love me?

Maybe if he got off the drugs one of these chicks would stick around for more than 2 years.

Poor Manson, having to hop from one hot crazy chick to another...

Zarkin Frood: Let's look at his scorecard shall we:

WTF. So I need to put on half a face of makeup, dress like a circus freak, and growl into a microphone and then maybe all the ladies will love me?

Well it also helps if you starred on The Wonder Years.

Rev. Skarekroe: Maybe if he got off kept supplying the drugs one of these chicks would stick around for more than 2 years.

/FTFY
//while we're at it:
Marilyn Manson dumped by current girlfriend Evan Rachel. Remaining fans fan expected to hear all about it in a self-pitying double album devoted to his misunderstood genius

Poor jealous fark submitters always trying to come down on the people with actual talent.

i wonder if he'll go back to his one secret true love, Gwendolyn "Winnie" Cooper (Dancia McKellar) from when he was on "The Wonder Years".

/ lol
// snark off.

All I want to know is if the music rocks. I dont really care what he is saying as long as it sounds cool and the tunes are heavy.

Gunny Highway: All I want to know is if the music rocks. I dont really care what he is saying as long as it sounds cool and the tunes are heavy.

depends on whether John 5 is playing on it or not

fatimcgee: Zarkin Frood: Wood. You forgot Wood.

There's your wood for ya...

Zarkin Frood: WTF. So I need to put on half a face of makeup, dress like a circus freak, and growl into a microphone and then maybe all the guys and ladies will love me?

Fixed that for you

/But. don't let me stop any of your freaky ideas!
//No, seriously, how YOU doin'? =)

Zarkin Frood: WTF. So I need to put on half a face of makeup, dress like a circus freak, and growl into a microphone and then maybe all the ladies will love me?


1) Yes. Is that a surprise?
2) I thought you were a lady. If that is the case, I thought all lesbians were required to have massive orgies whenever they get together in a group. Are you telling me that the porn lies?

Mangoose: Zarkin Frood: WTF. So I need to put on half a face of makeup, dress like a circus freak, and growl into a microphone and then maybe all the ladies will love me?


1) Yes. Is that a surprise?
2) I thought you were a lady. If that is the case, I thought all lesbians were required to have massive orgies whenever they get together in a group. Are you telling me that the porn lies?

rule #1 of Fark: all TFettes are really sweaty fat dudes

the voices in your head: depends on whether John 5 is playing on it or not

Im pretty sure Wes Borland is playing guitar on the next album.

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/marilyn.asp

MDGeist: Poor jealous fark submitters always trying to come down on the people with actual talent.

Oops! Wrong thread.

She realized she was too late to the party to get any career-boosting publicity from banging this has-been.

Zarkin Frood: WTF. So I need to put on half a face of makeup, dress like a circus freak, and growl into a microphone and then maybe all the ladies will love me?

Being talented helps. Having a band helps. Being rich and famous helps. Being a pretty good all around artist also doesnt hurt.

why did you make me do some coke


/beastman

Zarkin Frood: WTF. So I need to put on half a face of makeup, dress like a circus freak, and growl into a microphone and then maybe all the ladies will love me?

They all leave him. That doesn't sound like love to me.

PS: Manson isn't all that talented. If you like his music you can credit his Bassist/song writer and Trent Reznor, as well as the members of NIN circa 1996.

Hey, Manson has still boned WAY more hot chicks than you would expect for anyone who looks like him. So give the man credit.

/Been a Manson fan since 3rd grade
//Hopefully the self pitying album will be good, if Eat Me, Drink Me was him in love I like him much more when he is not
///Voltaire has the best self pity break up album

FreeLoveFreeway: Zarkin Frood: WTF. So I need to put on half a face of makeup, dress like a circus freak, and growl into a microphone and then maybe all the ladies will love me?

They all leave him. That doesn't sound like love to me.

PS: Manson isn't all that talented. If you like his music you can credit his Bassist/song writer and Trent Reznor, as well as the members of NIN circa 1996.

Uh, I'm a Manson fan, never really liked Nine Inch Nails. How do you explain that? And didn't his original bassist/song writer leave the band a long time ago? And his stuff stayed pretty good until Eat Me, Drink Me, which is largely bad but has a couple of good songs.

He is and has always been Trent Reznor *lite*

MickeyD: rule #1 of Fark: all TFettes are really sweaty fat dudes

That's why I had to leave TF. They found out I wasn't a sweaty, fat dude.

I got voted out for sending too much WIE.

MDGeist: trying to come down on the people with actual talent.

Who might that be in this thread? The girl?

Zarkin Frood: WTF. So I need to put on half a face of makeup, dress like a circus freak, and growl into a microphone and then maybe all the ladies will love me?

