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(Livenews) Ironic Girls Aloud singer talks smack against the Spice Girls for being overhyped, manufactured and prone to biatchiness. Unlike Girls Aloud, apparently   (livenews.com.au) divider line 50
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Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-10-22 07:43:53 AM  
I haven't a clue who they are, but they're nice to look at.

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NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark] 2008-10-22 08:29:13 AM  
Sounds like a "Screw you for having success outside your home market!" catfight to me.

 
avitphaeton 2008-10-22 09:33:09 AM  
Multiple fists of multiple angry gods would need to be involved, as long as i dont have to listen to them.

 
damn_y0 2008-10-22 09:45:03 AM  
Nice cans.

 
DogLee 2008-10-22 09:45:41 AM  
Hot. Who??????????

 
TheLopper 2008-10-22 09:50:44 AM  
Show us your tits.

 
MicroE 2008-10-22 09:58:44 AM  
Sybarite: I haven't a clue who they are, but they're nice to look at.

Is that even an actual photo? It looks like a purely fake photo made in one of those 3d programs.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-10-22 10:01:12 AM  
Serious butterface on the left.

 
cabritosaurio 2008-10-22 10:03:01 AM  
Mugato: Serious butterface on the left.

He he, anything BUT-HER-FACE, ho ho, ya know whaz i'm sayin'!

//holla at yo boy!

 
larrimo 2008-10-22 10:11:27 AM  
Quien?

 
Ashtrey 2008-10-22 10:12:31 AM  
Add me to the "I have no idea who they are but nice tits" camp.

 
This 2008-10-22 10:19:18 AM  
MicroE: Is that even an actual photo? It looks like a purely fake photo made in one of those 3d programs.

This. Shopped so far it hit the uncanny valley.

 
chrisdmid 2008-10-22 10:22:06 AM  
We've been around for six years - they were around for 18 months!

It was a wild 18 months.

But re: the hotness, you can't mistake their biology...

/The way that they talk
//The way that they walk

 
Mega Steve [TotalFark] 2008-10-22 10:23:37 AM  
The Spice Girls had a hot redhead. This means they win.

 
DrakeLabatt 2008-10-22 10:37:11 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk

/Fist of an angry God, screen door in a hurricane, etc.

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-10-22 10:45:42 AM  
How about a red carpet photo then?


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FrancoFile 2008-10-22 10:57:00 AM  
Anyone else notice that the Showbiz page is now using HTML frames?

Drew, the 90s called. They want their crappy webpage layouts back.

 
electrik mayhem 2008-10-22 10:58:40 AM  
WANT.

 
squidloe 2008-10-22 11:19:57 AM  
Sybarite: How about a red carpet photo then?

The red carpet is neither red nor a carpet.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

 
goaliehere 2008-10-22 11:20:36 AM  
I would like to see red carpet.

/oh, that's not what you meant
//I would wreck all five of them
///not at the same time

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-10-22 11:29:00 AM  
Sluts, shut up.

In an age where Jaco Pastorius died penniless, it would be nice if you guys would stop listening with your dicks and get some patience. Good art takes a good audience.

 
I'm over it now 2008-10-22 11:50:03 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Sluts, shut up.

In an age where Jaco Pastorius died penniless, it would be nice if you guys would stop listening with your dicks and get some patience. Good art takes a good audience.


Um yeah, that load of sand for your vagina is here. Should I unload it or what?

 
Do What Now Question Mark 2008-10-22 11:58:31 AM  
I am so very, very proud of myself that, until I read that headline, I had never once heard of Girls Aloud.

 
ltrain2 2008-10-22 12:09:42 PM  
Do What Now Question Mark: I am so very, very proud of myself that, until I read that headline, I had never once heard of Girls Aloud.


This! I'm always ashamed deep down when a headline features some bimbo from an MTV reality show and I know who they are...

But really, who the hell is Girls Aloud? P-Diddy Puff's new band?


/a couple of them are hott though

 
GNNR 2008-10-22 12:11:04 PM  
I had to look up who these dime a dozen skags were. I listened to exactly 20 seconds of one of their 'hits'... and now I want to have a jackhammer carve it out of my skull permanently, pure crap.

These chicks are a joke and should simply STFU, utter rubish as the saying goes.

 
tdpatriots12 2008-10-22 12:22:45 PM  
My God, Cheryl Cole is hot. Everything else about this so called band? Worthless. More Cheryl pics:

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Loud_Mouth_Soup 2008-10-22 12:22:45 PM  
Cheryl Cole, shut up.

Isn't there a fatwa against her that will take care of this?


/Ashley is a coont as well

 
kalvyn 2008-10-22 12:32:54 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: In an age where Jaco Pastorius died penniless, it would be nice if you guys would stop listening with your dicks and get some patience. Good art takes a good audience.

While I appreciate your sentiment, Jaco's death as a pauper had more to do with his life-long problems with addiction than the public's tastes in music. I think a more accurate analogy would be the fact that The Replacements languished in obscurity while Nirvana brought the alternative mainstream. Paul >> Kurt. Sorry, kids.

