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Dufus [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 10:20:45 AM  
About FARKing time. That "millennium of love and light" was damned violent.

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 11:20:18 AM  
The Aquarian Conspiracy," published in 1980, was the first comprehensive analysis of the various unconnected efforts - such as scientists investigating biofeedback, midwives running alternative birthing centers and a Christian evangelist promoting meditation - that would coalesce into the New Age movement.

She cast these activities as a cumulative force seeking to break away from mainstream Western attitudes toward medicine, psychology and spirituality.

"After a dark, violent age, the Piscean, we are entering a millennium of love and light - in the words of the popular song 'the Age of Aquarius,' the time of 'the mind's true liberation,'" Ferguson wrote in the book.


What total hogwash.

/All I can see is those people from Hair dancing around singing,
Age of Aquarius.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 12:58:10 PM  
Dufus: About FARKing time. That "millennium of love and light" was damned violent.

Wait'll you see what's scheduled for the NEXT age.

 
maxheck 2008-11-02 01:00:29 PM  
New-agers can kiss my aged hairy ass.

 
smells_like_meat [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 01:00:56 PM  
bummer

 
Least Extreme Elimination Challenge 2008-11-02 01:01:50 PM  
img2.timeinc.net

 
Benjimin_Dover 2008-11-02 01:01:55 PM  
The age of the hairless nutsack has finally been accepted! Yahoo!

 
Shakespeare's Monkey 2008-11-02 01:02:31 PM  
That's okay, I don't do much acid anymore.

/switched to Glenfiddich, and that's how old you have to be to even remember this crap.

 
Dirtball 2008-11-02 01:03:31 PM  
No great loss.

 
GentlemanJ 2008-11-02 01:05:35 PM  
No, we are actually in the Aeon of Horus, heh heh heh...
/Hail the Crowned and Conquering Child!
//Obscure?

 
the_wanderer 2008-11-02 01:08:25 PM  
Yay! Another dead hippie.. Let's hope they keep dying as fast as possible..

 
pureobscure 2008-11-02 01:09:41 PM  
Goodnight hippyman

 
ProvehitoInAltum 2008-11-02 01:09:50 PM  
farking hippies.

Rot, biatch.

 
OriginalGamer 2008-11-02 01:14:46 PM  
Yikes, I'm an Aquarius!

Quick, someone have "OMG the world is about to end!" raunchy sex with me!

/This would have a *slightly* higher chance of success in real life

 
autotacotaco 2008-11-02 01:15:28 PM  
Jesus why the hostility. For some reason, peace and understanding receive so much anger. If anyone responds to this, it'll just prove my point.

 
trippdogg 2008-11-02 01:15:47 PM  
At least her pre-fabricated version of enlightenment came with an expiration date. Others have been selling similar hogwash for thousands of years and still show no signs of slowing down - I'm looking at you, Pope...

 
fnarf 2008-11-02 01:16:31 PM  
NOT a hippie! Credulous New Age spiritualist twats were NOT the same thing as pig-stupid hippie VD carriers. Keep your subcultures straight, people.

 
ultraholland 2008-11-02 01:17:15 PM  
As an Aquarius, this frightens me.

 
oldweevil 2008-11-02 01:17:28 PM  
Will they let the sunshine in?

 
alienofamerica [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 01:18:15 PM  
Aquarius, you're gonna die.

 
You_Really_Like_Me [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 01:18:44 PM  
Wait! Where's my harmony and understanding? My sympathy and trust abounding? I want my "no more falsehoods or derisions!"

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-02 01:19:12 PM  
I'll bet her horoscope was a bummer that day.

 
CarnySaur 2008-11-02 01:20:00 PM  
What a relief. I thought the headline was referring to Marilyn McCoo. I like her.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 01:22:39 PM  
You_Really_Like_Me: Wait! Where's my harmony and understanding? My sympathy and trust abounding? I want my "no more falsehoods or derisions!"

You can get it from a guy on the street corner for $15 a hit, or from your doctor for $45 a bottle.

 
maxheck 2008-11-02 01:23:11 PM  
autotacotaco:

Jesus why the hostility. For some reason, peace and understanding receive so much anger. If anyone responds to this, it'll just prove my point.

Because new-agers represent the same sort of home-schooled ignorance, self-righteousness and anti-intellectualism as the worst examples of Christian fundamentalism.

That's reason enough for my dislike of the movement.

 
Benjimin_Dover 2008-11-02 01:24:14 PM  
CarnySaur: Marilyn McCoo

Mmmm, Marilyn McCoo. She was some solid ass gold, fer shur!

 
smeegle [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-02 01:25:21 PM  
Jesus was the ultimate hippie.

 
Can't_Think_Of_A_Name 2008-11-02 01:27:19 PM  
GentlemanJ: No, we are actually in the Aeon of Horus, heh heh heh...
/Hail the Crowned and Conquering Child!
//Obscure?


gb2 the Eye of Terror.

