if that were true, kucinich would be swearing in this january.

"That has never been fully explained. But I have to tell you that I do not have any evidence whatsoever of aliens or UFOs."

Why do people forget that UFO stands for unidentified flying object? It's an object. In the sky. We've no f*cking clue what it is. That's all it means. You can disbelieve in them all you want, as McCain did while staring right at them, but guess who's the delusional one in that instance?

So, what's the Messiah's Obama's postion on this?

BillCo: So, what's Obama's postion on this?

"The truth is.. look- the fundamental thing to remember here is, simply, when one looks at the facts of the matter you find that, it's true: it's a streetlight."

BillCo: So, what's the Messiah's Obama's postion on this?

Free from the corporate interests that would prevent me from pursuing my investigations, the income from my construction business allows me to pursue my interests as an investigative journalist, writer, author and producer of documentary films that challenge people to think about the UFO enigma and its implications in a rational manner.

I am also a certified applicator of ASTEC 2000 Coatings, Nansulate Coatings, and member of the Building Trades Association.

This bio flows nicely. And longly.

RON PAUL once kicked an alien's ass. These ships came and hovered over our cities and blew up the Empire State Building and the White House and he was in a fighter plane and this alien fighter chased him through this canyon but his fighter pilot skills were way better and the alien ship crashed and then he got out and whooped ET's ass and long story short, the Earth was saved after some geek uploaded a virus that inexplicably worked. Oh wait, that was Will Smith in Independence Day.

UFOs aren't in the Constitution.

He ends the article with a poem. Ghey.

eddyatwork: UFOs aren't in the Constitution.

This. The free market will take care of investigating UFO's.

Rye_: This bio flows nicely. And longly.

I want to know what McCain will name him in his next stump speech. Bill the Nutball?

thamike: I want to know what McCain will name him in his next stump speech. Bill the Nutball?

I like 3 Dubya.

Here in Southern Oregon, that's the primary issue this election season.

BillCo: So, what's the Messiah's Obama's postion on this?

He believes they should be left up to the local community. A huge, dirigible-shaped UFO might be okay for an Iowa cornfield or a couple of half-drunk hunters in Arkansas, but completely inappropriate for an urban environment, where they conflict with local zoning ordinances.

The parts of the article I read were all sorts of crazy. I only made it about 25% of the way in. then I scrolled down and saw he got into 9/11, and decided it probably wasn't worth my time.

Was it funny-buggy, or just earnest-buggy?

Surly_Duff: Was it funny-buggy, or just earnest-buggy?

Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers.

Clearly John McCain should be calling out Obama for being an extraterrestrial and thus ineligible to become president. What is he waiting for?

Bad news for McCain. Neither of the last two presidents could have won without the crucial alien endorsement:

Yes....because THIS is the reason McCain fails at life. Yes.

Sigh.

Why are all the UFO people nutjobs? I have always found the subject of UFOs pretty interesting (even if they are man-made, they are phenomenally cool aircraft if they really move the way people describe them), but there are just so damned many crazies out there that no one takes any of it seriously.

Hyperspeed travel- Check!
Crossing millions of light years safely- Check!
Sneak past radar and deep space observation- Check!
Turn off headlights- D'oh!

Exodus2001
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PANCAKES!!

Let's be fair, here. Senator McCain hasn't exactly had the best of track records with flying objects. Can you blame him?

what, the Obvious tag has the day off?

UFO's huh? Sounds like a job for:



/not really, just like posting this picture.

Relatively Obscure: Let's be fair, here. Senator McCain hasn't exactly had the best of track records with flying objects. Can you blame him?

Awesome.