hmmm, aren't schools supposed to be peanut free too?

articles like this make me sad.

fascists.

In b4 any1 else noticess the spelink mistak

Drug sweeps like this at my high school (usually after stuff like Prom) make me sad...

On the upside, Commander James Hashem sounds like a marijuana-smoking superhero

learn to obey

My old high school... Of course we had weed in school... But who gives shiate...

I liked the principle, but he is being a dick about this.

Politics tab?

I wish there was a website that tracked what schools did this and where so I could easily avoid sending my child to any of them. Zero-tolerance policies indicate that the administrations of those schools cannot be trusted with the lives or brains of children and young adults.

SJKebab: In b4 any1 else noticess the spelink mistak

surprise

Hueg_Redd: Drug sweeps like this at my high school (usually after stuff like Prom) make me sad...

How times have changed. I got high with my grade 12 english teacher at our grad party.

/Canadian
/Grad '86
/Keep your hands the hell off my grass, you damned kids

Bucky Katt: learn to obey

LEARN TO OBEY

Aidan: I wish there was a website that tracked what schools did this and where so I could easily avoid sending my child to any of them. Zero-tolerance policies indicate that the administrations of those schools cannot be trusted with the lives or brains of children and young adults.

My school district does it. I don't think it does much good, since the kids can text message covertly and warn other students. They usually only sweep the halls and student parking lot, which means if you are in class and you have drugs, you're not going to get caught.

The naive squares I work for don't know the difference between the smell of weed and patchouli oil.

unyon: Hueg_Redd: Drug sweeps like this at my high school (usually after stuff like Prom) make me sad...

How times have changed. I got high with my grade 12 english teacher at our grad party.

/Canadian
/Grad '86
/Keep your hands the hell off my grass, you damned kids

Dude I did that in 2002 with my history teacher.

/Canadian
//sees pattern

I thought the best distraction food for the dogs was bacon, and not PB&J sammiches.



/nothing bacon can't do.

SBinRR: I thought the best distraction food for the dogs was bacon, and not PB&J sammiches.



/nothing bacon can't do.

Perfect! Then once they are gone, you can smoke up, and have a snack for the inevitable munchies. For your brilliant work:

Breakfast club of champions?

+1 subby

Ah, I love seeing my tax dollars wasted.

/farking assholes

Love the death threat at the bottom

Fun "day of" ideas when your school decides that random searches are ok:

-dropping baggies with oregano or any other dried leaf into 50 consecutive lockers
-switch a teacher's briefcase with an identical one containing sealed bags of baking soda
-burning a few spoons with lighters and then dropping them randomly around the halls
-spreading a few lines of chalk dust on EVERY teacher's desk, and then at the end put a line about half as long and then put a short straw against it
-randomly depositing as many empty beer bottles as possible *everywhere*(get your friends to help!)
-leaving ripped open condom wrappers in the washroom stalls
-obtain and then distribute "pot party of canada" flyers to every staff member's mailslot
-switch the video (if it's a video form) national nathem tape/cd/whatever with the scene from pulp fiction where john travolta injects himself with coke
-for those with big balls: at every hallway corner, setup "dealers" who act exactly like their namesakes, except they're selling something innocuous like sticks of gum
-obtain a shiat ton of out of date beepers and put them on your hips
-Organize lots of students to stay up all night and then take shiat tons of caffeine earlier in the morning to make 'em tweaky
-dry out *normal* mushrooms to make them look like shrooms and drop small baggies of them (naturally in random lockers)
-have as many students as possible at lunchtime and even in the classroom drinking water/pop/whatever in brown paper bags
-when the inspection or lockdown or locker search or whatever is declared, have some students (a few per class) freak out and rush to their lockers
-and have some freak out and immediately whip out the mushrooms or sugar in baggies or whatever and swallow it all
-and have a few of them guard their lockers like their lives depended on it (put i dunno some twinkies in the locker and explain the strong protection as guarding against some fatass teacher's sweet tooth)
-have atleast a few kids from every classroom hide food on them, in plastic or paper baggies, in non-obvious places, like taped to legs, in shoes, small of back, jacket pockets, etc (to confuse the dogs)
-make goddamned sure the entire student body knows the sweep is coming
-TRY to make sure they know not to bring any real drugs

And, finally:tip off the media that a search and quite probably a major bust is going to happen


The purpose of this game is:
-waste as much of the police & school's time as possible
-discourage the police from ever cooperating with the school administration ever again
-with the media's help, make sure the school administrators are exposed as idiots

And generally: subvert and sabotage the entire spirit of what they're trying to do without actually doing anything arrestable.

Lexx just made it on my Favorites List, and not for the cool name alone.

Goddamn, I'm glad I made it through high school and college before all this "zero tolerance" bravo sierra made it into the schools. There was weed at my high school for sure, because Carmel was one of the last hippie bastions of the 1970's, and there were kids whose parents were growing the crap back in the hills.

There were kids who wore survival knives to school, and no doubt kids with guns in their backpacks and explosives in their cars. I can't recall any untoward incidents during 12 years of school, except one bomb threat, not coincidentally after a lecture on not making bomb threats. And this was back in the day when every night on the news you could hear about some terrorist group or other hijacking planes to Syria or blowing up pubs in London.

Highly support everything on Lexx's list above.

has anyone seen Lucidz since this thread??

The organizer of a pro-marijuana festival is SHOCKED that the police would target his venue to catch people with drugs. Well, not as much shocked as kinda bummed (new window)

Lexx: subvert and sabotage the entire spirit of what they're trying to do without actually doing anything arrestable.

In Illinois, they'll nail your ass to the wall for "look-alike" drugs. If you've got baggies of oregano or sugar, they'll bust you for it. They assume you're a dealer that's scamming people.

And they'll more than likely arrest you for "obstruction of justice" or something for messing up their drug search. "Criminal mischief" and that manner of thing.

Of course, if you can do any of those things without the police/school learning your identity, by all means, have at it!

Our tax dollars at work.

Arbeit Macht Frei kids!

FootInMouthDisease: has anyone seen Lucidz since this thread??

The organizer of a pro-marijuana festival is SHOCKED that the police would target his venue to catch people with drugs. Well, not as much shocked as kinda bummed (new window)

Nope! Too bad, he's quite entertaining, as far as drunks go