Must be hard to get that perfect balance between kerosene, piss, and vomit.

Blasphemy abounds. For shame.

I like this headline.

To be fair, if you don't like whiskey, it does taste like kerosene.

single malts all taste pretty much the same after you put them in the freezer for a few hours and mix them with Mountain Dew

Damn. I've been doing it wrong.

MAW!! Git me some o dat antie-freeze lookin' stuff! We gonna have us a high class partay ;)

Scotch sucks. Drink rum.

Scariest headline in the history of Fark/Scotch!!!!

Where's my killin stick?
subby needs a beatin.

I lol'd, reminds me of an inet company i worked at several years ago...

/Unavailable for comment

Wasn't this guy a Dick Tracy villain?

Sundrop and Jim Beam.

/Gastonia, NC for the win.

submitter: even though single malts all taste pretty much the same after you put them in the freezer for a few hours and mix them with Mountain Dew

9/10. A little blatant. Otherwise, best troll I've read all weekend.

John Paul Jones: Blasphemy abounds. For shame.

THIS

I came here to say that.

Blackneto: Where's my killin stick?
subby needs a beatin.

x2

Good scotch is good, but I think you need to be over 30 to enjoy it. Same goes with bourbon. Grape flavored vodak? What kind of p***** drinks that shiat?

Mountain Dew? Everyone knows single malts mix best with Gatorade!

SpinStopper: mix them with Mountain Dew



Whiskey mixes well with a variety of affordable juices and sodas.

Blasphemer, the rack, the stake, and buried with a pig are too good for you subby. No virgins for you.

Save the Mountain Dew for Crown.

subby is a HERETIC!!!



And weighs the same as a DUCK!

/you know what to do next

As a whiskey Snob, I'd like to say that subby is going strait to hell for alcohol abuse.

Scotch is for drinking strait.

See? Now this is a proper trolling headline. No need to twist any words to include the word "tard" but guaranteed to get some knickers in a twist. If there's one thing that gets scotch drinkers going it's mixers (unless it's water).

/Lagavulin FTW
//Saw my roommate mix it with Coke once. The horror...

tuxq: Sundrop and Jim Beam.

/Gastonia, NC for the win.

Thought it was SoCo and Sun Drop in Gastown.



"Paying forty grand for a bottle of 1926 Macallan is for retards"

subfactorial: See? Now this is a proper trolling headline

Thank you. There's no hate like whiskey snob hate.

Meh, what's the big deal, Scotch does taste better chilled, and with Mountain Dew. Talisker 12 y/o mixes very well with it indeed.

My first good laugh of the morning.

Thanks subby

As a single malt drinker, of course I am very refined and sophisticated, and would never indulge in gratuitous violence.

But if trollsubby comes near my single malts, I will rip his lungs out through his nostrils.

Byno:
"Paying forty grand for a bottle of 1926 Macallan is for retards"

It is if you intend to drink it.

Buying to sell it to someone else for fifty grand is business.

The headline made me chuckle. The people in here responding as if subby were serious made me laugh.

There are few things in this world more magnificent than an 18-year-old Aberlour or Macallan. Why some people feel the need to sully good whisky with anything other than a drop or two of springwater is beyond me.

/also partial to Aberlour's A'bunadh

Subster might want to throw some Bitters in with that. Makes any drink more sophicated.

Single malt - tiny bit too perfumy for me. Give me a smooth sour mash any day.

MODERATOR, I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT AN OBSCENITY.

I mix mine with diet coke and drink it with a straw.

I like to get drunk.

First example of cutting off your nose to spite your insurance company?

I drink whiskey but that doesn't mean I like it. It just means I like getting drunk.

Hooray whiskey!

Joker you diabolical...: I like to get drunk.

Do you like to get naked? Drunk and naked? Do you like to get drunk and naked and have a woman rake her high heels across your back? Do you...

I sense I've gone too far.

40below: Thank you. There's no hate like whiskey snob hate.

i'll see your whiskey snob hate and raise you a tattoo/anti-tattoo thread.

As a whiskey (whisky) fan, I'm getting a kick out of the fact that precious few of you are smart enough to understand subby's satirical headline.

It was a joke, not a troll. Geez, have a drop of the craythur and unbunch your bloomers.

You wanna hear blasphemous? Courvoisier and Mountain Dew. Called a Swamp Gas. Give it to girls.

Lol, my drink of choice in high school used to be Canadian Mist and Mountain Dew, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies I guess. Never tried it coming out of the freezer though, such genius!

RagingLeonard: It was a joke, not a troll. Geez, have a drop of the craythur and unbunch your bloomers.

You would deny the good people of Fark a healthy, Sunday morning piss about?

The terrorists have won.

Rye is where it's at. LOL'd at the headline.

phenn: Joker you diabolical...: I like to get drunk.

Do you like to get naked? Drunk and naked? Do you like to get drunk and naked and have a woman rake her high heels across your back? Do you...

I sense I've gone too far.

No, go on.

Wait. Isn't that what Mountain Dew was originally made for? (Mixing with moonshine that is?)

I see your "Whiskey Snob Hate" and raise you "Anit-HOA Hate."