Weekend at Jong Il's? I see they couldn't get the zombie stare out of his eyes, so they had to use sunglasses.

Quick and dirty, just like those little Korean bastards.

If I didn't know any better it looks like in the second picture he's picking that guy's nose.

It's nice to know that somebody else has a more embarrassing government than ours.

Perhaps all that crazy has spread to his inner organs.

This looks shopped!

Exactly.. why is he picking his nose

Looks more like a lookalike than anything else. The guy in the first 2 pictures doesn't quite look like the guy in the third.

He's picking that dude's nose!

I'm sure Frank Oz is involved somehow.

LegacyDL: If I didn't know any better it looks like in the second picture he's picking that guy's nose.

First thing I thought. Disproves the theory that you can't pick your friend's nose.

Kim Jong Il can see into the future, so there was no need for players to be on the field at that time.

That teaches me to read the posts here before writing mine...

Hmmm... He comes from a country that doesn't like us very much.

Funny as hell, but possibly NSFW...

Kim_Jong_Ill (new window)

Recent PS contest (new window) on his considition.

I'm wondering how they will sell his successor to the people, concerning the god-like cult there is around Kim Jong Il...

Also, I'm quite curious about how North Korea will react, should the news of Kim Jong's death reach the masses. I think they will all flip the fark out, start pulling out their hairs and start eating each other where they stand.

I hope they have no operative missile silo's and such, because it really could mean the end of the world for the brainwashed masses in North Korea.

I'm guessing they're either making clones of him or are rebuilding his image on another poor North Korean soul through plastic surgery.

Yanno, they could at least get someone to doctor the images that doesn't get all crazy with the Hue/Contrast layer controls.

Ah, yes, the Kimmer. Never fails to amuse.

/Second pic (the nose picking one, above) really does look shopped. Can't point to any specific evidence, but I just get that feeling.
//Or is that because I haven't eaten since breakfast?

The picture of him picking that guy's nose looks shopped. And not even as good a job as Farkers do on a regular basis.

Kant Lavar: Ah, yes, the Kimmer. Never fails to amuse.

/Second pic (the nose picking one, above) really does look shopped. Can't point to any specific evidence, but I just get that feeling.
//Or is that because I haven't eaten since breakfast?

Naw, it looks fishy. All of the guys seem to be staring just past Kim's right shoulder.

Kaltros: The picture of him picking that guy's nose looks shopped. And not even as good a job as Farkers do on a regular basis.

Do you think we can submit portfolios of electronic artwork with a resume to the North Korean government? I guarantee that I can do a better job than they did.



Request: "Make a far more believable 'Deer Leader is OK!' photoshop job than North Korea currently can do."

abyschan: Kaltros: The picture of him picking that guy's nose looks shopped. And not even as good a job as Farkers do on a regular basis.

Do you think we can submit portfolios of electronic artwork with a resume to the North Korean government? I guarantee that I can do a better job than they did.



Request: "Make a far more believable 'Deer Leader is OK!' photoshop job than North Korea currently can do."

I think a lot of Farkers could. Furthermore, I think they should. In this thread.

I watched the match between Mangyongbong and Jebi, star striker Go Pak Bong scored two goals leading Jebi to victory.

Here's a note. McCain is four years older than Jong Il.

and by 4 I mean 6. ish. Can't brain. Have the dumb.

buckler: abyschan: Request: "Make a far more believable 'Deer Leader is OK!' photoshop job than North Korea currently can do."

I think a lot of Farkers could. Furthermore, I think they should. In this thread.

This. Get to it, people!

/I'd try, but all I gots is Paint. XKCD-style Kimmer, anyone?

"Mangyongbong"? That's not a name, it's a bad Scrabble hand.

What is it with countries like Cuba and North Korea unwilling to admit to the sickness and/or death of a leader? And why now, has this kind of crap happened in the past and just gone unquestioned?

That's probably because soccer is just as exciting with or without players.

some attorney:
That's probably because soccer is just as exciting with or without players.

I lol'd.

Take a look at how his left arm is positioned. He looks like he has had a stroke and has lost some control of his arm. It looks like he's been propped up. The heavy clothing he's wearing could be used to hide a brace.

FDR would approve.

belgianguy: I'm wondering how they will sell his successor to the people, concerning the god-like cult there is around Kim Jong Il...

Also, I'm quite curious about how North Korea will react, should the news of Kim Jong's death reach the masses. I think they will all flip the fark out, start pulling out their hairs and start eating each other where they stand.

I hope they have no operative missile silo's and such, because it really could mean the end of the world for the brainwashed masses in North Korea.

I'm guessing they're either making clones of him or are rebuilding his image on another poor North Korean soul through plastic surgery.

IF he dies suddenly they will let a stand it (body double) take over for a bit while a good group forms. A lot of jockeying and stuff. The military will take it though and it will be told as him ascending to heaven. Or they will do a huge public display for his death. Look up his fathers death. The military generals will make a ruling council though. And I bet relations improve. Even though the propaganda will not stop and we will still be evil.

Dear Leader

If the dude is really dead I'm not going to be broken up over it.

There is no fundamental reason why Russia, China, the US and Europe cannot get along. If the major powers of the world could stand together instead of apart, the Kim Jong Ils and Robert Mugabes of the world could be wiped clean.

The Economist likes to weigh in on Kim Jong-il, and they do a fabulous job of it.

5 daily fail articles and it's only midday. I can't wait until they go out of business.

Not fer nuttin but, "lush foliage"? Umm, colored leaves and bare branches are visible. And one would wonder why they see no crowd at the game, not players, since the camera is not facing the field.

As if they really need to make shiat up. Reality isn't enough?

It's sad that their is an entire country that buys into this. (Get all of your Bush/Cheney remarks out of the way now.) So much so that even their own government thinks we buy this crap. Seriously, they know the US, China and Russia have pervasive intelligence capabilities and still ... "Oh.. he's just fine... why no... I don't smell embalming fluid... why do you ask?"

It just needs to come to an end. China needs to politely tell North Korea that they don't want any unrest on their borders (aka... "You think *you* have a lot of soldiers and nukes?") and the US and Russia saying "Yeah... what they said". We can send the senior members of the regime off to some ultra-elite retirement home in the middle east and fix these peoples lives.

And the thing is... South Korea wants this. This is not forcing an ideal on people... this is actually fixing sh*t that was screwed up decades ago.

Cyxneo: This looks shopped!

You're right! You can tell by the pixels!

Wait...how does that meme go???

You have not heard the rast of Kim Jong-Il! I will return! You shall see. I will be back!

5 of the last 12 greenlit links to Main have been to Daily Mail articles.

WTF?

He was 66 in 2002? The man is history. The only thing left is little tyrants in the military.

Akbar the Trappiste Monk: He's picking that dude's nose!

Good job propping him up, but they forgot to wire his jaw shut.

JewZeppy: Not fer nuttin but, "lush foliage"? Umm, colored leaves and bare branches are visible.

Your reading comprehension skills are somewhat lacking.

EraserDH: JewZeppy: Not fer nuttin but, "lush foliage"? Umm, colored leaves and bare branches are visible.

Your reading comprehension skills are somewhat lacking.

You're right. I didn't apply the previous paragraph's subject to the following one. I mean, why would a new paragraph talk about the subject of the article instead of the subject of the previous paragraph?