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(Buffalo News) Stupid Woman asks her councilman to consider instituting a dress code in the town after seeing a jogger in a workout outfit that "showed her stomach." (second story)   (buffalonews.com) divider line 85
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SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 02:16:38 AM  
if that councilman said anything but "no, get out.", he needs to be smacked upside the head.

 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 02:29:56 AM  
SilentStrider: if that councilman said anything but "no, get out.", he needs to be smacked upside the head.

I'm guessing you didn't RTFA.

"The woman, he said, had seen a fifty-something woman jogging one morning in her neighborhood in a workout outfit that "showed her stomach."

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 02:47:25 AM  
PacManDreaming: "The woman, he said, had seen a fifty-something woman jogging one morning in her neighborhood in a workout outfit that "showed her stomach."

Geena Davis is 52.

www.ruggedelegantliving.com

 
queezyweezel 2008-11-02 03:09:11 AM  
PacManDreaming: SilentStrider: if that councilman said anything but "no, get out.", he needs to be smacked upside the head.

I'm guessing you didn't RTFA.

"The woman, he said, had seen a fifty-something woman jogging one morning in her neighborhood in a workout outfit that "showed her stomach."


Thats pretty much what he said. and who the hell cares how old she was. Even if she was 90 years old and weighed 200lbs....Do we really need more laws on the books about stupid things like this?

 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 03:17:23 AM  
CtrlAltDelete: Geena Davis is 52.

This is probably a more accurate pic of what was jogging down the street:

i38.tinypic.com

 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 03:19:06 AM  
queezyweezel: Thats pretty much what he said. and who the hell cares how old she was. Even if she was 90 years old and weighed 200lbs....Do we really need more laws on the books about stupid things like this?

Maybe if you ask nicely, Santa Claus will bring you a sense of humor for Christmas.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 03:58:52 AM  
SilentStrider: if that councilman said anything but "no, get out.", he needs to be smacked upside the head.

Pointing and laughing is another acceptable answer.

 
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 04:13:37 AM  
SilentStrider: if that councilman said anything but "no, get out.", he needs to be smacked upside the head.

If you had spent the 3 seconds it takes to read that "article" you would have seen he said no.

 
BahdaBoom 2008-11-02 04:27:48 AM  
bagelofeverything.files.wordpress.com

/my hotlink....let me show it to you

 
neilbradley 2008-11-02 04:30:02 AM  
This thread does *NOT* deliver. Where are the photos of fit hot chicks in tube tops and Spandex with a killer midriff?

 
drxym 2008-11-02 04:31:09 AM  
If this was in the UK, headline would be "Nanny state bans joggers".

 
CarrieWhite 2008-11-02 04:33:22 AM  
drxym: If this was in the UK, headline would be "Nanny state bans joggers".

But it's not, so let's not perpetuate any tired memes

 
robohobo 2008-11-02 04:43:52 AM  
i run a dry cleaners. trust me, the average 50-something woman should NOT be showing her stomach. Disgusting doesn't begin to cover it. Hell, the average 20-something woman should not be revealing their gross cottage cheese flappy belly.

 
KoolerThanJesus 2008-11-02 04:48:28 AM  
PacManDreaming: CtrlAltDelete: Geena Davis is 52.

This is probably a more accurate pic of what was jogging down the street:


I guarantee you.... THAT was NOT jogging down the street.

 
Mr. Potatoass 2008-11-02 04:49:13 AM  
img1.picturewizard.com

Stomach, my ass.
That's the worst prolapsed uterus I've seen this week.

 
The Envoy 2008-11-02 04:52:47 AM  
CarrieWhite: drxym: If this was in the UK, headline would be "Nanny state bans joggers".

But it's not, so let's not perpetuate any tired memes


But if we do that then how will the humourless and ignorant pretend to themselves that they're in any way witty or knowledgeable? As a Brit I say let it continue. It's an excellent way of sorting the wheat from the chaff.

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 04:54:46 AM  
Mr. Potatoass: Stomach, my ass.
That's the worst prolapsed uterus I've seen this week.


Dude, that even hurts me.....

