9:18 - Realized that TSA morons broke bomb while screening it. Allah damn it.
9:22 - Sharper Image store on terminal side had replacement parts.
9:55 - On plane, will detonate bomb at 18,000 feet.
10:00 - 45th in line for takeoff. Next time don't fly out of Newark
2:00 - flight cancelled. Have voucher for airport hotel
4:00 - watching Oprah. Death is preferable. [click]

Bravo, subby

+1 Subby

shouldn't their surveillance programs pick up such chatter? Or have we been lied to on how well those work?

2:41 - Some stupid baby puked on detonator. Try again tomorrow.

+++++1, very well done!

No jokes about being on the wrong side of Pittsburgh?

/disappointed

OH GOD THE TERRORISTS USE TWITTER! TIME TO END THE FIFTH AMENDMENT!

Yeah, like they would NEVER think of using code wards on Twitter:

6:00 These guys are totally grody and I am so gonna kick their asses. My new purse is ready to go....

Jokes aside, if they can figure out a way to use it, they will. The tag shouldn't be as dismissive as " Unlikely " it should really be " Obvious. "

I lol'd.

+1 Subby

I bet they are using WoW and Everquest too. Always wondered about some of those gold farmers.

/tinfoil off.

24:00 - I'm in the wrong part of Pittsburgh!!!

Twitterrorists?

libbynomore2: Jokes aside, if they can figure out a way to use it, they will. The tag shouldn't be as dismissive as " Unlikely " it should really be " Obvious. "

Libby, are you retarded or trolling?

1/10 if trolling, 0/10 if retarded, average score: .5

Honestly, to think terrorists need to use twitter forgets that well, they don't. They seem to do just fine at their goals, without. The closest thing to some magical terrorism threat is using cell phones that are triggered by a message to trigger a plastic explosive in tandem/multiple locations. However, this can be done without twitter. whooops!

/who's knocking at my door cubicle? brb
//snickers

I invite Twitter-users to GTFO to GTMO.

dahmers love zombie: 9:18 - Realized that TSA morons broke bomb while screening it. Allah damn it.
9:22 - Sharper Image store on terminal side had replacement parts.
9:55 - On plane, will detonate bomb at 18,000 feet.
10:00 - 45th in line for takeoff. Next time don't fly out of Newark
2:00 - flight cancelled. Have voucher for airport hotel
4:00 - watching Oprah. Death is preferable. [click]

DARN YOU! I demand a new keyboard!

9:17 - UFIA

LOL - That's the funniest headline I've seen in a while.
Subby wins...

libbynomore2: Jokes aside, if they can figure out a way to use it, they will. The tag shouldn't be as dismissive as " Unlikely " it should really be " Obvious. "

Pfff. If anything, then the [ASININE] tag would have been appropriate.

"9:20: Still trying to find an ATM. I think I'm in the wrong part of Pittsburgh. And this fake 'B' on my cheek hurts like hell."

+1 up the pooper

8:23 bomb components all packed! Leavin' on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again. lol
8:40 car service is late
9:00 seriously, where is the effing car service
9:11 do sea mammals have belly buttons?
9:47 fark it, Springer's on. Jerry! Jerry!

...8:10 - Eating bowl of Captain Crunch, Allah I love this stuff...

ROFLCHOPPA!!!1!

AuralArgument: shouldn't their surveillance programs pick up such chatter? Or have we been lied to on how well those work?

Actually, you wouldn't believe the amount of chatter and stuff that does pop up. It's pretty astounding. The sheer volume of it makes it a pain in the ass to filter out trashtalk and real threats.

Bin Laden's my friend on facebook so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

You know why they suspected them? Because people were being dumbasses and immature about a serious subject. I mean, what the hell has happened to Fark? It was never this bad.

VinnyV: +1 Subby
Smeg954: +++++1, very well done!
DaScribbler: I lol'd.
+1 Subby
idrow: 9:17 - UFIA
LOL - That's the funniest headline I've seen in a while.
Subby wins...
Rann Xerox: ...8:10 - Eating bowl of Captain Crunch, Allah I love this stuff...

ROFLCHOPPA!!!1!
mysticcat: Bravo, subby

Thank you, I was proud of this one. This headline stuff is addictive.

farkingatwork: libbynomore2: Jokes aside, if they can figure out a way to use it, they will. The tag shouldn't be as dismissive as " Unlikely " it should really be " Obvious. "

Libby, are you retarded or trolling?

