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(NME) Cool Kid Rock creates scholarship for music students. To teach kids how to appropriate yourself with other people's material, help them find words rhyming with "Jagermeister" and when in doubt, put a midget on stage   (nme.com) divider line 21
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zooter [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 12:50:22 PM  
No class, subby.

(Pours out a 40 for Joe C)

 
Bob Balaban 2008-10-26 01:02:15 PM  
I wonder if he will make them all learn that crappy song he does for the National Guard now.

Link (new window)

 
QueenOfHearts [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 01:16:29 PM  
Will he also teach them how to make mash up songs with two tracks that sound almost exactly alike??

/And will he do it all summer long?

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 01:19:50 PM  
radgeek.com

Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.

 
Joelogon [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 01:59:33 PM  
QueenOfHearts: Will he also teach them how to make mash up songs with two tracks that sound almost exactly alike??

/And will he do it all summer long?


Don't forget self-rhyming "things" with "things."

/And distracting people by adding stripper poles to everything.

 
wiredroach 2008-10-26 02:06:01 PM  
"Appropriate yourself with other people's..."

Uh, what? That sentence breaks the space-time continuum.

 
Mobkey [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 02:07:37 PM  
wiredroach: "Appropriate yourself with other people's..."

Uh, what? That sentence breaks the space-time continuum.


"5. to take without permission or consent; seize; expropriate: He appropriated the trust funds for himself."

 
Mobkey [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 02:08:29 PM  
Wait... yeah the sentence is still odd.

 
wiredroach 2008-10-26 02:42:01 PM  
Mobkey: "5. to take without permission or consent; seize; expropriate: He appropriated the trust funds for himself."

Right. In which case it should have read "appropriate other people's ..."

Is "appropriate yourself with" sorta like "break yourself, fool" or what?

 
rudemix 2008-10-26 03:23:19 PM  
I didn't come for the Governor Menaleaus 'Pappy' O'Daniel reference...but it made me chortle!

 
sullyman 2008-10-26 04:08:59 PM  
He wasn't just a midget. He was 3 foot nine with a ten foot dick.

 
Gunny Highway 2008-10-26 04:53:11 PM  
I dont really like his music but Kid Rock is the man. Always thought he was a good celebrity.

 
self destruction 2008-10-26 05:04:30 PM  
kid rock really is the man, something happened. there was the old kid rock (loved his music) but basically he was a white-trashier eminem. and now, there's this chart busting visionary doing really interesting and cool things (though I do think the new music is a bit middle of the road).

 
filth [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 06:02:58 PM  
My mom caught me appropriating myself.

 
nickxero 2008-10-26 09:35:29 PM  
Can't hate that effing ass clown enough.

 
nickxero 2008-10-26 09:38:48 PM  
self destruction: kid rock really is the man, something happened. there was the old kid rock (loved his music) but basically he was a white-trashier eminem. and now, there's this chart busting visionary doing really interesting and cool things (though I do think the new music is a bit middle of the road).

You realise you don't actually like music, right?

 
The Laughing Kookaburra 2008-10-27 09:15:00 AM  
i469.photobucket.com

 
thelocaldrunk 2008-10-27 04:03:37 PM  
i just saw that national guard thing and am very disappointed. he re-wrote his song 'jackson, mississippi' and turned it into that? way to ruin your best song, bud
yes, im a huge kid rock fan.
'jackson, mississippi' is an awesome song

 
radioman_ 2008-10-27 11:20:48 PM  
Joe C was not a midget. He was a very sick guy who made the most of his brief time here. To Joe C.

 
havesometea 2008-10-28 10:34:19 AM  
I had to restrain myself from laughing out loud at that headline since my boss is in my office.

A++ would read again.

 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark] 2008-10-29 09:01:30 AM  
nickxero:
You realise you don't actually like music, right?


Of course he doesn't...because he disagrees with you, right?

/hates me some music snobs.

 
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