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-11-02 04:55:12 AM  
FTFA:"It's not like she was running around naked," he said of the jogger.

But not to worry. Clarence will not be told what is and is not appropriate attire anytime soon.

"Sometimes, you just have to suck it up," he said. "We can't do everything."


Sigh. Where do you farking start with this?

 
Viss 2008-11-02 04:55:31 AM  
"˙ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ op ʇ'uɐɔ ǝʍ" ˙pıɐs ǝɥ "'dn ʇı ʞɔns oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɾ noʎ 'sǝɯıʇǝɯos"

when your body parts dont line up any more, then... *shudder* I cant finish what I was gonna say there.

 
The_Pole_Of_Justice 2008-11-02 05:13:31 AM  
robohobo: i run a dry cleaners. trust me, the average 50-something woman should NOT be showing her stomach.

Well, that was surreal. Do dry cleaners get a lot of middle aged tail, or something?

I'm a music journalist. Trust me, wombat urine is NOT an effective toothpaste.

 
hamachan 2008-11-02 05:15:54 AM  
robohobo: i run a dry cleaners. trust me, the average 50-something woman should NOT be showing her stomach. Disgusting doesn't begin to cover it. Hell, the average 20-something woman should not be revealing their gross cottage cheese flappy belly.

Glad I don't live in America, the land of flab. I live in Japan, which is like anti-flab. Yeah, there is some, but it's not much at all.

 
Captain Fantastic 2008-11-02 05:19:29 AM  
i249.photobucket.com

god I hate this city

 
renko 2008-11-02 05:20:43 AM  
I do material properties research in a lab. Trust me, it takes at least three people to triangulate someone's position using ESP.

 
GreySpectre [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 05:30:17 AM  
I came for the hot chicks. I left trying to avoid vomiting.
you disappoint me fark

 
starsrift 2008-11-02 05:33:33 AM  
hamachan: "Glad I don't live in America, the land of flab. I live in Japan, which is like anti-flab. Yeah, there is some, but it's not much at all," he confided, before being eaten whole by a passing sumo wrestler.

 
Tirgoviste 2008-11-02 05:37:11 AM  
You can pry my girlfriend's skimpy skirt from my cold, dead, pervy hands.

 
sift 2008-11-02 05:44:21 AM  
I work on printing presses, and believe me, Mexican's are good at drywall.

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 05:46:52 AM  
Captain Fantastic: god I hate this city

Why? Some busybody complained the the city council and they told her to piss off. Isn't that what we want them to do?

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 05:49:30 AM  
I work with computers, and believe me, coleslaw down your lederhosen really stings.

 
Rumple_Foreskin 2008-11-02 05:56:35 AM  
A gis for 'girls jogging' brings up a surprising amount of nudity. Just in case anyone is interested in that sort of thing.

 
missmez [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 06:02:06 AM  
PacManDreaming: CtrlAltDelete: Geena Davis is 52.

This is probably a more accurate pic of what was jogging down the street:

 
Captain Fantastic 2008-11-02 06:04:11 AM  
Ed Grubermann: Captain Fantastic: god I hate this city

Why? Some busybody complained the the city council and they told her to piss off. Isn't that what we want them to do?


try this one: a cookie to whoever digs up the post from several years ago about the theif robbing the liquor store of brandy, drops and breaks a case on the sidewalk, comes back with a big straw and proceeds to drink it off the sidewalk until he passes out so cops can find him, a hint it happend on the harlem rd liquor store in cheektowaga. With names and people like this I just have to start hitting people more.

 
Captain Fantastic 2008-11-02 06:05:23 AM  
Ed Grubermann: I work with computers, and believe me, coleslaw down your lederhosen really stings.

that should be a shirt!

 
missmez [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 06:08:56 AM  
missmez: PacManDreaming: CtrlAltDelete: Geena Davis is 52.

This is probably a more accurate pic of what was jogging down the street:



Shockingly, most people don't live their lives to please you.

 
Captain Fantastic 2008-11-02 06:16:22 AM  
missmez: missmez: PacManDreaming: CtrlAltDelete: Geena Davis is 52.

