You know, a lot of these song title or lyrics based headlines are quite a stretch, but I'll +1 this one.

Come Tuesday, he'll be gone with the wind.

He's going the way of Curtis Lowe.

The breathalyser detected a high amount of poison whiskey. I feel kinda bad; Rossington is such a simple man.

nice headline, forgot how he won't be a 'Freebird" if sentenced to jail time.

So he got pulled over in Georgia huh?

Not his sweet home Alabama?

I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

Smoking Gun link (new window)

Ya fool, you! Yeah, you!

Shoulda said his name was Curtis Lowe so he could play the race card saying he pulled because was DWB.

/Lives in the sount cannot stand Skynrd

They want him to sign a contract, want him to sign today.

Oak tree you're in my way!

I got your drinkin' money, tune up your dobro

What Lynyrd Skynyrd may look like when hotlinked.

he's just a simple man comin' home.

as long as it wasn't the needle and the spoon

I hope he didn't Cry for the Bad Man who arrested him.

I wonder if he'll be Mr. Saturday night special when he's in those four walls of Raiford.

Gimme back my bullets so I can shoot anyone who makes another headline like this.

Congrats to subby for not trying to force in a "Sweet home Alabama" into the headline.

dstanley: Smoking Gun link (new window)

Ya fool, you! Yeah, you!

I like the payphone in his mugshot.

Gary Rossington is my favorite guitar ever. He doesn't shred, but his playing is very fluid and melodic. I'm not saying he's better than anybody else, but the way he plays and what he plays does it for me. I've stolen every lick I could from him. While everybody else was studying Clapton and EVH, I was studying Rossington.

That being said, the boy is dumber than a bag of hammers.