He put it to her Bluntly?

Musicians have sex with groupies?

There's only one man who can break this story...

He fixes the cable?

He fixes the cable?

Who fixes the cable?

He drove over Lionel Ritchie with a tank?

/he knows how to drive one

He told her that her life is brillian..........
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Her life is brilliant.

Was cable fixing involved?

Sounds like the only reason she is getting press is because of Blunt...so from a certain perspective he kept his promise.

Dupa: He put it to her Bluntly?

Won in one.

She got to sing into the organic microphone?

I'm sure some 18 year old looking for publicity couldn't possibly make something like this up.

She got the blunt end of his stick?

....and yet girls still fall for it.

justafarkingchef: She got to sing into the organic microphone?

Pretty technical terminology. We just call it the bone-a-phone.

/hello?
//it's for you!

She said she liked puffing on a good Blunt with her music.

he asked her if he could borrow a feeling?

She learned that men will lie in order to have sex with you?

That's beautiful.

WaltzingMathilda: He fixes the cable?

Two goddamn seconds

Was there a game of hide the salami involved?

Rich biatch from Sydney gets free trips round the world and parties in Ibiza. Surprised when dumped by rock star on drugs, sells story for thousands. Where'd them violins go?

"I don't think it's right people are going and buying his CDs and they think they can relate to him..."

I can relate to the him described in the article...well, I'd like to anyway.

Chariset: She learned that men will lie in order to have sex with you?

she learned that women are stupid and believe the lies that men tell.

there fixed that for you

UNC_Samurai: He drove over Lionel Ritchie with a tank?

/he knows how to drive one

I'll kill the farker if he did.

There goes my plans for next Thursday.

FTA
Costello says her story comes in the spirit of truth - believing that Blunt's sensitive, soft, rock star persona is completely at odds with her alleged experience with his real, womanizing, drug taking actions.

"I just want people to know exactly what type of person he is," she said.

"I don't think it's right people are going and buying his CDs and they think they can relate to him . . . but really, everything he says in his songs is bullshiat."

That's important to know. I think... I actually respect him more now.

Dupa
He put it to her Bluntly?


Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding
By knockout in the first round.....
We have a WINNA!

I Like Bread: FTA
Costello says her story comes in the spirit of truth - believing that Blunt's sensitive, soft, rock star persona is completely at odds with her alleged experience with his real, womanizing, drug taking actions.

"I just want people to know exactly what type of person he is," she said.

"I don't think it's right people are going and buying his CDs and they think they can relate to him . . . but really, everything he says in his songs is bullshiat."

That's important to know. I think... I actually respect him more now.

Agreed. It may be possible that James Blunt is a badass in disguise.

UNC_Samurai
"He drove over Lionel Ritchie with a tank?"




Deathtongue FTW

---The Dead Guy

I hope he never gets another stitch of 'tang.

UNC_Samurai: He drove over Lionel Ritchie with a tank?

/he knows how to drive one

Ha! I got that one


//ack!

Was it really necessary to paste the picture in to her hand?



Also, why broadcast to the world that you're a slut? It's not like that's going to help you with record execut...wait a minute...

Don't forget that STD test, sweetie.

Wide-eyed Melbournite Kate Costello says she floated into a drug fuelled world of betrayal and teenage groupie grooming with Blunt, when she met him at a Sydney concert last year - at the tender age of 18.

Forgive me if I think 18 isn't a "tender" age. You're an adult, a young one to be sure and prone to dumb mistakes, but an adult nonetheless. Rock stars, even ones who act like Alan Alda, will lie to you to get you to sleep with them. You should have figured this out at 13 -- all of those boys who know 3 chords and play then incessantly with a whiny voice at 14 figured it out.

Still, if it's true he's a douche, and she's got a right to be pissed.

She realised he sucks and went to slut it up with the Pussycat Dolls?

from the article "Costello claimed Blunt 'sealed the deal' when his silver lips went into overdrive - talking about production deals and the possibility of getting her to sing on his new album"

sounds like she was a whore and was motivated by her self interests. whore

I can't imagine ketamine being particularly compatible with groupie sex.

At least this pussy rocker is actually livin the rockstar life.

SharkTrager: UNC_Samurai: He drove over Lionel Ritchie with a tank?

/he knows how to drive one

I'll kill the farker if he did.

There goes my plans for next Thursday.

From the "Closeted Badasses: 6 Famous Wusses That Would Own You" article:

"Who Is This Wuss?
James Blunt is the helium-voiced, Jagger-lipped balladeer who burst onto the scene in 2005 with your mom's favorite song, "You're Beautiful." Once his career took off, Blunt could be found every time you turned on your farking radio or television, including on such rawk-ready shows as Oprah and Sesame Street, where he sang a reworked version of "You're Beautiful" called "Triangles." Jesus tapdancing Christ.

According to our friend Wikipedia, "You're Beautiful" received massive airplay in the U.K., which helped propel Blunt's debut album, Back To Bedlam, to No. 1 on the U.K. albums chart. This helped unseat Coldplay's X&Y from the pole position, a fact we only mention because those last few words manage to make James Blunt and Coldplay sound even gayer. In short, James Blunt is the kind of guy you'd probably like to punch clean in the face. If he walked into the room, the only thing stopping you would probably be a sense of pity, and possibly the fear of doing some sort of lasting damage to his delicate, child-like frame.

Why He Owns You:
Have you ever driven a tank? James Blunt has. Before launching a career in leprechaun troubadourism, James Blunt served as a captain in the British Army. Granted, it's the British Army, but you can bet your ass that the training required to make captain involves learning several techniques that would see to it that he could whoop your ass six ways to Sunday before you land a single womanly slap.

To make matters worse (for you), during the war in Kosovo Blunt was put in charge of leading 30,000 troops into the Kosovan capital. So not only could he fark you up proper, he's the type of dude that people put in charge of ordering around tens of thousands of other men fully capable of doing the same. It should go without saying he leaves a trail of vanquished supermodels in his wake wherever he goes."


I truly hate (envy?) the guy.

At least he's not stupid... she's pretty cute.

cabritosaurio: Granted, it's the British Army, but you can bet your ass that the training required to make captain involves learning several techniques that would see to it that he could whoop your ass six ways to Sunday before you land a single womanly slap.

Yeah the British army is well known for it's light, easy training. Those SAS people are a bunch of softies really!

cabritosaurio:
Why He Owns You:
Have you ever driven a tank? James Blunt has. Before launching a career in leprechaun troubadourism

'Leprechaun Troubadourism' is a great name for a band. Well,
Leprechaun Troubadors would be.

/This made me laugh
//Not proud that he actually bought the Blunt album for his wife

I'd believe it. Nobody who sings crap like that can be anything other than a cynical, sneaky bastard.

He's a jerk. Nothing beautiful in this story -- except if this young lass does go on to get a record deal anyway on her own and becomes an international music star in her own right.

Apparently the girl in the article failed to read Fark at her tender age. She could have been warned. (pops)

He would go to sleep smashed and wake up and have a few hours before he got smashed again

And?

at the tender age of 18.

Usually, women that have to be described as being "at the tender age of 18", have not been very tender for awhile.

this guy lives the life!

Obligatory.

You're beautiful...
You're beauitful...
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When you're smoking my pole