This is probably a more accurate pic of what was jogging down the street:


Shockingly, most people don't live their lives to please you.


what? common not even all those hookers?

 
Nightjars 2008-11-02 06:26:37 AM  
Wouldn't you have to cut yourself open in order to show people your stomach?

 
beoswulf 2008-11-02 06:27:59 AM  
robohobo: i run a dry cleaners. trust me, the average 50-something woman should NOT be showing her stomach. Disgusting doesn't begin to cover it. Hell, the average 20-something woman should not be revealing their gross cottage cheese flappy belly.

20 somethings? I had to check where you lived before agreeing with that.

 
The_Pole_Of_Justice 2008-11-02 06:51:18 AM  
I work with computers, and believe me, jockstraps are flammable.

 
jayday 2008-11-02 06:51:55 AM  
Just "relocate" the whiny lil' biatch and stick her in a plane.
Then after a few conks on the head to shut here up for the trip, go ahead and fly her ass to some deep dark area of Africa, and stick her in a village of half-naked people that looks like it was just built (people and all) from blueprints based on some page from a 1973 National Geographic.

Then after a couple months of forced habitation (kidnappings such an ugly word), and being exposed to something like this barefoot, fetid and unwashed*, three quarters naked mass of humanity in various stages of stretch and sag, it should definitely do wonders for a person perspective and outlook on a matter like this (jogging suit). .....Something like hating the way a persons dressed, and maybe a little exposed skin, just wouldnt seem like such a big issue after something like that.

Its all about perspective people.


*Hygienically challenged for you PC nimrods

 
Mr. Right 2008-11-02 07:17:39 AM  
We all know that there are good people and bad people. We've tried several useless means of discriminating between the two. Race, for example, obviously doesn't work because there are fine people of every race just as there are idiots in every race. How one presents oneself in public is a useful and nearly always accurate means of discriminating between those people who we may want to associate with and those who we would want to avoid at all costs. Thus, any government that sets and enforces a dress code would hinder that means of easy identification.

For example, a fit, attractive 25 year old woman who dresses in a revealing and provocative manner is obviously a woman of great character and discipline who has worked very hard to develop and enhance the assets that nature has given her. Such character traits are to be admired and she should be not only allowed but encouraged to display them in any manner she sees fit.

A 25 year old woman who is slovenly, 50 pounds overweight and of questionable hygiene is obviously a woman of no character or discipline whatsoever. While it may be painful to observe one who has sunk so low, she too must be allowed to display her faults as prominently as the attractive young woman of great character and discipline would be allowed to display her attributes. How else can the casual observer determine the type of person he has encountered and make useful determinations as to the desirability of pursuing a relationship.

We must all remember that some people serve as models, others merely warnings. Government should not interfere.

 
jazzerspeechie 2008-11-02 07:39:18 AM  
We may need a Buffalo tag soon...

 
Treetop1000 2008-11-02 07:43:30 AM  
According to the paper, Chris Collins is a god.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 07:47:11 AM  
I'm in the military, and believe me, you shouldn't snort buffalo sauce while riding a unicycle.

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 08:03:45 AM  
NSFW

Kendra always wears appropriate attire for football and golf. However, her pink golf outfit might be missing something.

/all links open in windows

 
peon36 2008-11-02 08:35:13 AM  
I'm unemployed, and belive me, burlap chafes.

 
Prince of Pluto 2008-11-02 08:46:58 AM  
Why stop with a dress code? Just ban jogging.

 
aarond12 2008-11-02 09:24:52 AM  
Prince of Pluto: Why stop with a dress code? Just ban jogging.

Why stop there? Everyone should never leave the house.

 
Animatronik 2008-11-02 09:34:07 AM  
All thoughts of cankles and smegma folds aside....

Last time I checked, there is such a thing as freedom of expression in this country.

 
dennysgod 2008-11-02 09:54:37 AM  
Perhaps she rather them wear this

i86.photobucket.com

 
syrynxx [TotalFark] 2008-11-02 09:54:40 AM  
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking,
But now, God knows,
Anything Goes.


What rhymes with "prolapsed uterus"?

 
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