"Halle... call me."

"Hey, Harold - call me!"

/wait, wut?

Barak Obama, pictured here in Florida, flashes his "Chicago Representin'" gang symbol to his homies back in the hood.

"This pinky of mine has more intelligence than that douchenozzle does behind me in the pink"

"HANG LOOSE BRA!"

So I called John McCain and asked if he had Prince Albert in a can......

Washington is filled with some many gigantic taints that THIS is how you do The Shocker in DC.

white chick over his left shoulder: "Who farted y'all?"

Washington is filled with so many gigantic taints that THIS is how you do The Shocker in DC.

/FTFM
//Mods, please delete prior

"So I says to her I says 'b*tch, I done TOLD you, I can't f*cking volunteer for the campaign, I gots to WORK tomorrow. Feel me?'"

COWABUNGA!!!!!

"Catch ya later Bill and Ted!"

"Hey George, sorry to bother you at the ranch. Yeah, we just found all those missing emails on a ZIP disk in Maury's den on Long Island. There are a few men outside waiting for you."

Drink Budweiser^tm

"and then I was like.... McCain? You are what? Conceding?"

Pictured: Obama calling his homeowner's insurance company and finding out that his repairs done by Joe the Plumber won't be covered under his policy as Joe is unlicensed.

"Dr. Claw has stolen the Queen's jewels?? I'll find them right away, Chief!"

"'ello? Governor Paleen? Would you like to go 'unting together? We could go 'unting by 'elicopter like you do, oui? I never did that.

Like we say in French, au revoir, beeetch!!!"

"Let me ask my knuckles"

Can you hear me now? Good.

Foshizzle.

"Hey, babe, can I hitchu later?"

"ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ... banana phone ..."

"And even if we lose, I can just call up Sarah Palin and tell her it's God talking and that I command her to do x, y and z."

Surf's up, dudes.

"Sarah Palin? Hi, this is President Nicolas Sarkozy. I can see Belgium from my house."

Hey McCain, the Air Force called and they want their 5 planes back.

Who ya gonna call?

THIS is how I'll answer the phone at 3 AM biatches!

Seen here, President Obama demonstrates how he gonna have to choke a fat, weak biatch.

President George W. Bush? This is history calling; it's time for your final evaluation.

"So McCain answers and says 'who is this, anyway'? So I shout out 'AYERS'!! 'Ayers who,' McCain asks. 'Ayers no way in hell you're gonna win on Tuesday, you senile old bastard' I said, and then I hung up. Good thing the old fart doesn't know how to work caller ID--he still hasn't figured out it was me!"

hb0mb: "ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ... banana phone ..."

...daaaaaaaaamn yyyooooooouuuuuu.....

"It's 3 am biatch? OH I GOT THIS"

"Hello, Pole Smokers Anonymous? I have a bunch of Zombies that won't get off my knob. Any Suggestions?"

"They call me Mister Tibbs."

"Socialism called. It's for you."

I'm hanging loose with my favorite haoles!"

Dookie....Whats Up????

"Hamma time!"

'Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Obama phone.'

"go go Gadget phone"

I will not raise taxes on anyone making less than!


$250,000

$200,000

$150,000

$120,000

$100,000

$50,000

$5,000

Hello, is this Economic Recovery? What? Breadlines? How did I dial breadlines?

Who's on the other side of the call.


/hotlinked for hotcakes

"Helen Tracy, telephone."

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