 
Hubert Sumlin 2008-11-02 01:30:49 PM  
autotacotaco: Jesus why the hostility. For some reason, peace and understanding receive so much anger. If anyone responds to this, it'll just prove my point.

d00d. I love you. I really do.

peace

 
Hubert Sumlin 2008-11-02 01:35:40 PM  
fnarf: NOT a hippie! Credulous New Age spiritualist twats were NOT the same thing as pig-stupid hippie VD carriers. Keep your subcultures straight, people.

Right, and she was the former. (Note the date of the book--1980.)

 
fragMasterFlash 2008-11-02 01:36:43 PM  
The myth of crystal healing:
img135.imageshack.us

The reality: Meth mouth (not safe for lunch)

 
signaljammer 2008-11-02 01:47:26 PM  
Do yourselves a favor. . .be groovy!

 
SharkTrager 2008-11-02 01:53:53 PM  
autotacotaco: Jesus why the hostility. For some reason, peace and understanding receive so much anger. If anyone responds to this, it'll just prove my point.

Maybe it's reaction not to "peace and understanding" but to arrogance and bullshiat?

 
MentalMoment 2008-11-02 01:55:02 PM  
autotacotaco: Jesus why the hostility. For some reason, peace and understanding receive so much anger. If anyone responds to this, it'll just prove my point.

Up yours!

/Sorry, sorry. Just my Piscean nature.

 
Gregosaurus 2008-11-02 02:07:05 PM  
signaljammer: Do yourselves a favor. . .be groovy!

...or report to Dr. Benway for re-grooving.

/...and don't get uptight, baby...

 
bionicFAG 2008-11-02 02:07:57 PM  
oldschoolmusiclover.files.wordpress.com

/does not approve
//sanitary hotlink for your pork knife safety

 
Nastyboy 2008-11-02 02:07:58 PM  
fark off and die hippies

 
sewiusproductions 2008-11-02 02:12:43 PM  
music from Hair was my junior year field show, it was fun, I decided to look up the "ages," it was pretty interesting, I suggest you all look into it.

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 02:15:45 PM  
smeegle: Jesus was the ultimate hippie.

And look where that got Him! Nailed to a tree!

 
redqueenmeg 2008-11-02 02:22:46 PM  
I thought it was technically still the Age of Pisces.

/is a Pisces
//approves this message

 
krysbabe [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 02:26:09 PM  
autotacotaco: Jesus why the hostility. For some reason, peace and understanding receive so much anger. If anyone responds to this, it'll just prove my point.

I think you need a big fat joint :P

 
gorgor 2008-11-02 02:27:59 PM  
Aquarius was a roller rink here where many VD's were shared.

 
Brainwash 2008-11-02 02:31:10 PM  
The Age of Aquarius has come to an end

I thought that happened when Bush was elected?

 
lancaste 2008-11-02 02:32:37 PM  
Thank you redqueenmeg, Yes it is the Age of Pisces. Dang hippies can't get their dates right. The Age of Aquarius will not start for another 70 years or so. They need to go study some of the Astrology that they supposedly believe in

 
Ikimasen 2008-11-02 02:40:54 PM  
Some astrologers apparently think that Aquarius may have started in the 1400s. Either it hasn't started or we're right smack in the middle of it.

But it's certainly not dead.

Sorry 'bout the lady, though.

 
Five Minute Standup 2008-11-02 02:48:03 PM  
We starve...look
At one another
Short of breath
Walking proudly in our winter coats
Wearing smells from laboratories
Facing a dying nation
Of moving paper fantasy
Listening for the new told lies
With supreme visions of lonely tunes

Somewhere
Inside something there is a rush of
Greatness
Who knows what stands in front of
Our lives
I fashion my future on films in space
Silence
Tells me secretly
Everything
Everything

Manchester England England
Manchester England England
Eyes look your last
Across the Atlantic Sea
Arms take your last
embrace
And I'm a genius genius
And lips oh you the
doors of breath
I believe in God
Seal with a righteous kiss
And I believe that God believes in Claude
Seal with a righteous kiss
That's me, that's me, that's me
The rest is silence
The rest is silence
The rest is silence

Singing
Our space songs on a spider web sitar
Life is around you and in you
Answer for Timothy Leary, dearie

Let the sunshine
Let the sunshine in
The sunshine in
Let the sunshine
Let the sunshine in
The sunshine in
Let the sunshine
Let the sunshine in
The sun shine in...

 
not_an_indigo [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 02:58:07 PM  
GentlemanJ: No, we are actually in the Aeon of Horus, heh heh heh...
/Hail the Crowned and Conquering Child!
//Obscure?


Hardly.

/93!

 
whammer 2008-11-02 02:58:36 PM  
i2.photobucket.com

Face palm from Carlos Castaneda.

 
Mongo cut wood 2008-11-02 03:04:00 PM  
CarnySaur Quote 2008-11-02 01:20:00 PM
What a relief. I thought the headline was referring to Marilyn McCoo. I like her.


That's what I expected also.

 
GristleDick 2008-11-02 03:05:08 PM  
God LORD. She died in BANNING. What a shiatHOLE.

 
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