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(Guardian.com) Amusing Akon promises to leave the US if McCain is president. Voting Republican just got easier   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 28
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knbber2 [TotalFark] 2008-10-31 06:24:03 PM  
Good, I'll help him pack, Hey, isn't that Baldwin asshat supposed to be out of the country for the last 8 years like he also promised?

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2008-10-31 06:33:34 PM  
You think Hollywood is out of ideas now? You are in for a real shock if all the Obama supporters move out of the country. Think "Wheel of Fortune," 24 hours a day.

 
can i be you when i grow up 2008-10-31 06:44:01 PM  
Can I vote more than once?

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-10-31 07:09:20 PM  
You can put the blame on me
Said you can put the blame on me
You can put the blame on me

 
CelesX 2008-10-31 07:41:42 PM  
Meanwhile, Kanye is just happy that Bush is leaving, since he don't care 'bout black people.

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2008-10-31 07:58:58 PM  
WHOOO-who!

YEEE-hoo!

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2008-10-31 08:00:04 PM  
Dammit that IS a dilemma.

OK, someone with a sheaf of newsprint and InDesign should just make up a mock "MCCAIN DEFEATS OBAMA!" NY Times frontpage, show up at his house, and say "Sorry man, I'll drive you to the airport."

 
RobertBruce [TotalFark] 2008-10-31 08:37:01 PM  
Take Kanye with you and I'll vote for Mccain.

 
beve [TotalFark] 2008-10-31 08:59:54 PM  
This should help Obama get the black vote locked up.

 
iron_city_ap 2008-10-31 09:28:24 PM  
Did anyone make sure his fingers weren't crossed?

 
HardRocker488 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-31 09:34:31 PM  
Didn't Alec Baldwin, Cher, Barbara Streishand, and a few other annoying celebrities say they were going to do this if Bush was elected? Yeah, I'm not holding my breath that Akon keeps his promise. After all, if a guy writes a song that says "I wanna fark you" over and over again, he is probably not the most trustworthy guy.

 
DeathByGeekSquad 2008-10-31 10:15:45 PM  
Man up you nancy, waited until the last farking moment to declare this?

Meaningless.

 
jim515 2008-10-31 10:26:04 PM  
Didn't Alec Baldwin, Cher, Barbara Streishand, and a few other annoying celebrities say they were going to do this if Bush was elected?

The lying scum. Heck none of them have even tried to apologize for breaking their promises or shut their faces for a moment. Oh wait, that is par for the course with these ass clowns.

Yesterday Hedi Klum and Seal also said they would leave and like this douche bag they are not even American. Hey, why are they here if they don't like it?

 
FarkBad 2008-10-31 10:27:12 PM  
Let me be the first to say...bye.

 
doninwv 2008-10-31 11:18:47 PM  
See??????
Been tellin ya McCain (sadly) is the better choice.

 
HowAboutNo 2008-11-01 01:19:49 AM  
Icing on the cake. Icing on the cake.

 
Dialectic 2008-11-01 03:46:15 AM  

 
TacoConsumer 2008-11-01 04:24:27 AM  
Dear celebrities,

Please move out of the country anyway. We could give a shiat what you think.

Sincerely,
Everybody

 
oryx 2008-11-01 09:06:08 AM  
I have no idea who Akon is. If he thinks living in Africa is going to be better that living in the United States no matter who is president, he's nuts.

 
radioman_ 2008-11-01 09:20:45 AM  
Will Dyton and Tledo leave too?

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-01 10:51:43 AM  
So I *was* going to vote for Obama, but this seems too good to pass up!


/So... conflicted!

 
Wolf Flywheel 2008-11-01 02:18:31 PM  
radioman_: Will Dyton and Tledo leave too?

i189.photobucket.com

 
Tophersky 2008-11-02 07:19:06 AM  
CelesX: Meanwhile, Kanye is just happy that Bush is leaving, since he don't care 'bout black people.

You know, for the record, nobody really cares for black people.

 
Goodfella 2008-11-02 10:42:43 AM  
static.amctv.com

"I have a list of countries you may like to go to, Mr. 'Akon', if that really is your name."

 
ukiah 2008-11-02 04:55:37 PM  
Well, tally me under "undecided" again.

 
sheikmagnet 2008-11-03 08:53:02 AM  
larrywho.files.wordpress.com

/drop it like it's hotlinked

 
bostonowns 2008-11-03 05:29:57 PM  
sheikmagnet: /drop it like it's hotlinked

abortion his downfall? lolwut?

 
sheikmagnet 2008-11-03 06:43:59 PM  
bostonowns: sheikmagnet: /drop it like it's hotlinked

abortion his downfall? lolwut?


Dude, I don't know, it's from some religious nutjobs website, I just found the image on the googles.

 
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