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(Some Guy) Obvious Master whiskey blender known simply as 'The Nose' has his nostrils insured for £1.5 million, even though single malts all taste pretty much the same after you put them in the freezer for a few hours and mix them with Mountain Dew   (sundaymail.co.uk) divider line 145
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Reactron [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 08:43:14 AM  
Must be hard to get that perfect balance between kerosene, piss, and vomit.

 
John Paul Jones [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 08:48:20 AM  
Blasphemy abounds. For shame.

 
the eidolon 2008-11-02 08:53:43 AM  
I like this headline.

 
EatHam [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 08:54:05 AM  
To be fair, if you don't like whiskey, it does taste like kerosene.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 08:56:09 AM  
single malts all taste pretty much the same after you put them in the freezer for a few hours and mix them with Mountain Dew

Damn. I've been doing it wrong.

MAW!! Git me some o dat antie-freeze lookin' stuff! We gonna have us a high class partay ;)

 
I_Love_Verdi [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-02 09:01:13 AM  
Scotch sucks. Drink rum.

 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 09:02:08 AM  
Scariest headline in the history of Fark/Scotch!!!!

 
Blackneto 2008-11-02 09:03:59 AM  
Where's my killin stick?
subby needs a beatin.

 
jokker 2008-11-02 09:04:26 AM  
I lol'd, reminds me of an inet company i worked at several years ago...

 
solobarik 2008-11-02 09:04:29 AM  
earthfirst.com

/Unavailable for comment

 
The Anti-Laura 2008-11-02 09:05:19 AM  
Wasn't this guy a Dick Tracy villain?

 
tuxq 2008-11-02 09:05:54 AM  
Sundrop and Jim Beam.

/Gastonia, NC for the win.

 
C0rf 2008-11-02 09:06:31 AM  
submitter: even though single malts all taste pretty much the same after you put them in the freezer for a few hours and mix them with Mountain Dew

9/10. A little blatant. Otherwise, best troll I've read all weekend.

 
oxycodon 2008-11-02 09:06:40 AM  
John Paul Jones: Blasphemy abounds. For shame.

THIS

I came here to say that.

 
BobXXL 2008-11-02 09:07:36 AM  
Blackneto: Where's my killin stick?
subby needs a beatin.


x2

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 09:08:05 AM  
www.ilovemeow.com

Good scotch is good, but I think you need to be over 30 to enjoy it. Same goes with bourbon. Grape flavored vodak? What kind of p***** drinks that shiat?

 
TownDrunk 2008-11-02 09:08:30 AM  
Mountain Dew? Everyone knows single malts mix best with Gatorade!

 
UsikFark 2008-11-02 09:10:30 AM  
SpinStopper: mix them with Mountain Dew

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Whiskey mixes well with a variety of affordable juices and sodas.

 
W1cked5mile 2008-11-02 09:11:04 AM  
Blasphemer, the rack, the stake, and buried with a pig are too good for you subby. No virgins for you.

Save the Mountain Dew for Crown.

 
LonMead 2008-11-02 09:12:34 AM  
subby is a HERETIC!!!

www.intriguing.com

And weighs the same as a DUCK!

/you know what to do next

 
Dragynwing [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 09:12:43 AM  
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Oldiron_79 2008-11-02 09:14:26 AM  
As a whiskey Snob, I'd like to say that subby is going strait to hell for alcohol abuse.

Scotch is for drinking strait.

 
subfactorial [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 09:16:20 AM  
See? Now this is a proper trolling headline. No need to twist any words to include the word "tard" but guaranteed to get some knickers in a twist. If there's one thing that gets scotch drinkers going it's mixers (unless it's water).

/Lagavulin FTW
//Saw my roommate mix it with Coke once. The horror...

 
Byno 2008-11-02 09:17:53 AM  
tuxq: Sundrop and Jim Beam.

/Gastonia, NC for the win.


Thought it was SoCo and Sun Drop in Gastown.

www.fanehenderson.com

"Paying forty grand for a bottle of 1926 Macallan is for retards"

 
40below [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 09:20:28 AM  
subfactorial: See? Now this is a proper trolling headline

Thank you. There's no hate like whiskey snob hate.

