it's eff bee to the dash, dummy.

Wow -- I wondered what'd been missing from my life, lo these several years.

BTW, I have a very good life -- now slightly less so.

I'll eat her afterbirth.

I knew fb^- was keeping busy. + 1 subby

where ever, whenever we're meant to be together Shakira!

// trust me on this one, babe

I lol'd. +1 subby.

A- for missing the -

Here comes the sweatpants.

She came to my mother in laws work here in bumfark Il. She's friends with the son of the owner.

I have pics showing her in her down home look. VERY different than normal.

Old school Fark clichés++

Came here for pictures of Shakira.

Truly stunning Latina.

FTFA "I can't control my muses," she said.

Apparently not

/ If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about.

boy, there's one sex-tape rumour I wish came to fruition.

i hope she's pro-choice.

Is there a Bob the Angry Flower for putting punctuation within the quotation marks?

May I suggest one of these?





\it's gonna come out retarded anyways

I guess I'm late to the party...but I've always wondered what Fb- stands for. I know I'm borderline threadjacking, but I'd still like to get the joke.

FB- (new window) is a Farker who gained notoriety by being named the supposed father in every pregnancy reported on Fark. Haven't seen him in the threads in a long while.

On the other hand, Bf+ doesn't give a rat's ass.

horonto: Came here for pictures of Shakira.

Truly stunning Latina.

She's one quarter Latina, the rest is Eye-talian and Lebanese.
But yeah, whatever it takes to sell records.



/She is sharp.

shakira is hot

Ancient meme is ancient, yet refreshing.

I miss fb references

+1 for an Fb- ref, subby.

michaeld5: horonto: Came here for pictures of Shakira.

Truly stunning Latina.

She's one quarter Latina, the rest is Eye-talian and Lebanese.
But yeah, whatever it takes to sell records.


you americans are so weird, before her international fame no one cared one bit about her family tree, now she's suddenly "only a quarter" colombian, which is pretty insulting. Is dissapointing she doesn't try to defend her colombian nationality more, but I guess thats what it takes to be succesful over there.

/Hates her singing with passion though.

I sort of get it...someone remind me what that means?

/some sort of epic troll or something?

Picture quantity insufficient to overcome thread worthlessness.

horonto: Came here for pictures of Shakira.

Truly stunning kinda cute Latina.

I_Love_Cheesecake: Shakira was much better before she dyed her hair blonde and began singing in English.


Her best album

I used to like R.E.M. before they became popular.

mantidor: michaeld5: horonto: Came here for pictures of Shakira.

Truly stunning Latina.

She's one quarter Latina, the rest is Eye-talian and Lebanese.
But yeah, whatever it takes to sell records.


you americans are so weird, before her international fame no one cared one bit about her family tree, now she's suddenly "only a quarter" colombian, which is pretty insulting. Is dissapointing she doesn't try to defend her colombian nationality more, but I guess thats what it takes to be succesful over there.

/Hates her singing with passion though.

No snapperhead, her "Latiness" is what is pushed down our throats, when she is barely Latina at all. Much like Christina Aguilera, as long as the name ends in a vowel, they'll try to play it up as much as they can.
The point is that they use it to SELL cds in this country.

/But yeah, her singing is 'eh.
//Here today, gone tomorrow.

very hot, would fap again

Woah, I had no idea when I woke up this morning that I had entered a time warp to the year 2002.

Awesome.

Cubs300: I guess I'm late to the party...but I've always wondered what Fb- stands for.

I have some hazy recollection of it having something to do with "fishbulb". Don't hold me to it, I usually drink while Farking.

Every single human in the world, with the broken jawbone of an ass.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought someone asked me, "How many people would you kill for one night of steamy passion with Shakira?". Sweet Merciful Zombie Jesus, she is intoxicatingly hot.

Cubs300: I guess I'm late to the party...but I've always wondered what Fb- stands for
.......

Only he knows... Old school thread to figure that out.

I've seen FB- pop in and out of threads lately. For those who haven't been around here long, he was the original Fark troll-master daddy.

I_Love_Cheesecake: Shakira was much better before she dyed her hair blonde and began singing in English.


Her best album

I agree entirely.

michaeld5:

/But yeah, her singing is 'eh.
//Here today, gone tomorrow.

Select quotations from Wikipedia:

In 2001, she broke through onto the English-speaking world with the release of Laundry Service, which sold over thirteen million copies worldwide.

According to the United World Chart, Shakira is as of 2008 the sixth most successful artist so far for the last decade, in terms of single sales. She is also the first, and currently only, artist to have two songs in the top ten of the most successful singles since 1999.

...and you're here, in late 2008, still talking about her. How 'bout that.

docmattic: michaeld5:

/But yeah, her singing is 'eh.
//Here today, gone tomorrow.

Select quotations from Wikipedia:

In 2001, she broke through onto the English-speaking world with the release of Laundry Service, which sold over thirteen million copies worldwide.

According to the United World Chart, Shakira is as of 2008 the sixth most successful artist so far for the last decade, in terms of single sales. She is also the first, and currently only, artist to have two songs in the top ten of the most successful singles since 1999.

...and you're here, in late 2008, still talking about her. How 'bout that.

Yeah, you see, couple that info with the fact that she's incredibly charitable with her time, money, and fame, and I just can't for the life of me figure out why people insist on hating her. She's one of the few genuine sweethearts in the music industry today, and yet people CHOOSE to hate on her. The hell, I say.

She performed at the final match of the 2006 World Cup. There is no bigger stage for a musical artist to perform on than that. There is no bigger stage, period.