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(Daily Mail) Cool Bono parties with two bikini-clad teenagers in St Tropez, finally giving him a reason to be so smug   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 74
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optikeye [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 12:49:12 AM  
Who the fark cares?

 
swahnhennessy 2008-10-26 01:14:38 AM  
OMG, a rock star hanging out with sexy girls! Stop the freakin' presses!

 
acanuck [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 01:50:12 AM  
As famous as he is, you'd think he'd be able to find some without a muffin top

 
Bob Balaban 2008-10-26 02:10:08 AM  
I feel sorry for the girl stuck with Simon Carmody.

 
Danielsan [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-26 02:11:48 AM  
So much for that whole 'christian' vibe. Bono is just a two-bit wanker like the rest of them.

 
StinkyPinky 2008-10-26 02:21:35 AM  
Here come the Chris Hansen posts.

Like someone said, their Moms probably said, "You get to hang out with Bono? Go for it!"

I hang out with teenage girls but more as a father figure.

/not creepy.
//neither is Bono

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-10-26 02:26:55 AM  
So these chicks like "old man balls"

 
gavsarris 2008-10-26 02:28:45 AM  
I think he finally found what he was looking for.

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 02:29:27 AM  
The "teenagers" are 19.

And Subby, Bono has been getting that kind of action for over 25 years now. You'd be smug too.

 
jdamaral 2008-10-26 02:38:47 AM  
Speaking of smug..

Headline: What will St Bono's wife say about him partying with two teenage girls?

It's not news, it's The Daily Mail.

 
rka 2008-10-26 02:39:46 AM  
StinkyPinky: I hang out with teenage girls but more as a father figure.

And with a Fark handle of "StinkyPinky" you're just the father figure every girl is looking for.

 
MBK [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 02:41:58 AM  
I read the title as "Bong parties with two bikini-clad teenagers" and passed out for a good 5 minutes.

I think I found my new multi-million dollar business idea.

 
puckhead 2008-10-26 02:48:03 AM  
optikeye: Who the fark cares?

probably Mrs. Bono.

 
StinkyPinky 2008-10-26 02:52:40 AM  
rka: StinkyPinky: I hang out with teenage girls but more as a father figure.

And with a Fark handle of "StinkyPinky" you're just the father figure every girl is looking for.


They don't know my fark handle..

~ Pinky ~
Smell my finger?

 
newmoonpuppyhead 2008-10-26 03:02:03 AM  
Oh, big deal. I hope they had fun.

 
smeag0l 2008-10-26 03:20:19 AM  
Both got a good lecturing on the suffering of Africa.
Made them all promise to buy his Red iPod & other products.

 
Dead Farker Walken 2008-10-26 03:28:40 AM  
Bono's a douche.

 
1. Put snakes on plane 2008-10-26 03:32:53 AM  
Danielsan: So much for that whole 'christian' vibe.

WTF?

 
Anarchangel 2008-10-26 03:38:39 AM  
optikeye: Who the fark cares?

One and done.

 
bostonowns 2008-10-26 03:40:20 AM  
when your rich, you dont care. if your bono you dont care if you bono's wife you dont care but you pretend you do as you count his money. if i had bono money, i too would sail the 7 seas banging teenage girls on my yacht until the earth ended.

 
Kid Mojo 2008-10-26 03:51:48 AM  
I farked a 17 year old tonight, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/ 22

 
JustFarkingGreat 2008-10-26 04:08:35 AM  
As I reach for a peach
Slide a rind down behind
the sofa in San Tropez
Breaking a stick with a brick on the sand
Riding a wave in the wake of an old Sedan
Sleeping alone in the drone of the darkness
Scratched by the sand that fell from our love
Deep in my dreams and I still hear her calling
If you're alone I'll come home
Backwards and home bound
The pigeon the dove
Gone with the wind and the rain on an airplane
Owning a home with no silver spoon
I'm drinking champagne like a big tycoon
Sooner than wait for a break in the weather
I'll gather my far flung thoughts together
Speeding away on a wind to a new day
If your alone I'll come home
And I pause for a while
By a country style
And listen to things they say
Digging for gold in the hoe in my hand
Hoping they'll take a look at the way things stand
And you're leading me down to the place by the sea
I hear your soft voice calling to me
Making a date for later by phone
if you're alone I'll come home

/Got nothin'
//but love for Floyd
///contempt for Bono
////and slashies

 
hnlzero 2008-10-26 04:27:42 AM  
The chick with his hat has such a smoking body.

 
DemonEater 2008-10-26 05:04:16 AM  
Kid Mojo: I farked a 17 year old tonight, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/ 22


Soooo...


Seat. Over there. You know the drill.

/Next on Dateline: Hotlinked images - the new great threat to national security?

 
DemonEater 2008-10-26 05:05:29 AM  
Blast! Foiled by hotlinking filters!

images.usatoday.com

/I don't learn, though

 
ragnarqk 2008-10-26 05:31:55 AM  
St Bono? Like Saint Bono? When did this happen?

