Because she is in Penthouse, and you are in Basement.

OK. I laughed out loud when I saw her "breasts".

St_Francis_P: OK. I laughed out loud when I saw her "breasts".

Those are no laughing matter

More like a stylized representation of the concept of "breasts".

Yesdog: More like a stylized representation of the concept of "breasts".

Yes. Like the true concept of breasts had been lost in a post-apocalyptic world, and these are what are left.

They remind me of silly putty for some reason.

But you have to admit, that's a nice cooch. Looks like low mileage, too.

[insert picture of fish with bug-eyes

yeah, quite the fun nipple placement in those

DarkJohnson: But you have to admit, that's a nice cooch. Looks like low mileage, too.

She probably had it refurbished.

The vacant stare kinda kills it for me. She's totally mouth breathing through the entire set.