AC/DC

That's insane.

Insane in the brain.

Axl Rose: "Who?"

B-Real, that relic from the 90's who last had a hit 15 years ago and nobody has heard from since. Oh wait, you fall into that category too.

Cypress has been around for over 20 years and are from LA. There is no way Axl hasnt heard of them subby.

"It's Guns N' Roses only in the sense of the name. It's not them."
He is 100% correct.

Need the fail tag for this one.

/Cypress Hill > Guns 'n Roses

InmanRoshi: B-Real, that relic from the 90's who last had a hit 15 years ago and nobody has heard from since. Oh wait, you fall into that category too.

Except Cypress still tours and puts on awesome shows for their fans, both old and new, who continue to pack clubs for them. Cypress is a fun group who has managed to stay together and fun for more than 20 years. Just because you arent paying attention doesnt mean nobody else is.

Here is something you can't understand,
Chinese Democracy, I just ain't a fan.

Gunny Highway: Cypress has been around for over 20 years and are from LA. There is no way Axl hasnt heard of them subby.

"It's Guns N' Roses only in the sense of the name. It's not them."
He is 100% correct.

Having heard the album, I can guarantee you it's not Guns n' Roses until you hear Axl singing, then you get a hint of how good it could've been with the original lineup.
Only song I like is "Better" and it's not even in a style similar to GnR.
The solo in I.R.S. is quite Slash-ish.

Still, he could've called it "Axl Rose - Chinese Democracy"

tfm_copycat: Having heard the album, I can guarantee you it's not Guns n' Roses until you hear Axl singing, then you get a hint of how good it could've been with the original lineup.
Only song I like is "Better" and it's not even in a style similar to GnR.
The solo in I.R.S. is quite Slash-ish.

Nice I will come back to this thread when I get the album. Which will probably be soon because I am getting curious.

I saw Cypress Hill at Lollapalooza. Good show. That said - Slash has actually been positive about this coming out, saying he digs it and is glad it's finally out. If he's willing to let the pass be the past, then what's B-Real care about it?

Bands I'm more annoyed about continuing under the same name:

Alice in Chains
Blind Melon

Your singer DIED. And Layne was NOT replaceable, way too unique of a voice.

Flagg99: Your singer DIED. And Layne was NOT replaceable, way too unique of a voice.

I think the same can be said about Shannon too.

Bondidude: Need the fail tag for this one.

/Cypress Hill > Guns 'n Roses

Yeah they are a bigger failure than GnR

Liked CH but they are even less relevant than GnR, at least axl could sell out arenas still, I dont think CH could sell out a 5k seat theater solo.

RodneyToady: Here is something you can't understand,
Chinese Democracy, I just ain't a fan.

Ouch, thats pretty lame.

I saw this guy playing paintball in Bellflower. He got fat and was wearing a shirt with his name on it.

steamingpile: axl could sell out arenas still

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA looks at the username next to the quote HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't know who the hell B-Real is, but I do know who Cyprus Hill is. I find them annoying.

So, it matters if you say:

(1) "B-Real says ....."
or:

(2) "B-Real (or farktard or asswipe or whatever) from Cyprus Hill says ...."

I can see why most people would say "who?" in response to (1). Less likely that Axl would say that in response to (2).

In any case, the Axl Rose bands, even as lackluster as it is, is better than Cyprus Hill.

Bhasayate: In any case, the Axl Rose bands, even as lackluster as it is, is better than Cyprus Hill

Bhasayate: In any case, the Axl Rose bands, even as lackluster as it is, is better than Cyprus Hill.

You are not a credible source because you stated you dont like CH in your first sentence. Thanks though.

I didn't like that track that much. I heard another track from the CD that I did like. I'll probably pick it up.

You two both are wrong because Cyprus Hill sucks donkey dick.

Most people know Cyprus Hill because they played "that annoying song" on a pringles commercial. You know, when they are all dancing then the music stops and then some tard whips out some pringles and then they save that day.

Hell, make me choose between Insane Clown Posse and Cyprus Hill, I might choose Cyprus Hill. But I'd rather listen to Right Said Fred than Cyprus Hill.

Bhasayate: Most people know Cyprus Hill because they played "that annoying song" on a pringles commercial. You know, when they are all dancing then the music stops and then some tard whips out some pringles and then they save that day.

I have not idea what you are talking about.

Bhasayate: You two both are wrong because Cyprus Hill sucks donkey dick.

Most people know Cyprus Hill because they played "that annoying song" on a pringles commercial. You know, when they are all dancing then the music stops and then some tard whips out some pringles and then they save that day.

Hell, make me choose between Insane Clown Posse and Cyprus Hill, I might choose Cyprus Hill. But I'd rather listen to Right Said Fred than Cyprus Hill.

As long as you're making shiat up, go hog wild. How about a goldfish left a lincoln log in your sock drawer?

/too obscure?

It's, Friday mornin, where the weed at?

Let me dip into my pocket for my fat weed sack

Cause I wanna get high like a plane

in the sky, with the indo cloud in my brain

Where the fark are my zig-zags and my lighters?

So I can roll it and set it on fire

Damn, I wish I had scissors cause the shiat is so sticky

that it's gettin on my farkin fingers

But it's smokeable, double tokeable

I got the one-hitter quitter bombay shiat that's tokeable

I wanna do a joint venture

Let me make sure there ain't no lump in the god damn center

Impregnated lookin joint, fark it

I can smoke it and I still get faded

oh my bad ...

mixed up one stupid band with another stupid band. Both bands made stupid songs that both have that goofy "eehweeee" sound in them, so it's easy to do. They each sampled some third thing perhaps.

jump around (new window)

insane in the membrane

pringles jump around

a = b = c = poop

SubBass49: As long as you're making shiat up, go hog wild. How about a goldfish left a lincoln log in your sock drawer?

