Little Green Footballs is populated with Freeper Rejects.

And it's sitting on the shelf right next to the Whitey Tape.

Why so sad, subby?

Turn your frown upside down.

Don't worry, be happy.

Cheer up with Cheerios.

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

Lando Lincoln: And it's sitting on the shelf right next to the Whitey Tape.

How'd you know?

Also attending were Evil Lincoln, Carrot Top and Alex Rodriguez's gay lover. When will America wake up?!

Oh, for crying the fark out loud.

"Radical Islamist"? The guy is a FARKING RESPECTED PROFESSOR AT COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY YOU FARKING IGNORANT TOOLS.

I bet a crack squad of covert republican operatives, possibly led by submitter, could sneak into the facilities and get a copy of that tape.

That would be the big moment that would turn this whole race around and guarantee a win for McCain.

Mordant: I bet a crack squad of covert republican operatives, possibly led by submitter, could sneak into the facilities and get a copy of that tape.

That would be the big moment that would turn this whole race around and guarantee a win for McCain.

For good measure they can lightly scratch crescents on their faces and claim that they were done by radical Islamists guarding the LA Times offices.

Old news is so exciting!

This was published April 10, 2008.

But LGF's blog entry has finally convinced me that Obama was involved with the Weatherman and should pay for his crimes.

Mordant: I bet a crack squad of covert republican operatives, possibly led by submitter, could sneak into the facilities and get a copy of that tape.

That would be the big moment that would turn this whole race around and guarantee a win for McCain.

You know, McCain has a buddy who'd be excellent at a mission like that!

Jesus Christ, an insta-green? C'mon, Modmins, gimme a farkin' break.

Edsel: "Radical Islamist"? The guy is a FARKING RESPECTED PROFESSOR AT COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY YOU FARKING IGNORANT TOOLS.

Well, he is a Muslim, and Muslim = radical Islamist = terrorist.

I feel like I should contact the times to let them know that this is about to hit the main page of Fark. Maybe turn on that other mail server...

Mordant: I bet a crack squad of covert republican operatives, possibly led by submitter, could sneak into the facilities and get a copy of that tape.

That would be the big moment that would turn this whole race around and guarantee a win for McCain.



...reasonable hourly rates (plus expenses)

ragekage: Jesus Christ, an insta-green? C'mon, Modmins, gimme a farkin' break.

Little Green Freepers is good for pagehits.

Occam's Chainsaw: ragekage: Jesus Christ, an insta-green? C'mon, Modmins, gimme a farkin' break.

Little Green Freepers is good for pagehits.

Yeah. Fortunately it's a Sunday story and it's posting at 2AM so the carnage will be mitigated.

If it's so hard to find that 'balance' you're hoping to attain on the Politics page that greenlighting dreck like this is the only way to achieve it, perhaps you'd ought to rethink the concept. It seems the only way a large majority of conservative points can be made on Fark are through disingenuous headlines or blatant trolling. It becomes a rather tired routine.

Uhm, wasn't it already pretty well known that Obama attended this party and spoke at it? How is this huge news and some sort of conspiracy to hide it?

Silvara: Uhm, wasn't it already pretty well known that Obama attended this party and spoke at it? How is this huge news and some sort of conspiracy to hide it?

It's not. But look at the calendar and look at the polls. It's garbage time.

swahnhennessy: If it's so hard to find that 'balance' you're hoping to attain on the Politics page that greenlighting dreck like this is the only way to achieve it, perhaps you'd ought to rethink the concept. It seems the only way a large majority of conservative points can be made on Fark are through disingenuous headlines or blatant trolling. It becomes a rather tired routine.

Well, when you create an artificial measure of balance, you have to take liberties with quality, good taste and the truth in order to enforce it. If I say 2+2=5, that does *not* mean that the actual value of 2+2 lies "somewhere in the middle". It's still just 4.

I pray to Obama that this is not true!

Silvara: Uhm, wasn't it already pretty well known that Obama attended this party and spoke at it? How is this huge news and some sort of conspiracy to hide it?

Seeing is believing. Especially for republitards.

swahnhennessy: It seems the only way a large majority of conservative points can be made on Fark are through disingenuous headlines or blatant trolling.

Don't blame conservatism. The garbage you see here is crazed cheerleading, ideological demagogy of the lowest order. Real conservatives get ill, or violent, or violently ill when they see this drek and how it splatters on them by association.

It's too bad that we use the white hot light of day to illuminate them only long enough to induce an argument, and not long enough to truly expose, ridicule, and sterilize their idiocy. Bring back public shaming plz, kthx.

Freeper squads, ACTIVATE! Commence shiatting all over the thread with Freeper logic!

GAT_00: Freeper squads, ACTIVATE! Commence shiatting all over the thread with Freeper logic ideology!

Sorry... had to fix that. They don't deal in logic.

Occam's Chainsaw: It's too bad that we use the white hot light of day to illuminate them only long enough to induce an argument, and not long enough to truly expose, ridicule, and sterilize their idiocy. Bring back public shaming plz, kthx.

I don't think that the white-hot light of day would be sufficient to sterilize their idiocy. I'm pretty sure we'd need some heavy-duty ionizing radiation. Perhaps a combination of high-gamma and cosmic-ray strength alpha particles.

Well, the PITA meter is still a bit to the left... The Admins have to green light something...

This is not news; this article is months old. Also, this man is not a radical Islamist. That is actually a very slanderous characterization. He is a respected American historian and professor who is of Palestinian origin, which does not make him an "islamist". He is the director of the centre for Middle East studies at Columbia University. Like most Palestinians, he is concerned about the fate of his people.

