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(The New York Times) Spiffy Jackson 5 to reunite, hoping to attract younger, more boyish, fans   (artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com) divider line 13
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markiedog 2008-10-29 09:42:28 PM  
Better buy stock in oxygen tanks, leather gloves and Jesus juice.

 
Bondidude 2008-10-29 09:47:12 PM  
So the Electric Six's prophecy was true:

"The Jacksons are re-uniting
And going on tour"

 
Malinki 2008-10-29 09:53:48 PM  
That hasn't been funny since Michael was black.

(the one good line from that show)

 
ViperCTW 2008-10-29 10:18:58 PM  
This story seems to pop up every few months. And every time it ends up as a ploy from one of the family members into getting loans based on the possible future income from the tour.

 
JamMasterJamie 2008-10-29 10:27:00 PM  
I guess they've got to pay their retirement home bills somehow...

ABC, easy as geriatry...

 
trapped-in-CH 2008-10-29 10:35:22 PM  
I swear I read that as Babylon 5 when I first read it. Makes more sense now.

crazyabouttv.com

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-10-30 12:13:01 AM  
Yeah, that oughta work: A group that was old when I was a kid with a creepy now-white front man/thing charged with child molestation, trying to hit up the youth market.

That should rake in a few tens of dollars.

 
Grey Street 2008-10-30 12:59:44 AM  
Whatever. If they actually go through with it, I'll be there...though at this point, I imagine the shows will be like being reunited with your favorite childhood teddy bear, only to see it raped by Sloth from The Goonies. I mean, it's still your teddy bear and it *is* Sloth, but still...

/It sounded better in my head

 
HenryVIII 2008-10-30 01:02:33 AM  
Gyrfalcon: ... A group that was old when I was a kid with a creepy now-white front man/thing charged with child molestation, trying to hit up the youth market.

Curtail your pessimism; it is moot.

Youth market is in fact a lock.

Cuz Janet got a BOOBIE!


/oh yeah, and cuz Michael got handcuffs

 
tokyogirl79 2008-10-30 03:18:51 AM  
Well, it's not like any of them can do anything else to screw up their careers.

 
Setsuna 2008-10-30 04:59:11 AM  
Bondidude: So the Electric Six's prophecy was true:

"The Jacksons are re-uniting
And going on tour"


AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...

 
assegai 2008-10-30 10:13:29 AM  
www.hecklerspray.com

 
bofferbings 2008-10-31 01:05:17 AM  
Bondidude: So the Electric Six's prophecy was true:

"The Jacksons are re-uniting
And going on tour"


Dammit, you beat me to it.

 
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