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(Some Guy) Dumbass Two men charged with shoplifting steaks and bacon. Maybe they're not so dumb afterall   (timesnews.net) divider line 24
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Owone 2008-10-26 11:39:51 AM  
Want

 
LegacyDL 2008-10-26 11:40:19 AM  
The madness that is bacon.

 
Oldiron_79 2008-10-26 11:40:37 AM  
Is there anything bacon can't do?

 
butterwings 2008-10-26 11:40:45 AM  
hhhmmm...stealing meat in Johnson City? ironic.

 
soupergenyus 2008-10-26 11:41:14 AM  
This was greenlit?

In other news a couple was arrested for dine-and-ditching at a local restaurant

 
skinink 2008-10-26 11:42:31 AM  

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker.

Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.


 
Owone 2008-10-26 11:44:13 AM  
don't eat vegetables either?

 
porterm 2008-10-26 11:44:24 AM  
not suprised at all,between the races at bristol,there aint that much to do there.

 
Callin' Colin 2008-10-26 11:44:44 AM  
Arrested were: James M. Johnson and blah blah blah...

JOHNSON city?!?

Johnson... and Johnson...

hahahahaha!
haha!
hahahah!
wang!

sigh...

 
shrthrdude [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 11:45:30 AM  
Mmmmmmmmmmmm bacon

 
michaeld5 2008-10-26 11:47:53 AM  
I'm sure you'll see more and more of this as the jobless rate goes up.

www.nbc25online.com

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel 2008-10-26 11:54:58 AM  
img509.imageshack.us

Eat me.

 
nytmare 2008-10-26 11:56:51 AM  
soupergenyus: This was greenlit?

You commented in this thread?

 
Aulus [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 11:57:26 AM  
There was a guy on my floor in the freshman dorm, 40+ years ago, who used to steal steaks from a nearby supermarket and cook them in his room. He turned a steam iron upside down, propped between two big books, covered the face plate with aluminum foil and grilled it that way.

 
wingnutx 2008-10-26 12:08:31 PM  
Ricky and Julian?

 
voyvf 2008-10-26 12:19:57 PM  
michaeld5: I'm sure you'll see more and more of this as the jobless rate goes up.

Which could, in turn, lead to a shortage of bacon.

 
Headso 2008-10-26 12:24:39 PM  
I hope they got the meat pre list from bubbles...

 
Captain Fapdaily 2008-10-26 12:37:06 PM  
michaeld5: I'm sure you'll see more and more of this as the jobless rate goes up.


Compared to the increase in burglaries around here, an increase in shoplifting doesn't seem so bad.

 
Mr.Z 2008-10-26 12:54:50 PM  
The headline...... 'streaks'?

 
Witchydiva 2008-10-26 01:02:49 PM  
Cue the "yer dog wants" line now...

 
Cyborg77 2008-10-26 02:10:30 PM  
soupergenyus: This was greenlit?

In other news a couple was arrested for dine-and-ditching at a local restaurant

Restaurant Patrons Entranced By Sizzling Order Of Fajitas

One of my favorites.

 
potato_chip_eating_geek 2008-10-26 05:24:58 PM  
voyvf: michaeld5: I'm sure you'll see more and more of this as the jobless rate goes up.

Which could, in turn, lead to a shortage of bacon.

And thus a price rise...

 
johnnyboog 2008-10-26 06:05:14 PM  
blogs.kpbs.org

wanted for questioning

 
Device Error 2008-10-26 11:23:59 PM  
The trailer park boys comment is priceless! proper and fitting for a great example of Looks like someone under Joe the Plumber found a "Chance for success"

 
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