 
Maddogjew [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 09:22:54 AM  
Meh, what's the big deal, Scotch does taste better chilled, and with Mountain Dew. Talisker 12 y/o mixes very well with it indeed.

 
wax_on 2008-11-02 09:23:01 AM  
My first good laugh of the morning.

Thanks subby

 
Marley 2008-11-02 09:23:55 AM  
As a single malt drinker, of course I am very refined and sophisticated, and would never indulge in gratuitous violence.

But if trollsubby comes near my single malts, I will rip his lungs out through his nostrils.

 
All Latest 2008-11-02 09:24:55 AM  
Byno:
"Paying forty grand for a bottle of 1926 Macallan is for retards"


It is if you intend to drink it.

Buying to sell it to someone else for fifty grand is business.

 
Timdesuyo 2008-11-02 09:25:25 AM  
The headline made me chuckle. The people in here responding as if subby were serious made me laugh.

 
deipnosophistry 2008-11-02 09:28:19 AM  
There are few things in this world more magnificent than an 18-year-old Aberlour or Macallan. Why some people feel the need to sully good whisky with anything other than a drop or two of springwater is beyond me.

/also partial to Aberlour's A'bunadh

 
lelio 2008-11-02 09:33:06 AM  
Subster might want to throw some Bitters in with that. Makes any drink more sophicated.

 
phenn 2008-11-02 09:34:18 AM  
Single malt - tiny bit too perfumy for me. Give me a smooth sour mash any day.

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Hickory-smoked 2008-11-02 09:34:24 AM  
MODERATOR, I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT AN OBSCENITY.

 
some swedish girl 2008-11-02 09:35:38 AM  
I mix mine with diet coke and drink it with a straw.

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-11-02 09:35:43 AM  
I like to get drunk.

 
Smellvin 2008-11-02 09:36:11 AM  
First example of cutting off your nose to spite your insurance company?

 
LavenderWolf 2008-11-02 09:36:28 AM  
I drink whiskey but that doesn't mean I like it. It just means I like getting drunk.

Hooray whiskey!

 
phenn 2008-11-02 09:38:24 AM  
Joker you diabolical...: I like to get drunk.

Do you like to get naked? Drunk and naked? Do you like to get drunk and naked and have a woman rake her high heels across your back? Do you...

I sense I've gone too far.

 
Dragynwing [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 09:39:49 AM  
40below: Thank you. There's no hate like whiskey snob hate.

i'll see your whiskey snob hate and raise you a tattoo/anti-tattoo thread.

 
RagingLeonard [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 09:40:43 AM  
As a whiskey (whisky) fan, I'm getting a kick out of the fact that precious few of you are smart enough to understand subby's satirical headline.

It was a joke, not a troll. Geez, have a drop of the craythur and unbunch your bloomers.

 
lewismarktwo 2008-11-02 09:44:02 AM  
You wanna hear blasphemous? Courvoisier and Mountain Dew. Called a Swamp Gas. Give it to girls.

 
jayhawk88 2008-11-02 09:44:07 AM  
Lol, my drink of choice in high school used to be Canadian Mist and Mountain Dew, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies I guess. Never tried it coming out of the freezer though, such genius!

 
phenn 2008-11-02 09:45:16 AM  
RagingLeonard: It was a joke, not a troll. Geez, have a drop of the craythur and unbunch your bloomers.

You would deny the good people of Fark a healthy, Sunday morning piss about?

The terrorists have won.

 
Jettero 2008-11-02 09:45:35 AM  
Rye is where it's at. LOL'd at the headline.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 09:47:40 AM  
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FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 09:47:50 AM  
i36.tinypic.com

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-11-02 09:47:53 AM  
phenn: Joker you diabolical...: I like to get drunk.

Do you like to get naked? Drunk and naked? Do you like to get drunk and naked and have a woman rake her high heels across your back? Do you...

I sense I've gone too far.


No, go on.

 
ArgentCorvid [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 09:49:33 AM  
Wait. Isn't that what Mountain Dew was originally made for? (Mixing with moonshine that is?)

 
oldsbone [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 09:50:44 AM  
I see your "Whiskey Snob Hate" and raise you "Anit-HOA Hate."

 
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