Right on! I need to go to the automatic teller ATM machine, and punch in my personal identification PIN number to get cash to donate to the Grand Old GOP Party to prevent this fraud from being perpetrated on the United States of USA America!

Sounds about right.

mainstream MSM media?

DIAF.

WAHHHHHH! WAHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHAHHHHHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

ok, this thread has been covered by enough American Thinkers.

Wow, these elitists are definitely going to get the real America on board by calling them stupid. That should work great.

FTFA: The Obama campaign, with its many incestuous links to "small 'c' communists" and Islamic fascists, could end up discrediting the entire Democratic Party.

That's all you need to know, really.

One of the signs of delusional behavior is a belief that only you know or understand some major truth of the world that other people are physically or mentally incapable of comprehending.

I here they have drugs for that now.

The fear. It reeks.

GaryPDX: Sounds about right.

I think this is all the information I need to correctly view the situation as completely ridiculous.

The 101st Fighting Keyboards strike again!

wow all kind of oxy-morons and crazy in there. Just wow. small c? I think he blamed the jews, the blacks, the left, the Islamists , the commies, the soviets, the media, and clinton.

While praising Joe McCarthy.

That is some sweet stuff there. I wish I could do that with a straight face and get away with it.

Whamdangler: Right on! I need to go to the automatic teller ATM machine, and punch in my personal identification PIN number to get cash to donate to the Grand Old GOP Party to prevent this fraud from being perpetrated on the United States of USA America!

Hahaha. Excellent.

The Obama Bubble is entirely based on telephone polls to voters who've been told they are racist monsters if they don't vote for O.

OK, show of hands...How many of you have received such calls?

*crickets*

I wonder how drunk that guy was when he penned that masterpiece.

GaryPDX: Sounds about right.

Thanks for sharing, Gary. Your farking brain is broken, but thanks for sharing just the same.

submitter: ...but the American people are too stupid to realize they've been suckered

Hey, that's the same thing I said about electing Bush twice!

not only do I feel dumber for reading that, I...

A: Want to cockpunch the (and I cringe to use this term) writer for his use of Capitol Letters>

B: Want to cockpunch subby for submitting it.

B will pass in a few minutes, I don't think A ever will.

Is that like an automatic ATM machine?

baka-san: A: Want to cockpunch the (and I cringe to use this term) writer for his use of Capitol Letters

Random capitalization drives me Nuts. It gets on my nerves as much as Improper use of apostrophe's.

ExJerseyGirl: baka-san: A: Want to cockpunch the (and I cringe to use this term) writer for his use of Capitol Letters

Random capitalization drives me Nuts. It gets on my nerves as much as Improper use of apostrophe's.

Even worse, he had to capitalize what he "thought" were Bullet Points!

It must be nice to possess such awesome cognitive dissonance.

No, wait. It must suck.

...because you can't have too many "point-and-laugh" threads, huh?

Diogenes: The Obama Bubble is entirely based on telephone polls to voters who've been told they are racist monsters if they don't vote for O.

OK, show of hands...How many of you have received such calls?

*crickets*

Me! But it was a call telling me that if I didn't vote for Ore-Ida, I was a racing monster truck. It may have been the drugs.

Code_Archeologist: One of the signs of delusional behavior is a belief that only you know or understand some major truth of the world that other people are physically or mentally incapable of comprehending.

I here they have drugs for that now.

Or, you know, you could just take the dudes laptop from him so that he stops trying to spread the crazy via the intertubes.

Some of them also think that Geroge W. Bush is marginally competent, so take it for what it's worth.

submitter: Intrepid blogger-patriots

That told me everything I need to know.

Attacking someone because he is not on your team doesn't make you a patriot, seriously!

Blogger-patriot makes as much sense as cyber-athlete!

ExJerseyGirl: Random capitalization drives me Nuts. It gets on my nerves as much as Improper use of apostrophe's.

Maybe he's secretly German and just likes to capitalize Nouns in the middle of Sentences for no Reason.

Or maybe he's just an Idiot.

DrBenway: ...because you can't have too many "point-and-laugh" threads, huh?

Pretty much this. Who knows though, this guy could just be a pretty decent troll. Whether laughing with him or at him, he would probably be a hoot at a fark party. And if not, plenty of folks willing to lend a cock-punch.

Those "American Thinkers" are such ELITISTS!

"American Thinker" has got to be the biggest misnomers I've seen in a while...

Satire vs. Desperate political nonsense.

I don't know which this is but either way it is hilarious.

I just finished Lies and the Lying Liars That Tell Them, and man does this article make me smile.

*sees American Thinker*

Sure thing, bro.

I like how the video is claimed to be from a one of the primary debates, but if you watch it, it's obviously from one of his campaign speeches.

But I like how he's spewing filth and hate while accusing the Obama campaign of spewing filth and hate.

Today's popquiz:

Q1: The linked article is best described by which meme?

A:


B:


C:


Vote early, vote often.

HitInTheJunk: Today's popquiz:

Q1: The linked article is best described by which meme?

A:


B:


C:


Vote early, vote often.

No "D: All of the above"?

"Blogger-patriot" never fails to make me laugh.

I guess before the intartubes these guys had to get an elaborate series of magnets to display on their vehicles to get "the horrible truth" out.

Diogenes: The Obama Bubble is entirely based on telephone polls to voters who've been told they are racist monsters if they don't vote for O.

OK, show of hands...How many of you have received such calls?

*crickets*

I've actually NEVER received a phone call from pollsters, which obviously proves the polls don't really exist and all of those numbers are just pulled out of peoples asses.

I don't know if the article is intended as satire, but I'm pretty sure the submission to Fark was.

Holy poop, Fark's political tab has been the subject of such intense ridicule the last several days. The fascist links should be pushing the idiotic thermometer disgustingly right winged. This whole thing is FUBARed (to use a McCainism - though I've used it for years).

Seriously this PITA thermometer and the incendiary greenlighters are turning me way off to the site as a whole.

NYZooMan got one of his essays greenlit?

/good on him!

ichiban: Holy poop, Fark's political tab has been the subject of such intense ridicule the last several days. The fascist links should be pushing the idiotic thermometer disgustingly right winged. This whole thing is FUBARed (to use a McCainism - though I've used it for years).

Seriously this PITA thermometer and the incendiary greenlighters are turning me way off to the site as a whole.

FF Image Block FTW.

*feels smug*

Theological Farker: I've actually NEVER received a phone call from pollsters, which obviously proves the polls don't really exist and all of those numbers are just pulled out of peoples asses.

OK, show of hands...How many of you have actually had numbers pulled from your ass?

Skyrmion: I don't know if the article is intended as satire, but I'm pretty sure the submission to Fark was.

American Thinker is the unintentional satire on the 'net.

^Best

GaryPDX: Sounds about right.

Its nice of you to portray yourself as looney tunes crazy.

The site is American Thinker?

They keep using that word, but...