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(CNN) Interesting Lorrie Morgan is broke. And cute as a button   (cnn.com) divider line 29
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HomoHabilis 2008-10-25 08:40:20 PM  
Who?

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2008-10-25 09:00:38 PM  
Solution: Playboy spread

 
Cardinal [TotalFark] 2008-10-25 09:07:57 PM  
Five husbands. Okay, assuming she started marrying them at 14 or so, that's about 8 years between, on average.

I'm still guessing batshyte crazy. Doable, but I wouldn't want tell her my real name.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-10-25 09:26:31 PM  
Well, I believe you that she's broke.

 
monty666 [TotalFark] 2008-10-25 10:20:14 PM  
Wasn't she palling around with Troy Aikman in some beard scam?

 
mr_crash_davis 2008-10-25 10:47:09 PM  
Batshiat insane, yeah. But hot, totally hot.

 
CheddarPants [TotalFark] 2008-10-25 10:54:14 PM  
At least Keith Whitley is still dead.

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2008-10-25 11:26:43 PM  
gopher321: Solution: Playboy spread

That's your solution to everything!

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 12:00:18 AM  
tallguywithglasseson: gopher321: Solution: Playboy spread

That's your solution to everything!

Hey, it worked for Willie Nelson.

 
Thosw 2008-10-26 12:01:33 AM  
tallguywithglasseson: gopher321: Solution: Playboy spread

That's your solution to everything!

You know, I still can't find any vidcaps of Tanya Tucker from that video she did about 10 or so years ago where she was topless.

/or am I thinking of someone else?

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2008-10-26 12:01:35 AM  
gopher321: Hey, it worked for Willie Nelson.

LMAO

 
devioustrevor 2008-10-26 12:05:51 AM  
tallguywithglasseson: gopher321: Hey, it worked for Willie Nelson.

LMAO

You my friend are not the only one.

 
il Dottore 2008-10-26 12:06:17 AM  
She can come sleep on my sofa and sing for my band if things get too difficult for her.

 
PresentCompanyExcluded 2008-10-26 12:40:58 AM  
yeah, real cute. what's with that hair?

 
theurge14 2008-10-26 12:49:09 AM  
PresentCompanyExcluded: yeah, real cute. what's with that hair?

Didn't you read the article? She's broke. That's what broke hair looks like.

 
Wutevahdude 2008-10-26 12:51:21 AM  
theurge14: PresentCompanyExcluded: yeah, real cute. what's with that hair?

Didn't you read the article? She's broke. That's what broke hair looks like.

That was the funnay!

 
Gilligan_Buddy 2008-10-26 12:56:50 AM  
I'd hit it til she broke, oh, she already is...still, I would hit it.

 
doobiebrother 2008-10-26 01:43:13 AM  
who?
she's 49?
i'd hit that 49 times...
and then i'd screw her...

 
NYZooMan 2008-10-26 01:52:16 AM  
Hey Lorrie, I got something in red in my pants!

 
QU!RK1019 2008-10-26 01:53:06 AM  
A story about Lorna Morgan would have been much more titillating.

 
caknuck 2008-10-26 03:36:48 AM  
monty666: Wasn't she palling around with Troy Aikman in some beard scam?

Yeah, but he paid her off in Acme bricks and J.C. Potter sausages.

 
jwhite33 2008-10-26 11:27:04 AM  
Cute? Really?

Try "rode hard, put away wet."

 
IQ7ZuuIU 2008-10-26 11:49:30 AM  
Three words to solve her debt problems. MOONLIGHT BUNNY RANCH. There just has to be a fleet of pick-up trucks full of rednecks ready and willing to drive to Carson City, Nevada to take a roll in the hay with her. Just think of all the long neck bottles of Bud they'd sell while the men were waiting for their turn. Ms. Morgan could get a percentage of the bar tabs too.

/As many times as she's been married, I don't think seeing all those new faces should bother her that much.

/She could charge for autograph pictures too.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-10-26 01:28:37 PM  
Time for her to break into MILF pron.

From what I have heard about her, it wouldn't be much of a stretch.

 
coffee fiend 2008-10-26 05:50:32 PM  
She hasn't exactly lead a charmed life. This really doesn't surprise me.

 
Oatmealfight 2008-10-26 07:10:07 PM  
She could always go into the ever-marketable field of Laurie Anderson doppelgangery.

/Let X=$

 
John Buck 41 2008-10-26 10:40:14 PM  
CheddarPants: At least Keith Whitley is still dead.

The day he died, he was stone cold sober when Lorrie left the house at 9am. At 12:30, 3 1/2 hours later, he was dead with a .47 BAC. Sad.

 
John Buck 41 2008-10-26 10:41:41 PM  
barneyfifesbullet: Time for her to break into MILF pron.

From what I have heard about her, it wouldn't be much of a stretch.

You got that right. Between her and Tanya Tucker, every guy in Nashville has been there.

 
YouMeUs 2008-10-27 09:59:06 AM  
Shoulda never closed the hot chicken place.

 
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