Fatties are funny.

Was the suspect wearing a pledge pin?
Did they flounder around?

Wanted for questioning

My mom used to live on Sagebrush and Drake... Weird.

I'm fat, drunk, and stupid. To be honest I rather enjoy it. Although its hard to tie my shoes sometimes. I also know better than to drive drunk.

Tuck up those pajamas!

/obligatory
//hotlinked like it's hot

Zero...point...zero.

Stop stealing my profile

Where does it say he was fat? Where did that come from?

Shiat for brains and a jerkwad, properly implied, and proved by the fact that he actually drove a Mustang fast, but fat????

I don't get it, somebody please help me.

worthlessjuan: Where does it say he was fat? Where did that come from?

Shiat for brains and a jerkwad, properly implied, and proved by the fact that he actually drove a Mustang fast, but fat????

I don't get it, somebody please help me.

THIS!
People here are so ready to attack fat people they don't even bother to RTFA before jumping in with "go be fat somewhere else".

worthlessjuan: Where does it say he was fat? Where did that come from?

Shiat for brains and a jerkwad, properly implied, and proved by the fact that he actually drove a Mustang fast, but fat????

I don't get it, somebody please help me.

Don't over think it. It's just a movie reference. (Animal House)

Spawn_of_Cthulhu Quote 2008-10-26 01:25:13 PM

THIS!
People here are so ready to attack fat people they don't even bother to RTFA before jumping in with "go be fat somewhere else".

Yeah, FARK anymore is populated by pre-30 Mom's basement people who can't figure out what will happen next week, much less 20 years later in their own lives. Fat will happen to 90% of them. I guess they will go somewhere else.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache Quote 2008-10-26 01:30:39 PM

Don't over think it. It's just a movie reference. (Animal House)


Thanks, I'm not in the mood to think, so I won't.

golf-farking-clap, subby!

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: worthlessjuan: Where does it say he was fat? Where did that come from?

Shiat for brains and a jerkwad, properly implied, and proved by the fact that he actually drove a Mustang fast, but fat????

I don't get it, somebody please help me.

Don't over think it. It's just a movie reference. (Animal House)

Pop culture references on fark are my Achilles heel, I just laugh and pretend to get it. But inside my rage festers and that is why I planned the downfall of the world economy, that's right, is was not the Jews after all, it was me, and I did it because of you.

worthlessjuan: Where does it say he was fat? Where did that come from?

Shiat for brains and a jerkwad, properly implied, and proved by the fact that he actually drove a Mustang fast, but fat????

I don't get it, somebody please help me.

You forget that all umerikans are fat. We're eight years into this new century, get with the program!

Thank you sir - may I have another?

Double secret probation

Greg - is it supposed to be this soft?

Ahh the memories of a fine movie, certainly a top ten comedy.

Senator John Blutarski for President!

Heh.

Bonus: He also left his date behind, who had to be cut from the wreck.