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(Livenews) Obvious James Blunt promises 18-year-old girl he will help her "singing career". Guess what really happened?   (livenews.com.au) divider line 62
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Dupa [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 08:00:51 PM  
He put it to her Bluntly?

 
Kublai Khan [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 08:06:40 PM  
Musicians have sex with groupies?

There's only one man who can break this story...

i61.photobucket.com

 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 08:10:47 PM  
He fixes the cable?

 
Fark It [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 08:10:49 PM  
He fixes the cable?

 
monty666 [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 08:15:00 PM  
Who fixes the cable?

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 08:16:56 PM  
He drove over Lionel Ritchie with a tank?

/he knows how to drive one

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2008-10-26 08:23:08 PM  
He told her that her life is brillian..........
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Her life is brilliant.

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 08:35:14 PM  
Was cable fixing involved?

 
Funsucker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-26 08:40:16 PM  
Sounds like the only reason she is getting press is because of Blunt...so from a certain perspective he kept his promise.

 
awfulperson [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 08:55:08 PM  
Dupa: He put it to her Bluntly?

Won in one.

 
justafarkingchef 2008-10-26 09:05:15 PM  
She got to sing into the organic microphone?

 
Di Atribe [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 09:14:09 PM  
I'm sure some 18 year old looking for publicity couldn't possibly make something like this up.

 
CravenMorehead 2008-10-26 09:16:24 PM  
She got the blunt end of his stick?

 
vegasj 2008-10-26 09:19:47 PM  
....and yet girls still fall for it.

 
Dallymo [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 09:21:45 PM  
justafarkingchef: She got to sing into the organic microphone?

Pretty technical terminology. We just call it the bone-a-phone.

/hello?
//it's for you!

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 09:33:31 PM  
She said she liked puffing on a good Blunt with her music.

 
imbrial [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 09:40:56 PM  
he asked her if he could borrow a feeling?

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 09:44:07 PM  
She learned that men will lie in order to have sex with you?

 
Godzilla [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 09:48:44 PM  
That's beautiful.

 
Fark It [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 10:00:39 PM  
WaltzingMathilda: He fixes the cable?

Two goddamn seconds

 
Hal Jalykakik [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-26 10:39:09 PM  
Was there a game of hide the salami involved?

 
djmaverick 2008-10-26 11:05:32 PM  
Rich biatch from Sydney gets free trips round the world and parties in Ibiza. Surprised when dumped by rock star on drugs, sells story for thousands. Where'd them violins go?

 
Gecko Gingrich [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 11:11:54 PM  
"I don't think it's right people are going and buying his CDs and they think they can relate to him..."

I can relate to the him described in the article...well, I'd like to anyway.

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 11:14:49 PM  
Chariset: She learned that men will lie in order to have sex with you?

she learned that women are stupid and believe the lies that men tell.

there fixed that for you

 
SharkTrager 2008-10-26 11:30:13 PM  
UNC_Samurai: He drove over Lionel Ritchie with a tank?

/he knows how to drive one


I'll kill the farker if he did.

There goes my plans for next Thursday.

 
I Like Bread 2008-10-26 11:31:36 PM  
FTA
Costello says her story comes in the spirit of truth - believing that Blunt's sensitive, soft, rock star persona is completely at odds with her alleged experience with his real, womanizing, drug taking actions.

"I just want people to know exactly what type of person he is," she said.

"I don't think it's right people are going and buying his CDs and they think they can relate to him . . . but really, everything he says in his songs is bullshiat."


That's important to know. I think... I actually respect him more now.

 
kona [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 11:46:19 PM  
Dupa
He put it to her Bluntly?



Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding
By knockout in the first round.....
We have a WINNA!

 
ragnarqk 2008-10-27 12:23:03 AM  
I Like Bread: FTA
Costello says her story comes in the spirit of truth - believing that Blunt's sensitive, soft, rock star persona is completely at odds with her alleged experience with his real, womanizing, drug taking actions.

"I just want people to know exactly what type of person he is," she said.

"I don't think it's right people are going and buying his CDs and they think they can relate to him . . . but really, everything he says in his songs is bullshiat."

That's important to know. I think... I actually respect him more now.


Agreed. It may be possible that James Blunt is a badass in disguise.

 
Captain_Cadaver 2008-10-27 12:24:14 AM  
UNC_Samurai
"He drove over Lionel Ritchie with a tank?"


upload.wikimedia.org

Deathtongue FTW

---The Dead Guy

 
blivitdave 2008-10-27 12:28:21 AM  
I hope he never gets another stitch of 'tang.

 
noheadphones 2008-10-27 12:46:51 AM  
UNC_Samurai: He drove over Lionel Ritchie with a tank?

/he knows how to drive one


Ha! I got that one


//ack!

 
down4afall 2008-10-27 01:03:35 AM  
Was it really necessary to paste the picture in to her hand?

www.livenews.com.au

Also, why broadcast to the world that you're a slut? It's not like that's going to help you with record execut...wait a minute...

 
berniex [TotalFark] 2008-10-27 01:03:49 AM  
Don't forget that STD test, sweetie.

 
csi_yellowknife 2008-10-27 01:07:36 AM  
Wide-eyed Melbournite Kate Costello says she floated into a drug fuelled world of betrayal and teenage groupie grooming with Blunt, when she met him at a Sydney concert last year - at the tender age of 18.


