this must be the room where he deflowered Elvira and left her needing medical attention.


from contactmusic:

"The actress behind horror icon ELVIRA has revealed she needed stitches after losing her virginity to crooner TOM JONES - because he was so well-endowed.

CASSANDRA PETERSON, who also dated ELVIS PRESLEY as a teenager, admits the Welsh singer left her in so much pain after a night of passion in Las Vegas, Nevada, she needed medical help.

She recalls, "It was a little hard to handle, shall we say.

"I ended up with a little tearing, a little bleeding and going to the hospital. I had to get stitches."

Best Tom Jones I've ever heard:

He's performing somewhere here in the States when a woman in the first row pulls her panties down from below her skirt and throws them on-stage. After the song, Tom walks over and bends down to pick them up. As he does, he politely says to the woman's husband, "Sorry chap, but it's just part of the show."

The husband replies, "No problem, Tom. You may get to inflate my wife's tires, but when we get home, I get to ride the bike."

If some woman said that she got all turned on during her shows and needed a love-making suite, you all would be throwing up all over the place.

But it's Tom Jones, so hey, go for it, Tom.

If, like me, you enjoy getting people to ask "What the HELL are you listening to!?", Tom Jones and the Cardigans doing Burning Down the House works almost every time.

"It was Tom, and his Jones!"

cryinoutloud: If some woman said that she got all turned on during her shows and needed a love-making suite, you all would be throwing up all over the place.

Depends. Mariah Carey, no. Bette Midler, yes.

aliendave: Tom Jones and the Cardigans doing Burning Down the House works almost every time.

Thank you for reminding me of the many lewd and wicked things I wished to do to Nina Persson about 10-12 years ago.

cryinoutloud: If some woman said that she got all turned on during her shows and needed a love-making suite, you all would be throwing up all over the place.

What's Madonna got to do with this?

I was working at the Latin Quarter in New York when Tom called and asked if I'd like to go out.....We had a pleasant dinner somewhere and went back to my place. We made out for a while. When the time seemed right we made ready to f*ck. Tom took that bulge into the bathroom to get undressed, but when he came out it was gone! Tom was not sporting a slugger, alas, but a rather unimpressive swatter. I didn't whip out a tape measure, but it must have been four or so. I made the best of it that I could. We did the nasty and parted company.

from Mamie Van Doren's website (http://www.mamievandoren.com)

not so impressive now!