/too obscure?

You might want to put down the bong eh

SubBass49: As long as you're making shiat up, go hog wild. How about a goldfish left a lincoln log in your sock drawer?

/too obscure?


It's the story of Jesus.

Damn Bleeblah: It's the story of Jesus.

Thank god SOMEONE got it.

Bhasayate - I suggest you take the five dried grams I taped under your seat and squeegee your third eye. You're missing out on life man.

MindlessStonedIndulgence: steamingpile: axl could sell out arenas still

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA looks at the username next to the quote HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Problem is that you are an idiot Axl sold out arenas in NY and NJ as recent as 2 years ago where CH couldnt sell out a small theater now.

Bhasayate: oh my bad ...

mixed up one stupid band with another stupid band. Both bands made stupid songs that both have that goofy "eehweeee" sound in them, so it's easy to do. They each sampled some third thing perhaps.

jump around (new window)

insane in the membrane

pringles jump around

a = b = c = poop

its CYPRESS (unless you are being sarcastic) and frankly B-real is pretty good lyricist. He has constantly put out albums (how many years did Axl take?) and some of them were pretty decent.as a response:
1) DJ Muggs is the cypress hill dj and producer.
2) House of Pain is not cypress hill. DJ muggs merely produced
it. Overall he was not satisfied with their work. They
basically took the Cypress Hill sound.
3) DJ Muggs and the Cypress Hill crew are accomplished artists in their own right.
4) B-Real said it straight up: it ain't GNR. its basically Axl Rose.

Appetite is a great farking record.

GNR Lies wasn't to bad either.

Used to love her... But I had to kill her...

Damn, what the hell happened? Somehow we went from Used to Love Her and One in a Million to November Rain and Don't Cry.

In case anyone cares, here's my input:

Saw both Cypress and GnR recently, the Cypress show was 100 times better. GnR was ok, but had no where near the energy and fun of the Cypress show.

/either way, what does B-Real's opinion really matter?
//or mine....

Bhasayate: oh my bad ...

mixed up one stupid band with another stupid band. Both bands made stupid songs that both have that goofy "eehweeee" sound in them, so it's easy to do. They each sampled some third thing perhaps.

jump around (new window)

insane in the membrane

pringles jump around

a = b = c = poop

Im thinking just a stupid, misinformed person mixed it up. Axl and B-Real think you suck too.

Yeah but B-Real banged Carmen Electra.

/step off the real estate

steamingpile: MindlessStonedIndulgence: steamingpile: axl could sell out arenas still

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA looks at the username next to the quote HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Problem is that you are an idiot Axl sold out arenas in NY and NJ as recent as 2 years ago where CH couldnt sell out a small theater now.

Fifty million screaming fans may never be wrong, but that doesn't change the fact that those fifty million screaming fans are farking morans.

Flagg99: I saw Cypress Hill at Lollapalooza. Good show. That said - Slash has actually been positive about this coming out, saying he digs it and is glad it's finally out. If he's willing to let the pass be the past, then what's B-Real care about it?

Bands I'm more annoyed about continuing under the same name:

Alice in Chains
Blind Melon

Your singer DIED. And Layne was NOT replaceable, way too unique of a voice.

this. this. THIS.

I love all the stuff that was leaked like two years ago, but when I saw the "official" music video (linked from Fark) for Chinese Democracy I thought Axl sounded like Billy Corgan on compressed air computer duster. And that little guitar tag in the second line of the song sounds really cheesy too.

I don't know. Maybe he should go back to the studio and tweak it out for a couple more decades.

Actually, Blind Melon is 4/5 of the original band. Also, saw them live recently , tho not AS good as Shannon- the new singer, Travis IS quite good.

GNR is 1/5 of the original band. Its no more GNR than Plant's latest cd is Led Zep.

OH wow... This is the thread that just wont die.

I had a thought.

A case can be made for saying that as long as the primary song writer is in charge of things, the band is "real" even if all or most of the other bandmembers aren't there.

Cases in point:

Robert Smith is the only constant member of the Cure, but all songs have been "real."

Prince has had God only know how many versions of his bands, but it's all Prince stuff. It's not like any of that stuff isn't "really Prince music"

Anyway, I'm find with calling GNR the Axl Rose band. Why? Well, Izzy and Slash et al, had a lot to do with the songwriting, enough to overshadow the fact that Axl was the primary writer.

Still, without Axl, you just coudln't plossibly have GNR. Heck, Velvet Revolver is not even close to GNR, and they got like 3 of the same cats in it.

And I don't think people give Axl enough credit -- he certainly knew how to bring out the best in Slash, for example. He "played" the band, and in doing so was sort of like a conductor, orchestrator. I don't think the new GNR sounds like an altogether other band, so, therefore, I think it's OK to call it GNR, too.

I still call Cypress Hill bantha poodoo, though. That stuff wasn't all that good back in the day, and it's not gonna be around much longer as anything but a footnote (or poopstain). But GNR, like them or love them, they sure made a HUGE impact on, well, all of music ever and ever.

B-Real dissin on Axl is sort of like Soulja boy dissin on Ice T. SORT OF. But, yeah, that's a decent analogy.