I fail to see the objection, except for rampant racism that criticizes Obama for having any acquaintances who are Muslims.

Anyone who buys into this s*$t should be ashamed.

Ok, catching up on this, it seems as if this is all conspiracy stuff. No hard evidence, just heresay, innuendo, and slander. Perfect for the LGF crowd. They used to love me over there back in the day...now I'm just a libtard among libtards.

fariasrv: I don't think that the white-hot light of day would be sufficient to sterilize their idiocy. I'm pretty sure we'd need some heavy-duty ionizing radiation. Perhaps a combination of high-gamma and cosmic-ray strength alpha particles.

I was just going to use a road flare and three burly men to hold them down, but your idea has merit.

newmoonpuppyhead: Ok, catching up on this, it seems as if this is all conspiracy stuff. No hard evidence, just heresay, innuendo, and slander. Perfect for the LGF crowd. They used to love me over there back in the day...now I'm just a libtard among libtards.

newmoonpuppyhead is an OG at LGF? WTF?

Lionel Mandrake: newmoonpuppyhead: Ok, catching up on this, it seems as if this is all conspiracy stuff. No hard evidence, just heresay, innuendo, and slander. Perfect for the LGF crowd. They used to love me over there back in the day...now I'm just a libtard among libtards.

newmoonpuppyhead is an OG at LGF? WTF?

Nooooo! They used to rip on me a lot over there. I guess it was people from here who also posted there. This is back in the pre-2004 days. You know, back in the day.

bobbette: This is not news; this article is months old. Also, this man is not a radical Islamist. That is actually a very slanderous characterization. He is a respected American historian and professor who is of Palestinian origin, which does not make him an "islamist". He is the director of the centre for Middle East studies at Columbia University. Like most Palestinians, he is concerned about the fate of his people.

Yup. Dr. Khalidi is quite a mainstream Middle East historian who also heads the Journal of Palestine Studies. His works is valuable for those who seek to understand Arab nationalism and colonialist interventions. His books have won numerous history awards:

The Iron Cage: The Story of the Palestinian Struggle for Statehood, Beacon Press, 2006.

Resurrecting Empire: Western Footprints and America's Perilous Path in the Middle East, Beacon Press, 2004.

Palestinian Identity: The Construction of Modern National Consciousness, Columbia University Press, 1997.

The Origins of Arab Nationalism (Co-editor), Columbia University Press, 1991.

Under Siege: PLO Decision-making during the 1982 War. Columbia University Press, 1986.

Palestine and the Gulf (Co-editor), Institute for Palestine Studies, 1982.

British Policy towards Syria and Palestine, 1906-1914. Ithaca Press for St. Antony's College, 1980.

newmoonpuppyhead: Lionel Mandrake: newmoonpuppyhead: Ok, catching up on this, it seems as if this is all conspiracy stuff. No hard evidence, just heresay, innuendo, and slander. Perfect for the LGF crowd. They used to love me over there back in the day...now I'm just a libtard among libtards.

newmoonpuppyhead is an OG at LGF? WTF?

Nooooo! They used to rip on me a lot over there. I guess it was people from here who also posted there. This is back in the pre-2004 days. You know, back in the day.

Ooooh. OK...I get it. I've seen some dramatic shifts on Fark, but that (misinterpreted) statement blew my mind.

Hey! That name is Muslin sounding. He must be evil!!

Obama cavorting with all of these terrorists hiding in our Universities masquerading as professors, THE EVIL!

Someone call Palin and the Mavrik!

newmoonpuppyhead: You know, back in the day.

ahhh yes, the good old days.
Back when Men were Men, Women were Women, and TF'ers/Tfettes were neither. ;)

LGF, A little less delusional than Free Republic, but double the bigotry.

Occam's Chainsaw:

It's too bad that we use the white hot light of day to illuminate them only long enough to induce an argument, and not long enough to truly expose, ridicule, and sterilize their idiocy.

You'd need that solar furnace over in the Geek Tab to sterilize some of the idiocy we've seen recently.

Has there been any confirmation to the rumor he fathered some black children?

9 more days of this shiat...

did API ever finish its negotiations with FOX to release the "whitey" tape?

jerry2a: 9 more days of this shiat...

The next election starts on day 10.

Fortunately for Obama he'll likely have the power to suppress and subvert all questions about his background and motivations soon enough.

And his own history shows that he will do so.

jerry2a: 9 more days of this shiat...

It's cute how you think the election will end it.

SilentStrider: newmoonpuppyhead: You know, back in the day.

ahhh yes, the good old days.
Back when Men were Men, Women were Women, and TF'ers/Tfettes were neither. ;)

hahaha! Soooo true.

SilentStrider: newmoonpuppyhead: You know, back in the day.

ahhh yes, the good old days.
Back when Men were Men, Women were Women, and TF'ers/Tfettes were neither. ;)

And small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

They keep it locked up with the "whitey" tape.

McCain receives endorcement from al-Qaeda
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10538930

McCain associates include the following criminals:
G. Gordon Liddy
Charles Colson
Charles Keating

McCain associates with former Nazis and rightwing death squads
Link (new window)

Sarah Palin is an anti-Semite
Link (new window)

NYZooMan: Fortunately for Obama he'll likely have the power to suppress and subvert all questions about his background and motivations soon enough.

And his own history shows that he will do so.

It must suck to be you right about now. And I don't mean that in a derogatory way. We've all been on the losing side and it sucks. Hang in there. It will change again in the years to come.