Forgive me if I think 18 isn't a "tender" age. You're an adult, a young one to be sure and prone to dumb mistakes, but an adult nonetheless. Rock stars, even ones who act like Alan Alda, will lie to you to get you to sleep with them. You should have figured this out at 13 -- all of those boys who know 3 chords and play then incessantly with a whiny voice at 14 figured it out.

Still, if it's true he's a douche, and she's got a right to be pissed.

 
galactus5000 2008-10-27 01:40:55 AM  
She realised he sucks and went to slut it up with the Pussycat Dolls?

 
thistime 2008-10-27 02:08:33 AM  
from the article "Costello claimed Blunt 'sealed the deal' when his silver lips went into overdrive - talking about production deals and the possibility of getting her to sing on his new album"

sounds like she was a whore and was motivated by her self interests. whore

 
incircles 2008-10-27 05:10:36 AM  
I can't imagine ketamine being particularly compatible with groupie sex.

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-10-27 06:11:28 AM  
At least this pussy rocker is actually livin the rockstar life.

 
cabritosaurio 2008-10-27 06:41:17 AM  
SharkTrager: UNC_Samurai: He drove over Lionel Ritchie with a tank?

/he knows how to drive one

I'll kill the farker if he did.

There goes my plans for next Thursday.


From the "Closeted Badasses: 6 Famous Wusses That Would Own You" article:

"Who Is This Wuss?
James Blunt is the helium-voiced, Jagger-lipped balladeer who burst onto the scene in 2005 with your mom's favorite song, "You're Beautiful." Once his career took off, Blunt could be found every time you turned on your farking radio or television, including on such rawk-ready shows as Oprah and Sesame Street, where he sang a reworked version of "You're Beautiful" called "Triangles." Jesus tapdancing Christ.

According to our friend Wikipedia, "You're Beautiful" received massive airplay in the U.K., which helped propel Blunt's debut album, Back To Bedlam, to No. 1 on the U.K. albums chart. This helped unseat Coldplay's X&Y from the pole position, a fact we only mention because those last few words manage to make James Blunt and Coldplay sound even gayer. In short, James Blunt is the kind of guy you'd probably like to punch clean in the face. If he walked into the room, the only thing stopping you would probably be a sense of pity, and possibly the fear of doing some sort of lasting damage to his delicate, child-like frame.

Why He Owns You:
Have you ever driven a tank? James Blunt has. Before launching a career in leprechaun troubadourism, James Blunt served as a captain in the British Army. Granted, it's the British Army, but you can bet your ass that the training required to make captain involves learning several techniques that would see to it that he could whoop your ass six ways to Sunday before you land a single womanly slap.

To make matters worse (for you), during the war in Kosovo Blunt was put in charge of leading 30,000 troops into the Kosovan capital. So not only could he fark you up proper, he's the type of dude that people put in charge of ordering around tens of thousands of other men fully capable of doing the same. It should go without saying he leaves a trail of vanquished supermodels in his wake wherever he goes."



I truly hate (envy?) the guy.

 
Malachilenomade 2008-10-27 06:53:30 AM  
i264.photobucket.com

At least he's not stupid... she's pretty cute.

 
abigsmurf 2008-10-27 07:17:34 AM  
cabritosaurio: Granted, it's the British Army, but you can bet your ass that the training required to make captain involves learning several techniques that would see to it that he could whoop your ass six ways to Sunday before you land a single womanly slap.

Yeah the British army is well known for it's light, easy training. Those SAS people are a bunch of softies really!

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2008-10-27 07:38:31 AM  
cabritosaurio:
Why He Owns You:
Have you ever driven a tank? James Blunt has. Before launching a career in leprechaun troubadourism


'Leprechaun Troubadourism' is a great name for a band. Well,
Leprechaun Troubadors would be.

/This made me laugh
//Not proud that he actually bought the Blunt album for his wife

 
Pxtl 2008-10-27 08:34:49 AM  
I'd believe it. Nobody who sings crap like that can be anything other than a cynical, sneaky bastard.

 
unfarkingbelievable 2008-10-27 09:00:40 AM  
He's a jerk. Nothing beautiful in this story -- except if this young lass does go on to get a record deal anyway on her own and becomes an international music star in her own right.

 
chumleyuo 2008-10-27 09:09:02 AM  
Apparently the girl in the article failed to read Fark at her tender age. She could have been warned. (pops)

 
PYROY 2008-10-27 10:50:42 AM  
He would go to sleep smashed and wake up and have a few hours before he got smashed again

And?

 
dletter [TotalFark] 2008-10-27 10:51:34 AM  
at the tender age of 18.

Usually, women that have to be described as being "at the tender age of 18", have not been very tender for awhile.

 
bostonowns 2008-10-27 11:05:59 AM  
this guy lives the life!

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-10-27 11:29:43 AM  

 
Farkomatic 2008-10-27 12:03:18 PM  
You're beautiful...
You're beauitful...
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When you're smoking my pole

 
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