That said, I would wreck those chicks! All five at once please!

/still thinkin' with ma dick, sorry
//Jaco was a freaking bass GOD
///Off to listen to Weather Report now

 
HarlequinGuy 2008-10-22 12:34:04 PM  
So a bunch of talentless trolls we've never heard
of accuse the group of whom they're an obvious copy
of using cheap publicity stunts to build their career.

Result. Cheap publicity.

Hello, Kettle? This is the pot...You're black!

Yaaaaawwn. Next!

 
Roy Keane's Big Toe 2008-10-22 12:47:05 PM  
FTA: The 25-year-old singer added that, unlike the Spice Girls, her group - consisting of Nadine Coyle, 23, Sarah Harding, 26, Nicole Roberts, 23, and Kimberly Walsh, 26 - are all "friends".

Holy Fark, I'm getting old.
I remember Nadine when she wasn't even legal. It's OK, I'm the same age as her.


Marla Singer's Laundry: it would be nice if you guys would stop listening with your dicks and get some patience. Good art takes a good audience.

"Good art takes a good audience," she said on fark.com

 
Bunz [TotalFark] 2008-10-22 01:06:56 PM  
Am I getting old if I have no clue who these girls are???

Hot, but have not heard of them or anything they've done.

 
MrSpeed 2008-10-22 01:08:17 PM  
They're a rather fetching quintet. They should add one more for a nice sextet

 
Mangoose 2008-10-22 01:11:52 PM  
I repeat. Take them off the stage and fark em.

Marla Singer's Laundry

Jaco was farking nuts. And had drug and alcohol problems in addition to diagnosed mental problems. I'm sure that had more to do with him dying penniless than a lack of fans.

 
Krymson Tyde 2008-10-22 01:19:12 PM  
Sybarite: How about a red carpet photo then?

Meh, their dresses are too long to tell.

 
unfarkingbelievable 2008-10-22 01:35:20 PM  
cheap-skank soft-core porn jerk-off material set to crappy overproduced "music" without any real musical singing talent.

Oh, right. yeah, "pop music!"

 
unfarkingbelievable 2008-10-22 01:35:55 PM  
Skanks Aloud!

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-10-22 01:39:30 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Sluts, shut up.

In an age where Jaco Pastorius died penniless, it would be nice if you guys would stop listening with your dicks and get some patience.



The main audience for most of these girl groups is teen and tween girls.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-10-22 01:43:46 PM  
Sybarite: Marla Singer's Laundry: Sluts, shut up.

In an age where Jaco Pastorius died penniless, it would be nice if you guys would stop listening with your dicks and get some patience.


The main audience for most of these girl groups is teen and tween girls.


And all the masturbators, too. Don't forget them. Because what's hotter than a twentysomething-year-old with (probably fake) tittays and red hair who keeps herself alive in the media even if it means insulting a group that for all their silliness didn't come off as asshattish twats.

 
TheHoodedClaw 2008-10-22 02:55:08 PM  
GNNR: I had to look up who these dime a dozen skags were. I listened to exactly 20 seconds of one of their 'hits'... and now I want to have a jackhammer carve it out of my skull permanently, pure crap.

These chicks are a joke and should simply STFU, utter rubish as the saying goes.


They just make pop music, son. It's not worth any kind of anger. Perhaps you'll understand this once your balls eventually drop.

 
LewDux 2008-10-22 03:02:19 PM  
death to false pop.gif

 
bazzanoid 2008-10-22 03:34:14 PM  

 
Jamdug! 2008-10-22 04:21:21 PM  
interchangeable prostitutes

 
CentralValleyCali 2008-10-22 05:12:55 PM  
Holy crap they look like the spice girls.

 
spellacopter 2008-10-22 09:31:27 PM  
Who???
Although I am ok with the fact that I gave up on Rolling Stone/MTV/etc. years ago, It does seem to keep me out of touch with all the new stuff going on these days. Case in point - who?
Oh well.

 
spellacopter 2008-10-22 09:34:41 PM  
PS
Ok, they look like a hotter version of the Spice Girls. Does that mean they sound better, or worse?

 
Riotboy 2008-10-22 09:57:15 PM  
Girls A(re) loud.

/they sure are

 
fn129 2008-10-23 12:11:33 AM  
They are nowhere near the next Spice Girls.

/The Spice Girls were good
//Yeah, I said it
///*ducks*

 
snakedriver 2008-10-23 01:46:36 AM  
download their song "swinging london town"

it kicks ass!


yea,i said it....
///fist. angry. god..you know what i mean

 
Malachilenomade 2008-10-23 07:40:49 AM  
Ashtrey: Add me to the "I have no idea who they are but nice tits" camp.

Me too

 
mooseyfate 2008-10-23 01:05:36 PM  
Ms. Bubble-tits looks like she'd make a fine receptacle for my DNA Juice...

/shouldn't be obscure

 
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