Can I get this on a shirt?


/ not submitter

daywin: Can I get this on a shirt?


/ not submitter

Evidently you can.

/ not submitter either.

Is someone gonna ask about t-shirts?

/had to
//not submitter

There's a store a few blocks away from me that sells beefy tees for $2 each. But without the clever sayings. Must be why they're so cheap.

Pope George Ringo: There's a store a few blocks away from me that sells beefy tees for $2 each. But without the clever sayings. Must be why they're so cheap.

Where are the witty sayings at?

/hasn't seen any yet

Basically, never spend a dime until you retire.

Wow, truly amazing tips here. Ric Romero style life improvement advice.

I need new underwear. Any ideas?

Baaahhhhston, there are few homers like you. Awesome profile!

You too can be a millionaire and NEVER pay TAXES!

First: Get a million dollars.

Next: Don't pay your taxes.

T-shirt schemes are mentioned in the tenth step.

Carving Obama's face on a pumpkin surprisingly absent.

If you each send me $1,000, I'll share with you my secrets of getting rich.

uvmfarker: What a retarded cartoon, who draws this?

Wow all that was missing from this list were the 80s buzz words like "synergize outside the box".

WRONG!!!!

The key is to invest every penny in lottery tickets...You either die a Multi-millionaire or on state aid..either way...never have to work and you never have to worry about bills...


/Come on power ball..daddy wants a Lambo!!!!

Quantum Apostrophe: uvmfarker: What a retarded cartoon, who draws this?

Retards
/Obvious tag goes here

No mention of avoiding women and obligorhood. Figures.

Well done, subby.

I might order that shirt if it were a little cheaper.

Buy coke, cut it, slang that shiat for a profit. Buy more coke with your profits, cut it, resell that shiat. Continue until you're a millionaire and/or are having a gun battle from behind a mountain of coke.

1. don't have kids
2. don't get married
3. if you must do #2 see #1

Well HE'S screwed.


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/57/170800031_d91a127bb8.jpg?v=0

I'd rather retire dead and penniless in a ditch, with this headline on a t-shirt than rich in two bedroom-ranch furnished with things bought from Ikea

uvmfarker - FTFY

ultraholland

Push it to the limit, liiiiiiimmmmmiiiiitttt!

shower_in_my_socks: uvmfarker - FTFY

Silly Obama, you can't tax people who make more than 600k a year. They don't pay taxes anyway...

Slamguy: Well HE'S screwed.

Now if he'd have act actually provided sound advice.. like cash out all your stock 30 days ago, put it in a 12 or 13 month CD, then re-invest, he might have an article worth reading.

Right now? His words are of less value then the mumble words a one year old makes...

"Get-rich-quick" schemes are usually just that - schemes.

so, erm... systematic plans to achieve something? How did whoever wrote this get a basic English qualification, let alone a job as a journaist?

is making sure the age/looks discrepancy between you & your potential wife doesn't resemble this picture on the list?

ultraholland: Buy coke, cut it, slang that shiat for a profit. Buy more coke with your profits, cut it, resell that shiat. Continue until you're a millionaire and/or are having a gun battle from behind a mountain of coke.

furiously writing this down....

Each of you send me $19.95 and I'll have you wearing gold plated diapers!

Is a million dollars worth bothering with? Isn't five million the mark now?

Unless you are very old, shouldn't a million be very much a standard amount to have when you retire - factoring in inflation, longer lifespans, economic growth, and ignoring any risk of total apocalypse (financial or literal), etc.

vanhalenfan32: is making sure the age/looks discrepancy between you & your potential wife doesn't resemble this picture on the list?

I think you only achieve this after you make millionaire...

shower_in_my_socks: uvmfarker - FTFY

Except he voted in favor of a bill to raise taxes by up to 7% on homes with less than $40k a year of income just before taking his little show on the electoral road.

shower_in_my_socks: uvmfarker - FTFY

You forgot the part where the debt magically disappears for no reason!

/seriously, neither McCain nor Obama will get a tax cut through when the gov't is already so far in the red.

shower_in_my_socks: uvmfarker - FTFY

Osama himself said the "rich" made 250k+, not 600k.

Is becoming a TV preacher on the list?

1. Set the Goal. I.e., plan to save.
2. Start Saving. I.e., save.
3. Get Aggressive. I.e., save aggressively.
4. Prepare for Rainy Days. I.e., save.
5. Save More. I.e., save more.
6. Watch Your Spending. I.e., save.
7. Monitor Your Portfolio. I.e., make sure you're saving.
8. Max Out Your Options. I.e., save as much as you can.
9. Catch-Up Contributions. I.e., save extra when you're old.
10. Have Patience. I.e., save.

Got that?

Nakito: 1. Set the Goal. I.e., plan to save.
2. Start Saving. I.e., save.
3. Get Aggressive. I.e., save aggressively.
4. Prepare for Rainy Days. I.e., save.
5. Save More. I.e., save more.
6. Watch Your Spending. I.e., save.
7. Monitor Your Portfolio. I.e., make sure you're saving.
8. Max Out Your Options. I.e., save as much as you can.
9. Catch-Up Contributions. I.e., save extra when you're old.
10. Have Patience. I.e., save.

Got that?

Where does OMFG THE MARKETS DOWN SELL EVERYTHING AT A LOSS! fit into that?

4 steps to retire a millionaire.

1. Get shotgun.
2. Get shovel.
3. Take millionaire out behind shed.
4. You get the idea.

/Ohhhhh. Retire as a millionaire.
//Whistles, walks nonchalantly away from mound behind shed.
///Runs.

Reminds me of a freakonomics post on this subject (new window):

... Jose Scheinkman, relayed the advice Milton Friedman had given him 20 years earlier, "Don't save too much."

The logic was simple: ... salary rises steadily over time, as do outside opportunities ... The right reason to save is so you can even out your consumption. When times are good, you should save, and when times are bad, borrow

In your haste to prepare to for your retired life, make sure you live your present life. I know far too many people that have failed to make the age 65 - and too many that have failed to make 30 (note: none were due to stupid decisions; a couple were accidents, the others medical conditions that took a surprise turn for the worse).

Make sure to start living before you retire.

darn fark threw away my weblink
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RandomKeyStrike: vanhalenfan32: is making sure the age/looks discrepancy between you & your potential wife doesn't resemble this picture on the list?

I think you only achieve this after you make millionaire...

retirement is still down the road though, and all it takes is one completely set up mistake with a nanny and you're out half your fortune.

At the moment the best way to retire a millionaire is to be a middle-aged billionaire.
/down down deeper and down

I knew a kid growing up that got rich off of t-shirts. His name was John Earle, now known as Johnny Cupcakes.