Its the Gap. Its John Waters.

Wingnuttia is in full meltdown.

How do they walk with their shorts in this tight a knot?

What's a Deroy Murdock?

There is a solution for all these whiny dumbfarks who piss and moan about double voting.

cretinbob: There is a solution for all these whiny dumbfarks who piss and moan about double voting.

UFIA?

good lord how do you go through life that wound up?

cretinbob: There is a solution for all these whiny dumbfarks who piss and moan about double voting.

You want them to stick a finger up their ass? How rude.

Full retard desperation flailing. Attack everything not explicitly sanctionned by you.

tartie_pants: good lord how do you go through life that wound up?

You know, in an average day I see at least a dozen things that make me wonder the same thing. And yeah, this story adds to the count.

Vote early, vote often.

Came here for crying baby pics.

Leaving disappointed.

NRO has officially crossed over to complete hysteria. They actually used to be a pretty respectable mag.

tartie_pants: good lord how do you go through life that wound up?

Remember, these are the same people who think a scarf equals sympathizing with terrorists... unless worn by the daughter of the candidate of your choice.

So Ann Coulter is selling the ones they threw away out of her car.

//they smell a little like vomit though

Once again, count on ZRO to bring you the news that counts.

Mighty Taternuts: Came here for crying baby pics.

Leaving disappointed.

Remedied.







In the spirit of bipartisanship, I made these:

cretinbob: There is a solution for all these whiny dumbfarks who piss and moan about double voting.

(Iraqi inky thumb pic)

I'm votng for Hussein.

Why would I think that Farkers would get it?

Damn you John Waters...First you trick me into showing Pink Flamingos to my Sunday School class, thinking it was about cut birds..but oh was I SHOCKED, SHOCKED I SAY!!!! Now you are calling for people to vote twice, when they can hardly vote once due to voter registration purges....

Remember Democrats, vote Obama on November 5th!

newmoonpuppyhead: NRO has officially crossed over to complete hysteria. They actually used to be a pretty respectable mag.

The fact that Christopher Buckley was forced to resign for something he wrote ELSEWHERE is proof of how far off the deep end they (and their readership) now are.

Am I going to have to post this every day for the next 4 years?

Wow... conservatives have showed just how thin-skinned they can be when they're in trouble this election. They can't even take a joke.

It's like when you finally punch the grade school bully in the nose and he falls to the ground crying and squealing, soiling himself by the tetherball courts, leaving a rust-colored contrail as he hobbles to the bathroom to clean up.

This is an election year! How can you have a sense of humor at a time like this? Don't you know how much is at stake?!

Isn't the GAP full on dress like a GOP'r store? or is it that I actually expect style outta people?

Thats all fine, but it gets the likes of Ann Coulter confused and she ends up voting numerous times in different regions. The confusion. It hurts the brain.

soy_bomb: Remember Democrats, vote Obama on November 5th!

durr hurr hurr ...yeah, that doesn't suck at...ALL

Mighty Taternuts: Came here for crying baby pics.

soy_bomb: Remember Democrats, vote Obama on November 5th!

Great job with the baby pics, however this post requires fail pics.

tartie_pants: good lord how do you go through life that wound up?

They didn't know they could WHAARGARBL in publicoontil they found niche media outlets.

I was wondering what the Daily Show was going to do with an Obama administration. I'm sure they're going to give him some crap about various gaffs etc but I think they're going to focus more on the Theocracy and its various attempts around the country to stay relevant.
Stuff like this is the tip of the iceberg with these loons and TDS will reap the rewards, especially if they can luck out and find older footage of various republicans during the high points of the Bush Administration when they were talking about expanding executive powers now that they'll be railing against it.

They meant vote once in the primary and once in the general election.

/duh

AkaDad: They meant vote once in the primary and once in the general election.

/duh

I would argue that you should vote more than twice. We keep forgetting we are not just electing the King of America, but also its Lords and Ladies.

AkaDad: They meant vote once in the primary and once in the general election.

/duh

I already voted three times.

Sandelaphon: AkaDad: They meant vote once in the primary and once in the general election.

/duh

I already voted three times.

I'm guessing you're from Texas.

If I'm right, do I win anything?

To be fair to NRO, though it was very obviously a joke, voter fraud is something we need to take more seriously.

However, taking it more seriously also means respecting accusations- false accusations over ACORN should not only be put to rest, but it should mean the end of your career and paper.

News flash for The Gap: these idiots will never stop crying.

Master of the Flying Guillotine: Wow... conservatives have showed just how thin-skinned they can be when they're in trouble this election. They can't even take a joke.

I've known this for years before this election. Only the Republicans could maintain control of the entire Federal Government and still cry about the mean ol' liberal media. How on earth do they maintain such a hawkish foreign policy is beyond me.

FeedTheCollapse: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Wow... conservatives have showed just how thin-skinned they can be when they're in trouble this election. They can't even take a joke.

I've known this for years before this election. Only the Republicans could maintain control of the entire Federal Government and still cry about the mean ol' liberal media. How on earth do they maintain such a hawkish foreign policy is beyond me.

Fear.

9/11 was barely an attack in the grand scheme of things (Europe has them all the time), but we treated it like the country might actually collapse.

But more importantly, defense is a self-fulfilling prophecy. We build WMD's. Other people build them. Well, now we have to build newer and better systems to prevent war. Suddenly we must attack preemptively to stop future attacks.

Wow, imagine that. Conservative mag whines as it tells an American Business how to conduct itself, what it can and cannot sell, and that it should not be making a profit off of selling merchandise.

I voted for Obama twice.

/once in the primary
//once in the general
///wants the button

oh sure, it's funny.

John Waters is "the gay"

Republicans hate everything that is "the gay"

Therefore, Republicans hate John Waters.

/High School Hellcat

My favorite crying baby ever.

Link cause some folks work for lame-assed places that might think it NSFW^.

ZangTT: Wow, imagine that. Conservative mag whines as it tells an American Business how to conduct itself, what it can and cannot sell, and that it should not be making a profit off of selling merchandise.

[citation needed]

FeedTheCollapse: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Wow... conservatives have showed just how thin-skinned they can be when they're in trouble this election. They can't even take a joke.

I've known this for years before this election. Only the Republicans could maintain control of the entire Federal Government AND THE MEDIA and still cry about the mean ol' liberal media. How on earth do they maintain such a hawkish foreign policy is beyond me.

FTFY

Huh- a black NRO columnist.

/token?

I want one, total collectors item now.