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		Miami has the first murder-free month.....in 42 years. YEEEAAAAAAH (cbs4.com)		105
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evilgreg

2008-11-02 01:03:12 PM

Suuure it did.

Guyv

2008-11-02 01:06:32 PM

I blame the schools.

strangeguitar

2008-11-02 01:08:42 PM

They just decided to give themselves a month off from looking for bodies.

Tr0mBoNe

2008-11-02 01:11:04 PM

Everyone is too busy fixing the election.

SilentStrider

2008-11-02 01:11:58 PM

+1 subby.

Austin

2008-11-02 01:12:32 PM

There won't be a murder free month as long as Dexter is there. They just don't know about them yet.

GaryPDX

2008-11-02 01:15:55 PM

I wonder if their new and improved gun laws had anything to do with it. I bet it did.

Big Red Al

2008-11-02 01:19:10 PM

GaryPDX: I wonder if their new and improved gun laws had anything to do with it. ~~I bet it did.~~ youbetcha!

Fix that for ya

hugram

2008-11-02 01:20:39 PM

Espera, que?

darkyn

2008-11-02 01:22:55 PM

This is bad news...for Horatio.

Ender's

2008-11-02 01:23:12 PM

Told this headline to a co-worker. They said, "They just haven't found the bodies yet."

ultraholland

2008-11-02 01:23:17 PM

No murders means the coke is flowing.

PartTimeBuddha

2008-11-02 01:24:31 PM

This means it's time to get ready... for murder!

/yeeah!

Sir Roderick Glossop

2008-11-02 01:25:32 PM

evilgreg: Suuure it did.

Anyone checking the vacants?

irken623

2008-11-02 01:25:51 PM

Someone is slacking. Or the end of the world is nearing. Please, somebody, make the world right again and go off someone.

RavingRaven

2008-11-02 01:26:41 PM

are out of a job.

/and a show
//yeaaaah!

EngineerBoy

2008-11-02 01:26:55 PM

What does Howard Dean have to do with murders in Miami?

z.about.com

KWPLunchbox

2008-11-02 01:27:13 PM

Yeah, I've got someone who can change that.

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masu_c

2008-11-02 01:28:16 PM

Dexter Morgan is out of a job.

hitler was a hardcore liberal

2008-11-02 01:28:30 PM

Guyv: I blame the schools.

i blame gun control laws.

I_Hate_Iowa

2008-11-02 01:28:52 PM

20 posts and no Caruso cartoon!?

dave_dfwm

2008-11-02 01:29:18 PM

What will she do now that's she out of work?

images.askmen.com

Maybe you all can keep her entertained somehow...

Cornwell

2008-11-02 01:30:59 PM

Ender's: Told this headline to a co-worker. They said, "They just haven't found the bodies yet."

That was pretty much my first thought as well.

superchump

2008-11-02 01:32:14 PM

dave_dfwm: What will she do now that's she out of work?

Maybe you all can keep her entertained somehow...

Like with my penis or something?

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2008-11-02 01:32:25 PM

evilgreg: Suuure it did.

co-sign.

SWOne

2008-11-02 01:33:24 PM

The surge is working!

JesterGirl

2008-11-02 01:33:36 PM

macross87

2008-11-02 01:33:59 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Everyone is too busy fixing the election.

This

Acid_Aspirations

2008-11-02 01:34:05 PM

GaryPDX: I wonder if their new and improved gun laws had anything to do with it. I bet it did.

I've gone a month without a car accident or ticket so I guess that makes me a safe driver!

FishyFred

2008-11-02 01:34:12 PM

ultraholland: No murders means the coke is flowing.

Yippee!

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Je5tEr

2008-11-02 01:34:19 PM

Waiting for the follow-up about the spike in suicides.

Sutpen's Hundred

2008-11-02 01:34:34 PM

Guess they will lose some street cred to Jacksonville. As the local rappers say, "Gotta keep dem stats up"

TheGreatZarquon

2008-11-02 01:34:47 PM

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

Procedural Texture

2008-11-02 01:35:59 PM

If those people were legally dead, they'd have to come off the voter rolls.

C'mon folks, it's Florida. There's an election to be rigged.

PartTimeBuddha

2008-11-02 01:36:32 PM

Sir Roderick Glossop: evilgreg: Suuure it did.

Anyone checking the vacants?

Quite, sir!

gorgor

2008-11-02 01:37:14 PM

EngineerBoy: What does Howard Dean have to do with murders in Miami?

KILLING KITTENS (new window)

digilos

2008-11-02 01:37:38 PM

If we haven't had a murder this month, that just means we haven't found them.

JesterGirl

2008-11-02 01:37:56 PM

semiotix

2008-11-02 01:38:37 PM

The last homicide in the city was September 26th when Demetrius Sherman, 26, was shot to death in Overtown.

Looks like someone...

[sunglasses]

...is the answer to a new local pub trivia question. YEAAAARRRRRRRGHHHH

Baz the Spaz

2008-11-02 01:39:19 PM

and chicago becomes murder capitol of the nation.

way to go Mayor Daley!

/btw...good luck on the Olympics application...

CecilSaxon

2008-11-02 01:43:09 PM

So I guess everyone is dead and there is no one left then?

Life_is_a_carnivore

2008-11-02 01:44:39 PM

Looks like we'll have to try harder.......
dontcostnothing.files.wordpress.com

...in November.

YEEEEAAAHHHHH !

EmployeeOfTheMinute

2008-11-02 01:45:29 PM

gorgor: EngineerBoy: What does Howard Dean have to do with murders in Miami?

KILLING KITTENS (new window)

Niiiiiiice

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2008-11-02 01:46:20 PM

And *THIS* is why Michael Westin channels The A-Team for his covert missions!

lifeboat

2008-11-02 01:47:14 PM

Baz the Spaz: and chicago ~~becomes~~ is once again the murder capitol of the nation, as usual.

way to go Mayor Daley!

/btw...good luck on the Olympics application...

FTFY.

/Handgun bans, ftl!

rancidPlasma

2008-11-02 01:51:31 PM