Three cheers for Amy! Any paparazzi that get within reach should be fair game.

You gotta kick em in the throat!

It was my understanding that paparazzi can only be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain.

/Or possibly nuking the site from orbit.
//It is the only way to be sure...

He was sentenced to 27 months behind bars for GBH and attempting to pervert the course of justice.

The government hates...HATES...when people do their jobs for them.

Gay.

"Amy Winehouse's Publicist" must be the straight-up most horrible job in the universe. I'd rather unclog toilet mains.

He probably choked on her fumes.

MaxxLarge: "Amy Winehouse's Publicist" must be the straight-up most horrible job in the universe. I'd rather unclog toilet mains.

No kidding. After a week of trying put rose petals around her routine disasters, I'd hang myself.

GCU-Arbitrary: It was my understanding that paparazzi can only be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain.



You believe everything you hear on TV?

/As Bertrand Russell once said, "The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation."
//We're coming to get you, Barbara!

That. Pic. Is. Scary. Appropriate use of the SCARY tag.

Amy Winehouse Deathpool begins at any time now.

/After seeing pics of her from 5 years ago.

She's smacks everyone; she just loves to hit people.


Amy Winehouse is a certified Smackaholic.

Farkin'round: Amy Winehouse Deathpool begins at any time now.

/After seeing pics of her from 5 years ago.

That's what I came in to say. Every new picture I see looks worse than before. What's the over/under on the death pool now? I'm starting to hedge bets for the middle of next year.

*sigh* what happened?

Well if she had hugged him, he would have been impaled by 2 clavicles and however many of her ribs didn't snap. (I really doubt she gets enough calcium in her diet)

Ashtrey: Well if she had hugged him, he would have been impaled by 2 clavicles and however many of her ribs didn't snap. (I really doubt she gets enough calcium in her diet)

Heroin's full of calcium isn't it?
How about meth?
Horse tranquilizers?

Assaulting the paparazzi should not be a crime. If you're going to earn your living that way you have to accept the consequences.

Everyone get your heroine and crack now cuz once these two get back together it's aaaaaaaallll gone!

Yeah, Amy is a piece of trash, but I can't fault anybody for physically attacking the papparazzi. Maybe if it happened more often they would learn to back the fark off a little.

She's looking a lot better than she was a while ago, when she was in and out of hospital every week.

..still not looking great, though. C'mon, get it together. Drugs are nice, yeah, but not that nice.

she looks like a wilderness child or something

you are all losers for even caring about this hag. i hope she comes and sticks you all with her aids infected needles. losers.

I love how the paparazzo referred to her as "terrifying."

awaken101: *sigh* what happened?

Yeah she looks much better without makeup. It kind of makes her look like an addict of some sort, I guess. Keep up the great music Amy!!

Life force, like any energy, flows from high to low.

Amy is so close to death that her life force is incredibly low. Life force from photographers is much higher, and the difference rips the life force from their bodies and into Winehouse until they are separated or some equilibrium is reached.

The photographers' health suffers as a result, and Winehouse gathers just enough life force to stave off death.

Wow, there must be fifty or sixty pounds of women in that picture!

So that's what Michael Jackson would look like had he only had a couple of nosejobs.

Good to know.

Luneward: Farkin'round: Amy Winehouse Deathpool begins at any time now.

/After seeing pics of her from 5 years ago.

That's what I came in to say. Every new picture I see looks worse than before. What's the over/under on the death pool now? I'm starting to hedge bets for the middle of next year.

We could make a really disturbing flip book with pictures of her from the last few years. Ooh, look you can actually watch her rot.

Does any one esle smell cat piss when they look at Amy Winehouse?

Nozzlebeak: you are all losers for even caring about this hag. i hope she comes and sticks you all with her aids infected needles. losers.

You sir are scum. Not that I care especially about Amy Winehouse, but someone who wishes this level of harm upon another human being is effing garbage.

hdmilk: Does any one esle smell cat piss when they look at Amy Winehouse?

Actually, yes. I do. And I'm always expecting nits to fly out of her hair, too.

Why is she not dead yet? She would be more respected that way.

Who is that guy?

Maybe she knifed him with her ribs.

/yuck