Better buy stock in oxygen tanks, leather gloves and Jesus juice.

So the Electric Six's prophecy was true:

"The Jacksons are re-uniting
And going on tour"

That hasn't been funny since Michael was black.

(the one good line from that show)

This story seems to pop up every few months. And every time it ends up as a ploy from one of the family members into getting loans based on the possible future income from the tour.

I guess they've got to pay their retirement home bills somehow...

ABC, easy as geriatry...

I swear I read that as Babylon 5 when I first read it. Makes more sense now.

Yeah, that oughta work: A group that was old when I was a kid with a creepy now-white front man/thing charged with child molestation, trying to hit up the youth market.

That should rake in a few tens of dollars.

Whatever. If they actually go through with it, I'll be there...though at this point, I imagine the shows will be like being reunited with your favorite childhood teddy bear, only to see it raped by Sloth from The Goonies. I mean, it's still your teddy bear and it *is* Sloth, but still...

/It sounded better in my head

Gyrfalcon: ... A group that was old when I was a kid with a creepy now-white front man/thing charged with child molestation, trying to hit up the youth market.

Curtail your pessimism; it is moot.

Youth market is in fact a lock.

Cuz Janet got a BOOBIE!


/oh yeah, and cuz Michael got handcuffs

Well, it's not like any of them can do anything else to screw up their careers.

Bondidude: So the Electric Six's prophecy was true:

"The Jacksons are re-uniting
And going on tour"

AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...

Bondidude: So the Electric Six's prophecy was true:

"The Jacksons are re-uniting
And going on tour"

Dammit, you beat me to it.