In honor of this moment...

That burns like a...like a...WTF "burns" in Alaska?

Lionel Mandrake: WTF "burns" in Alaska?

Alaskan crabs.

I'd be more impressed if the Anchorage Daily News didn't consistently endorse the Democratic candidate (at least since 1992).

kevinatilusa: I'd be more impressed if the Anchorage Daily News didn't consistently endorse the Democratic candidate (at least since 1992).

I'm very impressed. It takes a lot for a hometown paper to go against a hometwon politician in a national race.

Lionel Mandrake: That burns like a...like a...WTF "burns" in Alaska?

The stupid

kevinatilusa: I'd be more impressed if the Anchorage Daily News didn't consistently endorse the Democratic candidate (at least since 1992).

Go on. What would you be impressed by?

kevinatilusa: I'd be more impressed if the Anchorage Daily News didn't consistently endorse the Democratic candidate (at least since 1992).

So I take it you were blown away by the Chicago Tribune's endorsement of Obama, the first time in the paper's 100+ year history that they endorsed a Democrat?

kevinatilusa: I'd be more impressed if the Anchorage Daily News didn't consistently endorse the Democratic candidate (at least since 1992).

F*cking LIEbral DemoncRATS. With their book learnin' and science. We should lynch 'em! Hate America firsters have no place in our utopia.

GAT_00: Go on. What would you be impressed by?

The fact that 32 papers who still thought Bush was a good idea even in 2004 are already supporting Obama now. And yes, that includes the Tribune endorsement (as well as the LA Times, who declined to endorse before).

Oh, of course the Chicago Tribune would endorse Obama. It's his hometown paper.

Oh, of course the Anchorage Daily News would endorse Obama. They always endorse Democrats.

Id fall off my chair if I heard a registered Republican say "The reason this happened is because McCain and Palin suck!".

Wait, I am a registered Republican!

The reason this happened is because McCain and Palin suck!

/Please Obama, put the old man and the tramp out of their misery.

cousin-merle: Oh, of course the Chicago Tribune would endorse Obama. It's his hometown paper.

Oh, of course the Anchorage Daily News would endorse Obama. They always endorse Democrats.

haha troll

lexshine: Id fall off my chair if I heard a registered Republican say "The reason this happened is because McCain and Palin suck!".

Wait, I am a registered Republican!

The reason this happened is because McCain and Palin suck!

/Please Obama, put the old man and the tramp out of their misery.

Since you'd look silly laughing at yourself so hysterically, I've fallen over laughing on your behalf.

/open wide

NewportBarGuy: kevinatilusa: I'd be more impressed if the Anchorage Daily News didn't consistently endorse the Democratic candidate (at least since 1992).

F*cking LIEbral DemoncRATS. With their book learnin' and science. We should lynch 'em! Hate America firsters have no place in our utopia.


u-tapioca is a mighty big word there "NewportBarGuy"..
I think you might just be one O them thar book learnin types..

I like the "If you died today" ad right underneath the obligatory "one 72-year old heartbeat from the presidency" paragraph. Now that's placement!

That burns like a...like a...WTF "burns" in Alaska?

Biden...

lexshine: Wait, I am a registered Republican!

The reason this happened is because McCain and Palin suck!

I just fell off my chair!

I just want to point out that the first thing that popped into my head when I read that headline was:

"has she been told?"
YES
"OH SNAP!"

/ah flowcharts. is there anything you can't break down in a humorous manner?

lexshine: Wait, I am a registered Republican!

The reason this happened is because McCain and Palin suck!

I just fell off my chair!

I just fell off my bar stool

NEWS FLASH: New York Times: "O'Dewey Beats McCain"

blacklightaus: lexshine: Wait, I am a registered Republican!

The reason this happened is because McCain and Palin suck!

I just fell off my chair!

I just fell off my bar stool

I just fell off the wagon.

Lionel Mandrake: That burns like a...like a...WTF "burns" in Alaska?

State funds when the Palin family go on a trip.

Rob Anybody: blacklightaus: lexshine: Wait, I am a registered Republican!

The reason this happened is because McCain and Palin suck!

I just fell off my chair!

I just fell off my bar stool

I just fell off the wagon.
Looks like I picked the wrong week... etc., etc.

Lionel Mandrake: That burns like a...like a...WTF "burns" in Alaska?

