submitter: British reality star Kerry Katona wants to revive her flagging career by reinventing herself as the new Dolly Parton. And if that doesn't work, she's planning to become the next Clay Aiken getting into porn.

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gopher321: FTFEveryone

Hell ya you did.

As long as she gets those enormous funbags out while she's doing it, she might make some money.

She'd have a lot more to worry about than defrosting the chicken if she ventured into my kitchen.

Those are nice cans. I'm almost tempted to say they're real but more investigation is required.

Holy boobs!

/that is all

Glasgowsfinest: As long as she gets those enormous funbags out-

I've never heard of this person, I'll just do a quick google image searc-JEBUS CHRIST THOSE ARE SOME BIG HOOTERS

Damn...not bad at all.

She's a chav, unabashed trash and thus has about as much class and decorum as used toilet paper.

I lived in Nashville these past seven years (I know, but I got out) and although the industry is still centered around Music Row, if she intends to be a fully integrated Country star (I assume the resultant MTV documentary will want to film some sort of awkward shot at that) then she will find herself living in either Brentwood or Franklin along with all the others. Brentwood is an unforgiving landscape for those unable to play their game. Think 'stag party accidently boarding flight to Mecca' kind of awkward, they will not like her at all - of course being TN they will say they are delighted to meet her over and over...

Didn't she just do a reality TV show for MTVuk where she had them reduced?

She'll found out real quick that big boobs aren't the only reason Dolly Parton is famous.

she looks like the Brit version of Jessica Simpson. We already have one, so why don't the Brits keep this one to themselves.

I thought she was more the Brit version of Britney Spears.

She's going to become a gifted and prolific songwriter, guitarist and singer?

When she has published 600+ songs and is in the Songwriter's Hall of Fame, this c*** can have her name mentioned in the same sentence as Dolly.

More like the next Jessica Simpson. She doesn't have the rack to be the next Dolly Parton. Tackiness, maybe.

BobSherunkle: Didn't she just do a reality TV show for MTVuk where she had them reduced?

Yeah, but they're still pretty huge. Having four kids in about five years will do that.

bigtotoro: When she has published 600+ songs and is in the Songwriter's Hall of Fame, this c*** can have her name mentioned in the same sentence universe as Dolly.

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