 
Zmog [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 06:55:40 AM  
Next up...



/hootlinkd'

 
Zmog [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 06:58:08 AM  
Ah, crap. Second try:

i43.photobucket.com

 
voran 2008-10-26 07:12:58 AM  
I think it'd have been funnier if they had said the guy was his "drinking friend" (with quotes). Cause it makes him seem gay.


Did I over-explain that?

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 07:17:52 AM  
Wow, and to think they weren't even alive when U2 put out their last decent song. I wonder if they charge by the hour or if it's a flat rate.

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 07:41:32 AM  
If he's vacationing without the wife, and he's wearing his "trademark hat and glasses," he's looking for tail. If he wanted to be incognito, he'd dress differently.

 
Kant Lavar [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 07:47:16 AM  
hnlzero: The chick with his hat has such a smoking body.

Kinda reminds me of Carrie Anne Moss, honestly.

/Not complaining.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 08:01:23 AM  
He'd he a lot cooler if he wasn't mugging for the camera like a douchebag but I guess that would be like asking a snake to do the Moonwalk.

 
LewDux 2008-10-26 08:04:27 AM  
How can he party with teenage chicks with sexy bodies when people are dying of hunger?

 
Bendal 2008-10-26 08:07:26 AM  
Bono has a really nice yacht.

 
Malachilenomade 2008-10-26 08:34:18 AM  
The blonde looks like she does not want to be there.

 
Drew Hates Boobies 2008-10-26 08:40:07 AM  
Bono is an anagram for Noob.

/just sayin

 
TheSignPost 2008-10-26 09:21:01 AM  
Well, needless to say I would like to put my penis into both of those girls. Preferably switching back and forth while they do things to each other.

 
cabritosaurio 2008-10-26 09:37:13 AM  
blog.craplife.com


The prophet has spoken.

 
SynthLord 2008-10-26 09:47:15 AM  
LewDux: How can he party with teenage chicks with sexy bodies when people are dying of hunger?

Thou shalt not question the Aristocracy.

Saving the world is a demanding job, Citizen, and the Alphas deserve a little indulgence now and again. Rejoice that you are simple, and do not require such pleasures - your service to the Cause is pleasure enough for you.

Now, get back to work!

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 09:50:53 AM  
I'm sure he's up to no good, since all of them are obviously posing for the photographer(s). That's what all philanderers do.

Nice yacht, Bono. Wanna party?

 
viccellini 2008-10-26 10:37:00 AM  
So what.


/unimpressed by stupid ageist idiots who assume teen is better

 
WrongTrousers 2008-10-26 10:39:25 AM  
Zmog: Ah, crap. Second try:

(Sweetest Thing video still)


Ha, nice. Same thing I thought after reading the article (pre-Fark).

 
michaeld5 2008-10-26 10:51:38 AM  
Yeah, rock star with two women fans.
Big news.

employeecomedy.typepad.com

/What's Bon Jovi's wife gonna say???

 
emotionalwench 2008-10-26 10:54:09 AM  
Somehow I really, really doubt Bono's cheating. If he did it -- and was as obvious about it as that -- his wife would probably cut his penis off, and his daughters would help.

On another note...it looks like he's lost some weight, he's looking much much better than he was in other recent pictures. Go Bono!

/long time U2 fan
//unashamedly adores them and Bono

 
elvindeath 2008-10-26 11:27:09 AM  
U2s awsome. Quit hating, haters.

/ Both Chicks. Fist. Angry God.

 
Tobsterius [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 11:31:14 AM  
His wife is hotter than the two kids in the photos.

but... yeah... like the fist of an angry God.

/his wife too.

 
Ontos 2008-10-26 12:09:02 PM  
elvindeath: U2s awsome. Quit hating, haters.

/ Both Chicks. Fist. Angry God.


US does have a good sound, and overall, it's a great band.... but.....

Bono is still a douche.

/Take off the glasses for once.
//Yeah, third world countries need to pay back their debts just like the rest of us.

Now here's a pic of some twins kissing.... GBTW
img354.imageshack.us

 
Disgruntled Goat 2008-10-26 12:12:10 PM  
optikeye: Who the fark cares?

And yet, here you are, taking time out from your obviously busy schedule to post your comment.

 
Disgruntled Goat 2008-10-26 12:14:16 PM  
Ontos: elvindeath: U2s awsome. Quit hating, haters.

/ Both Chicks. Fist. Angry God.

US does have a good sound, and overall, it's a great band.... but.....

Bono is still a douche.

/Take off the glasses for once.
//Yeah, third world countries need to pay back their debts just like the rest of us.

Now here's a pic of some twins kissing.... GBTW


They're both blondes, roughly similar builds and both have noses...so they MUST be twins! *gasp*

 
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