I know what boo-urns in alaska

This is bad news ........for Yo' mama

drjekel_mrhyde: This is bad news ........for hockey mama

FTFE

They cite a proposal he made in the Senate for stringent reporting requirements concerning nuclear plant leaks, which he then softened after Republican colleagues and energy executives complained. The bill died in committee. Or the time he joined a bipartisan coalition on immigration reform but backed away when labor groups protested. That legislation collapsed, too.

"He folded like a cheap suit,"

"steady hand" indeed.

This is bad news...for democracy.

It's a shame there isn't a better opponent running against McCain.

/RON PAUL!

against uncle saddam:

It's a shame there isn't a better opponent running against McCainObama.

FTFM

cousin-merle: Oh, of course the Chicago Tribune would endorse Obama. It's his hometown paper.

Oh, of course the Anchorage Daily News would endorse Obama. They always endorse Democrats.

Of course nearly every newspaper endorses Obama; they are all elitist rags. of course dozens of high-profile Republicans endorse Obama; they are all RINOs that were never on our side to begin with. Of course the youth are supporting, volunteering and voting for Obama in droves; they are all college elitists.

And on, and on, and on...

Pauly Math: Rob Anybody: blacklightaus: lexshine:
Wait, I am a registered Republican!

The reason this happened is because McCain and Palin suck!

I just fell off my chair!

I just fell off my bar stool

I just fell off the wagon.

aaaaaawwwww never mind, kittens can't fall outta pie plates,
and I'm beating this joke to death already.

vartian: Of course nearly every newspaper endorses Obama; they are all elitist rags. of course dozens of high-profile Republicans endorse Obama; they are all RINOs that were never on our side to begin with. Of course the youth are supporting, volunteering and voting for Obama in droves; they are all college elitists.

And on, and on, and on...



It's not like we haven't heard these stories before.

Oh the comments at the end
/great stuff
//I can swear Sharke is a Fark independant

"Anchorage Daily News endoreses endorses Obama. This is bad news...for Palin"

fixed!

Remove all Republicans: Oh, that's just foolish. This is clearly bad news...



for the Republicans.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Oh bless you. I love that meme.

/YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

FTFA: "Sen. McCain describes himself as a maverick, by which he seems to mean that he spent 25 years trying unsuccessfully to persuade his own party to follow his bipartisan, centrist lead. Sadly, maverick John McCain didn't show up for the campaign. Instead we have candidate McCain, who embraces the extreme Republican orthodoxy he once resisted and cynically asks Americans to buy for another four years."

Well said.

Lionel Mandrake: That burns like a...like a...WTF "burns" in Alaska?

CH₄ as it's released from melting permafrost?

Blubber from slaughtered whales?

So who did Mos Eisley endorse?

Oh, Anchorage. I have no idea WTF that is. Is that on Hoth?

hey america, newspapers should not endorse candidates....

Aren't Alaskans kind of pissed with Palin anyway because she has allowed the McCain campaign to basically run the day-to-day affairs of Alaska?

McCain should drop the bimbo, he's already farked it's time for one last mavericky maneuver...

you know why she had an 80% approval rating?
every Alaskan gets over 3,600 bucks per person in socialist welfare from the oil windfall taxes she levied. that's better than the federal govt welfare. and you get it regardless of income.
and guess who pays that bill? Not the oil companies. they just pass it on to the rest of us.

Redistributing oil wealth to Alaskans at the expense of the rest of the country. That's Mavericky Socialisty.

...smirk...

Hobodeluxe: you know why she had an 80% approval rating?
every Alaskan gets over 3,600 bucks per person in socialist welfare from the oil windfall taxes she levied. that's better than the federal govt welfare. and you get it regardless of income.
and guess who pays that bill? Not the oil companies. they just pass it on to the rest of us.

Alaskans get the dividend because they - as individuals and a state populace - own the resource and sell it to others. Should each Alaskan not their share of profits? Don't you live in a state where you own the resources? You should.

Silovik: hey america, newspapers should not endorse candidates....

Hey Silovik, you should read the Constitution...

vartian: cousin-merle: Oh, of course the Chicago Tribune would endorse Obama. It's his hometown paper.

Oh, of course the Anchorage Daily News would endorse Obama. They always endorse Democrats.

Of course nearly every newspaper endorses Obama; they are all elitist rags. of course dozens of high-profile Republicans endorse Obama; they are all RINOs that were never on our side to begin with. Of course the youth are supporting, volunteering and voting for Obama in droves; they are all college elitists.

And on, and on, and on...


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///Where did you get this nonsensical rant? Rush? Hannity? Thank God the neo-cons radicals are a dying bread...