Women like famous guys with lots of money. Film at 11.

Still, the shocking thing is that such pretty women are able to prostitute themselves to go out with that turdmuffin. SHEESH.

nothingyet: He is and has always been Trent Reznor *lite*

Reznor is okay (like I said, never been a big fan, but I don't deny the man is talented, probably more broadly than Manson) but Manson's voice has always been better than Reznor's.

/Don't give a shiat if you think my tastes suck

Zarkin Frood: Let's look at his scorecard shall we:

WTF. So I need to put on half a face of makeup, dress like a circus freak, and growl into a microphone and then maybe all the ladies will love me?

I'd say I'm here to help, but I'm not a lady.

/operation's too expensive

RemyDuron: /Been a Manson fan since 3rd grade

Wow, does anyone else feel very, very old after reading that?

RemyDuron: And didn't his original bassist/song writer leave the band a long time ago?

Twiggy is back.

nothingyet: He is and has always been Trent Reznor *lite*

Or maybe he was influenced by him. What is Trent now, Trent Reznor Utlra Lite?

I am a sweaty fat dude and have never pretended to be a TFette, am I doing it wrong?

If he was Marilyn Krautmeyer he'd probably get to play a few more concerts, although he probably wouldn't sell quite as many shiatty albums.

/oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooooh

Mangoose: Zarkin Frood: I thought you were a lady. If that is the case, I thought all lesbians were required to have massive orgies whenever they get together in a group. Are you telling me that the porn lies?

I don't like labels. Except for "lady". I like that one. I am a lady.


the voices in your head: Mangoose: Zarkin Frood:
rule #1 of Fark: all TFettes are really sweaty fat dudes

Reverse psychology. I see what you did there. Nice try.


FreeLoveFreeway: Zarkin Frood: WTF. So I need to put on half a face of makeup, dress like a circus freak, and growl into a microphone and then maybe all the ladies will love me?
They all leave him. That doesn't sound like love to me.

I should have clarified. I don't care if they love me. I just want them to sex me up.


Shostie: MDGeist: trying to come down on the people with actual talent.

Who might that be in this thread? The girl?

WIN

nothingyet: He is and has always been Trent Reznor *lite*

Saw NIN last night in C'ville, that show rocked, the visuals were insane.

One of these things is not like the other,
One of these things just doesn't belong

Who would dump a guy like that?

Evan Rachel Wood.

ihatedumbpeople: Saw NIN last night in C'ville, that show rocked, the visuals were insane.

w00. I'm seeing them on the 15th. Caught them last time around when Bauhaus opened up for them. Pissed off all the goths I knew back west...

nothingyet: He is and has always been Trent Reznor *lite*

Which means he's Al Jourgenson *ultra light*.

mephyt: ihatedumbpeople: Saw NIN last night in C'ville, that show rocked, the visuals were insane.

w00. I'm seeing them on the 15th. Caught them last time around when Bauhaus opened up for them. Pissed off all the goths I knew back west...

Saw them about a month ago, and this tour is a great show. Probably the only downside is that the Ghosts songs completely suck the life outta the building. Otherwise, it kicks all kinds of arse.

I also caught that Bauhaus tour. One of my all-time favorite concerts, mainly due to the sheer awesomeness that is Peter Murphy.

Those are some top-shelf beards.

Gratch: Saw them about a month ago, and this tour is a great show. Probably the only downside is that the Ghosts songs completely suck the life outta the building. Otherwise, it kicks all kinds of arse.

Yeah, I could see that being somewhat of a downer. I do appreciate the evolution and adaptation he's had over time though. Who opened, anyhow?

I liked Portrait of an American Family...

...when I was 13.

ihatedumbpeople: nothingyet: He is and has always been Trent Reznor *lite*

Saw NIN last night in C'ville, that show rocked, the visuals were insane.

last week in jacksonville! i love the new set, i was concerned at first when i couldn't find the drop screen for eraser/beside you in time/etc...

how about the me, i'm not set? you get to see that?

InmanRoshi

i lol'ed

al is the man though.

Gratch: mephyt: ihatedumbpeople: Saw NIN last night in C'ville, that show rocked, the visuals were insane.

w00. I'm seeing them on the 15th. Caught them last time around when Bauhaus opened up for them. Pissed off all the goths I knew back west...

Saw them about a month ago, and this tour is a great show. Probably the only downside is that the Ghosts songs completely suck the life outta the building. Otherwise, it kicks all kinds of arse.

I also caught that Bauhaus tour. One of my all-time favorite concerts, mainly due to the sheer awesomeness that is Peter Murphy.


I saw NIN when Bauhaus opened for them... didn't want to see NIN this time because Bauhaus was not opening for them
/Peter Murphy is awesome