Any landing you can walk away from.

well that's bad news... for the beach

Flight 108 arriving at Dock 14......dock 15......dock 16.....

There's a buncha shorts'll need some heavy-duty laundry detergent.

FTA: "THIS was the dramatic moment yesterday when an airliner with dozens of British holidaymakers on board came within feet of landing on a beach."

Holidaymakers?

They make holidays?

Unavailable for comment:

Surely, you cant be serious!!!

Son of a BEACH.

He added: "The plane came to a halt on the runway past the spot where it should have stopped."

You don't say...

Please be St. Juliana...

*reads article* Oh. THAT place. Eeep.

People try to make airplanes land in the DAMNDEST places.

It's maximize with a "z", Britmitter

bah, done it in flight simulator hundreds of times.

portscanner: Surely, you cant be serious!!!

Came here for Airplane! quote. Leaving satisfied.

Mustard Man has really let himself go, judging by that Lost publicity photo.

HowAboutNo: Unavailable for comment:

looks like somebodys got a case of the montags

Wherever you go, there you are.

This just in, Pilot's name was Sandy

Well, hell! Throw the door open, crack a beer, hop out and start the party!

I mean, they got you right to where you wanted to go, didn't they?

Was expecting this. (new window)

At least he made the beach.

was hoping for something along these lines:

Link (new window)

SLUT (new window)

Thomas Cook demanded a full explanation from Air Europa and the airport authorities.

[read] Thomas Cook demanded to know why the lowest priced charter operator they could find to move their holiday passengers was not so reliable.

problem with the runway lights?

3rdtimearound: was hoping for something along these lines:

Link (new window)

DAYUM!

Hawaiian Airlines did the same thing (new window) with a DC-10 in Tahiti in 2000.

Too bad it wasn't John Travolta and some scientologists, and a lot more flames and explosions.

even mickey says: DAYUM!

LAUNCHPAD McQUACK!

That old sumbiatch!

gorgor: SLUT (new window)

ha ha ha ha now pay me for damages to my computer, and my nose.

FTA:
He added: "The plane came to a halt on the runway past the spot where it should have stopped."


No shiat Sherlock! It was practically in the drink!

In case of a water landing...

...hmmm... pilot musta forgot to apply the reverse thrusters...

Nora McNair, 80, from Orphir on Orkney, who was travelling with her partially disabled husband Archie, 84, said: "We seemed to make a very good landing.

Any landing you can wheelchair away from is a good landing.

Pilot desperate to maximise beach time on his sunshine holiday lands his Boeing 737...on the beach

Maximise?? You dammed brits should learn how to spell. lol
And if your stateside.... Pick up a dictionary or something, sometime. Wouldn't hurt.



Maximise MAXIMIZE Do you see it?? Huh? Do you? Do you see the 'Z'??? Its beautiful.

What is it with air mishaps in the Canaries? Seems to me there have been many over the past 25 years or so. On my way home from Tenerife, the plane I was on blew a tire on take off. No sweat..no one hurt, got to say an extra day. Thank christ I had clean underwear.

Any landing you can walk away from...

/Was he texting the stewardess?

ultraholland



Ah so, what you did there, I see it....

namesarenotimportant: gorgor: SLUT (new window)

ha ha ha ha now pay me for damages to my computer, and my nose.

I have some extra napkins.