First thing I thought of..

OMG Michael Jackson can see children! EVERYBODY PANIC!

I think Wacko Jacko is going to be Wacko Jacking off a lot, looking out his front window.

Oh God, don't these hens have some magnetic soccer ball stickers to buy for their SUVs? Michael's not going to fark your kids unless you willingly engage in a monetary transaction.

If he gets too frustrated, he can take it out on his own kids. They're the right ages.

/Barf

That's

OMG, and I bet he has access to PBS where he can see those kids on Sesame Street!

We need a massive viral die-off.

They're just being ignorant. That's ignorant.

could that text get any more to the left of the page?
and those women need some 'mother's little helper' for their paranoia.

Could be worse:



/da-da da daaa da HOT da-da da daaa da LINKED da-da da

Insane in the McCain:
/da-da da daaa da HOT da-da da daaa da LINKED da-da da

You win one free internets

Well in all fairness, he had to get rid of his old house because once it became 13 years old, it just didn't seem as attractive.

Sha-mon, soccer moms. Sha-mon.

One of Spaff's finest:
Link (new window)

i live in LV and when this started i said i don't want this criminal-freak-buy my way out of felony convictionss-freak-of-freakiness-freakdon in my community.

Rumor has it that he opted to move back to Las Vegas because the kids in Bahrain were just too hairy.

Kali-Yuga: Well in all fairness, he had to get rid of his old house because once it became 13 years old, it just didn't seem as attractive.

SNARF!
good one!