1/10 if trolling, 0/10 if retarded, average score: .5

Honestly, to think terrorists need to use twitter forgets that well, they don't. They seem to do just fine at their goals, without. The closest thing to some magical terrorism threat is using cell phones that are triggered by a message to trigger a plastic explosive in tandem/multiple locations. However, this can be done without twitter. whooops!

/who's knocking at my door cubicle? brb
//snickers

I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.

/Landsharkterr'ist!

farkingatwork Quote 2008-10-29 11:30:54 AM
libbynomore2: Jokes aside, if they can figure out a way to use it, they will. The tag shouldn't be as dismissive as " Unlikely " it should really be " Obvious. "

Libby, are you retarded or trolling?

1/10 if trolling, 0/10 if retarded, average score: .5

Honestly, to think terrorists need to use twitter forgets that well, they don't. They seem to do just fine at their goals, without.


AS I SAID......if they can find a way to use twitter, they will.

I mean for gosh sakes, they found a way to use farking box cutters why wouldn't they use twitter if they could find a way to make it a useful tool?

You TOOL

Please specify, 'cause it really should be Crunchberries.

Great headline.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Thank you, I was proud of this one. This headline stuff is addictive

I demand to know how you get greenlights!

I'll say it. What's Twitter?

This is headline of the year, IMO.

libbynomore2: I mean for gosh sakes, they found a way to use farking box cutters why wouldn't they use twitter if they could find a way to make it a useful tool?

One is using low-tech simplistic tools to accomplish a set goal.
The other is getting all over complicated and increasing the odds that the chain of communication will break. Reliance on 3rd party tools in as much as a roundabout way as possible? Freaking FAIL!

Good god! People are communicating! We must stop this! WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!

In other news, terrorists could use encrypted VOIP tunneled through Tor to defeat pretty much any snooping system out there unless you can control one end of the communication.

In fact, it pretty much always boils down to two options: you either catch the stupid terrorists, or you need to control one end of the communication channel, which means you have to have already identified one of the terrorists.

10:30 - Obama rally

Crewmannumber6: I'll say it. What's Twitter?

I think it's a kind of speaker for a car stereo...

8:45 read fark headline
8:47 read other funny ones
8:51 writing my own faux tweets
9:01 reading responses
10:34 sending new keyboard to ppl lol

the one headline i'd actually buy a t-shirt of and there is no link

Soon people who disagree w/the govt. will be
considered "terrorists.

NYZooMan: 10:30 - Obama rally

3/10. It was short, sweet, and to the point, but completely off target from the flavor of the thread.

NYZooMan: 10:30 - Obama rally

Winnar

Its a diversionary tactic. Everyone knows the terrorists use Diespace.com to communicate.

What_do_you_want_now: I demand to know how you get greenlights!

I'm guessing it's cash, fellatio, and the occasional Requiem for a Dream-style A2A, like all the others with greenlights!

/gave up years ago. Total Fark gave me ADD.

t3knomanser: NYZooMan: 10:30 - Obama rally

3/10. It was short, sweet, and to the point, but completely off target from the flavor of the thread.

I don't know, I thought that was funny.

Failwhale hates turrerusts, loves freedom.

twitter has been used to coordinate "attacks" before...

farkingatwork: However, this can be done without twitter. whooops!

Yes, but how will people find out about it?

\Gets most of his news from Twitter.
\\Gets most of his slashies from Fark.

farkingatwork: libbynomore2: Jokes aside, if they can figure out a way to use it, they will. The tag shouldn't be as dismissive as " Unlikely " it should really be " Obvious. "

Libby, are you retarded or trolling?

1/10 if trolling, 0/10 if retarded, average score: .5

Honestly, to think terrorists need to use twitter forgets that well, they don't. They seem to do just fine at their goals, without. The closest thing to some magical terrorism threat is using cell phones that are triggered by a message to trigger a plastic explosive in tandem/multiple locations. However, this can be done without twitter. whooops!

/who's knocking at my door cubicle? brb
//snickers

The military is particularly paranoid about new information/communication "systems" until they understand the dynamics of the system. The red team (OPFOR) was trying game out how twitter can be used, they didn't say that's what terrorist will be using. The Military is just trying to wrap its head around emerging technologies to see how they can be leveraged.

Some shiat may seem far fetched other stuff not so much. Take blogs for example. Lots of goodies in blogs: pictures of faces locations, equipment etc... and of course a lots of griping, pissing and moaning common amongst all soldiers from an E1 to 4 Star. All it is information information that can be used to vector social engineering attacks or real physical attacks etc...