Buttsecks?

I KNOW! She's really packed on the pounds.

crack? meth? Anorexic?
all of the above?

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Seriously. She's really porked out. Why is she so fat?

She looks like Joan Van Ark. Link (new window)

She's on the Winehouse Expressway.

Wait for tats.

She was soooo much hotter on Full House

same thing that would happen to anyone in her situation

Doesn't she realize that the more plastic surgery that she gets the more people will compare her to her TWIN SISTER? There's a before and after for you right there.

That gold lame´ is wearing her.

What happened to Mary-Kate?

Here's a starting list:

Eating disorder
Drugs
Really bad plastic surgury
Horrible dress sense

FredaDeStilleto: She looks like Joan Van Ark. Link (new window)

She even looks like she's the same AGE as Joan Van Ark. Yeesh.

You mean a diet consisting of nothing but Meth, Cheetos, and Red Bull is bad for you?

Who knew.

Cut the Gary Coleman pic...

MorrisBird: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Beat me to it by about an hour.

/That chick looks like death.

Stompn_Tom: She was soooo much hotter on Full House

Have a seat over here

Farked already? It keeps timing out for me.

What do you mean what happened to her? When after the age of 12 did she look normal?

That's what you get for killing Heath Ledger.

She seriously looks like she is 94 years old. Where's her walker?

Site farked already.

I'm sporry I was busy looking at the one in the black dress, not her crackwhore mother.

It's naive to say, but I'm still amazed how some people with money just tend to fark themselves up. Mary-Kate, Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse.

Um...you guys think she was ever attractive???



/mmm...12 year old boy body.
//sure does it for me.

Seeing as the site is Farked, could someone be so kind as to post the photo?

Farked.

Linky Farky...me sad. I wanna see the scary midget too....

Meh. I always thought they had monkey faces anyway.

Site's getting farked not ten minutes after it goes green? Sure picked a winner of a site for us, didn't you submitter?

Stompn_Tom: She was soooo much hotter on Full House

Totally

michaeld5: Um...you guys think she was ever attractive???



/mmm...12 year old boy body.
//sure does it for me.

Would hit it so hard it would break her.

"Dirty old man"

Site working fine for me. You guys need to unclog your tubes.

That said, I can't see how anyone thinks (or has ever thought) she was attractive. I mean, besides during Full House like Stompn_Tom said. She probably weighed more then.

farked for me too, tonesskin

When i do get something to come up on-screen, it's a very large blank space with a bunch of small captioned thumbnails at the bottom....

jbrooks544: Seeing as the site is Farked, could someone be so kind as to post the photo?

Here you go:

Can we go back in time when the twins were 10 and innocent.

Jesus they're such a mess now.

drats, site is farked. Thanks guys :p

Oh dear God what happened to Mary-Kate Olsen?

The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV?

Ok it's only kinda farked. But what was subby doing there in the first place?


Hmmmm??? Over there....

If you're going to pick a crappy ex-child star to lust over, I'd recommend Punky Brewster. She developed quite nicely.

The site is loading super-slow, or not at all, but I was able to get this from a GIS for Mary-Kate and 2008 MET Ball:



Aren't they twins?? Didn't they used to be the same height? Is Sylvia Sidney wearing flats?

It's just Mary-Kate Olsen looking like she's Goldie Hawn's twin.

Why doesn't she just stop fooling around and marry Michael Jackson already? It's a match made at a freakshow. She has the body of a young boy, and apparently has the same love for horrifying plastic surgery.

Site finally worked for me

/Thanks imageshack!

she almost ruined weeds season 3.

thank goodness kevin nealon was there to save it.

jonasborg: same thing that would happen to anyone in her situation

I'm going to assume this is a joke, but commenting anyway...'cause her sister is in the same situation and is doing sooo much better.

First you take the peanuts
And you crunch 'em,
Then you take the grapes
And you squish 'em,
Then you take the bread
And you spread it,
Then you take your sandwich
And you eat it x100

boonfarker:

Aren't they twins?? Didn't they used to be the same height? Is Sylvia Sidney wearing flats?

They are fraternal twins, not identical.

I didn't see any pictures of her but I did find this picture of a muppet: