If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Fark SearchWeb Fark

         more options... Create account

(Daily Mail) Stupid Guy Richie: "Um, you need to give me WAY more $ than that." In related news, Madonna's lawyer is the same one who represented McCartney in his divorce. And $ we $ know $ how $ well $ THAT $ worked $ out $ for $ Paul $$$$$$   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 25
More: Stupid  

25 Comments   (+0 »)


Archived thread
 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2008-10-28 09:30:20 AM  
Guy is an asshat.

 
leftymcrighty 2008-10-28 10:47:55 AM  
There ought to be a cap for how much money you can get off your rich spouse. Seriously... this is BS

/drta

 
abigsmurf 2008-10-28 10:51:31 AM  
Given how guys get screwed day in, day out in divorce courts I saw go for it!

Madonna was to blame for making Richie do Swept away so in my book she deserves it.

 
ReginaFelangi 2008-10-28 11:00:05 AM  
Is that an Obama shirt Lourdes is wearing?

 
olapbill 2008-10-28 11:14:27 AM  
leftymcrighty: There ought to be a cap for how much money you can get off your rich spouse. Seriously... this is BS

/drta


It is.
You got your snow tires on? potentially a foot of snow hitting us tonight dude....
Ok, a little off topic I guess

 
soakitincider 2008-10-28 11:15:49 AM  
mustachio'd women

 
usttsdw 2008-10-28 11:21:36 AM  
leftymcrighty: There ought to be a cap for how much money you can get off your rich spouse. Seriously... this is BS

/drta


Pre-Nup

 
laterthanyou 2008-10-28 11:28:28 AM  
Isn't he rich enough that the money isn't important? I think he's holding out for his kids... Face it, he's way more down to earth than Madonna. She's trying to buy the kids off of him... I love Madonna's songs in the 80's and I think most of guy's movies are shiat. but, I'm siding with him on this one. The kids need to live in reality not the bubble that Madonna will surely create.

 
leftymcrighty 2008-10-28 11:33:47 AM  
olapbill: You got your snow tires on? potentially a foot of snow hitting us tonight dude....

I don't have the money for snow tires, but I don't need 'em, I'm an AWESOME driver

/threadjack over, sorry gang :P

 
bethica 2008-10-28 11:40:43 AM  
laterthanyou: Isn't he rich enough that the money isn't important? I think he's holding out for his kids... Face it, he's way more down to earth than Madonna. She's trying to buy the kids off of him... I love Madonna's songs in the 80's and I think most of guy's movies are shiat. but, I'm siding with him on this one. The kids need to live in reality not the bubble that Madonna will surely create.

This. The guy's (heh) worth what, $30 million? You'd think having the kids live near him would be worth more than the extra bucks Madonna is throwing around.

Then again, it's a celebrity divorce. Who the ef knows?

 
Ashtrey 2008-10-28 11:43:30 AM  
leftymcrighty: olapbill: You got your snow tires on? potentially a foot of snow hitting us tonight dude....

I don't have the money for snow tires, but I don't need 'em, I'm an AWESOME driver

/threadjack over, sorry gang :P


Oh no it's not! I don't need snow tires, I live in Georgia. Which means I don't leave the house for 2 days if it snows.

 
DeaH 2008-10-28 12:34:19 PM  
Actually, that lawyer did pretty well for Sir Paul when you consider that the old goat married without a pre-nup and H. Mills was entitled to half (by law, not by what's right.)

 
krysbabe [TotalFark] 2008-10-28 12:45:54 PM  
xanadian: Guy is an asshat.

no screw Madonna for trying to buy their kids...

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2008-10-28 01:05:09 PM  
She is trying to buy the kids, but he might as well take the offer, because, guess what, she's going to get them anyway.

Not necessarily because she's female, but because only one of those kids is biologically his. And courts usually don't like to split siblings up, until they're old enough to say for themselves where they want to go.

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2008-10-28 01:06:51 PM  
laterthanyou: Isn't he rich enough that the money isn't important? I think he's holding out for his kids... Face it, he's way more down to earth than Madonna. She's trying to buy the kids off of him... I love Madonna's songs in the 80's and I think most of guy's movies are shiat. but, I'm siding with him on this one. The kids need to live in reality not the bubble that Madonna will surely create.

The article flat out said she upped what she wanted to spend to basically buy the kids from him. He's not some poor ass personal trainer like the oldest one's dad. He's not tempted by money like that. She should be ashamed for trying to buy her children from their father.

i hope he puts the screws to her. My ex is the biggest farking asshole on the planet but I've never kept him from seeing the kids when he wants to.

 
Gig103 [TotalFark] 2008-10-28 01:13:15 PM  
laterthanyou: I think he's holding out for his kids

You mean Teen Wolf?

img.photobucket.com

 
mrsirjojo 2008-10-28 01:24:24 PM  
Not necessarily because she's female, but because only one of those kids is biologically his. And courts usually don't like to split siblings up, until they're old enough to say for themselves where they want to go.

Funny how the courts make men pay for kids that aren't theirs, but rarely give them custody because, hey, not your kid!

 
GungFu 2008-10-28 01:36:43 PM  
Gig103: You mean Teen Wolf?


That's Moth Girl, sir. Don't be so insensitive.

Actually HIS kid would be Rocco, and maybe that black baby Madonna bought from a village in Africa.

 
OldManDownDRoad 2008-10-28 03:18:06 PM  
GungFu: Actually HIS kid would be Rocco, and maybe that black baby Madonna bought from a village in Africa.

Given her legal residence in the UK, did she have to pay VAT on that?

 
MoonTheLoon 2008-10-28 03:47:47 PM  
She's just reminding him that he was nothing more than a sperm donor. I mean, come on, you gotta put those suckas in their place, amirite?

 
trueaustinite 2008-10-28 04:05:24 PM  
So the fact that Paul McCartney didn't get to say "fark off biatch you get nothing" means his lawyer wasn't very good?

Sorry, Submitter. You just fail at life.

 
Badgers 2008-10-28 05:57:14 PM  
Don't call me guy, buddy!

/Canada wants more money, too.

 
The Power of Positive Drinking 2008-10-28 06:18:43 PM  
I hope Richie at least gets custody of his balls back.

 
gadian [TotalFark] 2008-10-28 09:47:55 PM  
The Power of Positive Drinking: I hope Richie at least gets custody of his balls back.

Nope, sorry, those stay in the jar. That WAS specifically labeled in the prenup. They can be visited twice every summer and every other Passover.

 
Shenanigans! 2008-10-28 11:14:04 PM  
Sorry subby, the stumpskank walked away with a very small fraction of Paul's net worth (yeah, he's THAT wealthy), so his association with this particular lawyer was quite beneficial for him.

The fact that Stumpy was a raving lunatic in court only helped to weaken her case further I'm sure. Somehow I don't see Guy Ritchie having a meltdown like that, but you never know, it's still early in the game, and Madonna is good at pissing people off.

 
Displayed 25 of 25 comments


[Continue Farking]