I haven't a clue who they are, but they're nice to look at.

Sounds like a "Screw you for having success outside your home market!" catfight to me.

Multiple fists of multiple angry gods would need to be involved, as long as i dont have to listen to them.

Nice cans.

Hot. Who??????????

Show us your tits.

Sybarite: I haven't a clue who they are, but they're nice to look at.

Is that even an actual photo? It looks like a purely fake photo made in one of those 3d programs.

Serious butterface on the left.

Mugato: Serious butterface on the left.

He he, anything BUT-HER-FACE, ho ho, ya know whaz i'm sayin'!

//holla at yo boy!

Quien?

Add me to the "I have no idea who they are but nice tits" camp.

MicroE: Is that even an actual photo? It looks like a purely fake photo made in one of those 3d programs.

This. Shopped so far it hit the uncanny valley.

We've been around for six years - they were around for 18 months!

It was a wild 18 months.

But re: the hotness, you can't mistake their biology...

/The way that they talk
//The way that they walk

The Spice Girls had a hot redhead. This means they win.

/Fist of an angry God, screen door in a hurricane, etc.

How about a red carpet photo then?

Anyone else notice that the Showbiz page is now using HTML frames?

Drew, the 90s called. They want their crappy webpage layouts back.

WANT.

Sybarite: How about a red carpet photo then?

The red carpet is neither red nor a carpet.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

I would like to see red carpet.

/oh, that's not what you meant
//I would wreck all five of them
///not at the same time

Sluts, shut up.

In an age where Jaco Pastorius died penniless, it would be nice if you guys would stop listening with your dicks and get some patience. Good art takes a good audience.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Sluts, shut up.

In an age where Jaco Pastorius died penniless, it would be nice if you guys would stop listening with your dicks and get some patience. Good art takes a good audience.

Um yeah, that load of sand for your vagina is here. Should I unload it or what?

I am so very, very proud of myself that, until I read that headline, I had never once heard of Girls Aloud.

Do What Now Question Mark: I am so very, very proud of myself that, until I read that headline, I had never once heard of Girls Aloud.


This! I'm always ashamed deep down when a headline features some bimbo from an MTV reality show and I know who they are...

But really, who the hell is Girls Aloud? P-Diddy Puff's new band?


/a couple of them are hott though

I had to look up who these dime a dozen skags were. I listened to exactly 20 seconds of one of their 'hits'... and now I want to have a jackhammer carve it out of my skull permanently, pure crap.

These chicks are a joke and should simply STFU, utter rubish as the saying goes.

My God, Cheryl Cole is hot. Everything else about this so called band? Worthless. More Cheryl pics:

Cheryl Cole, shut up.

Isn't there a fatwa against her that will take care of this?


/Ashley is a coont as well

Marla Singer's Laundry: In an age where Jaco Pastorius died penniless, it would be nice if you guys would stop listening with your dicks and get some patience. Good art takes a good audience.

While I appreciate your sentiment, Jaco's death as a pauper had more to do with his life-long problems with addiction than the public's tastes in music. I think a more accurate analogy would be the fact that The Replacements languished in obscurity while Nirvana brought the alternative mainstream. Paul >> Kurt. Sorry, kids.

That said, I would wreck those chicks! All five at once please!

/still thinkin' with ma dick, sorry
//Jaco was a freaking bass GOD
///Off to listen to Weather Report now

So a bunch of talentless trolls we've never heard
of accuse the group of whom they're an obvious copy
of using cheap publicity stunts to build their career.

Result. Cheap publicity.

Hello, Kettle? This is the pot...You're black!

Yaaaaawwn. Next!

FTA: The 25-year-old singer added that, unlike the Spice Girls, her group - consisting of Nadine Coyle, 23, Sarah Harding, 26, Nicole Roberts, 23, and Kimberly Walsh, 26 - are all "friends".

Holy Fark, I'm getting old.
I remember Nadine when she wasn't even legal. It's OK, I'm the same age as her.


Marla Singer's Laundry: it would be nice if you guys would stop listening with your dicks and get some patience. Good art takes a good audience.

"Good art takes a good audience," she said on fark.com

Am I getting old if I have no clue who these girls are???

Hot, but have not heard of them or anything they've done.

They're a rather fetching quintet. They should add one more for a nice sextet

I repeat. Take them off the stage and fark em.

Marla Singer's Laundry

Jaco was farking nuts. And had drug and alcohol problems in addition to diagnosed mental problems. I'm sure that had more to do with him dying penniless than a lack of fans.

Sybarite: How about a red carpet photo then?

Meh, their dresses are too long to tell.

cheap-skank soft-core porn jerk-off material set to crappy overproduced "music" without any real musical singing talent.

Oh, right. yeah, "pop music!"

Skanks Aloud!

Marla Singer's Laundry: Sluts, shut up.

In an age where Jaco Pastorius died penniless, it would be nice if you guys would stop listening with your dicks and get some patience.


The main audience for most of these girl groups is teen and tween girls.

Sybarite: Marla Singer's Laundry: Sluts, shut up.

In an age where Jaco Pastorius died penniless, it would be nice if you guys would stop listening with your dicks and get some patience.


The main audience for most of these girl groups is teen and tween girls.

And all the masturbators, too. Don't forget them. Because what's hotter than a twentysomething-year-old with (probably fake) tittays and red hair who keeps herself alive in the media even if it means insulting a group that for all their silliness didn't come off as asshattish twats.

GNNR: I had to look up who these dime a dozen skags were. I listened to exactly 20 seconds of one of their 'hits'... and now I want to have a jackhammer carve it out of my skull permanently, pure crap.

These chicks are a joke and should simply STFU, utter rubish as the saying goes.

They just make pop music, son. It's not worth any kind of anger. Perhaps you'll understand this once your balls eventually drop.

death to false pop.gif

interchangeable prostitutes

Holy crap they look like the spice girls.

Who???
Although I am ok with the fact that I gave up on Rolling Stone/MTV/etc. years ago, It does seem to keep me out of touch with all the new stuff going on these days. Case in point - who?
Oh well.

PS
Ok, they look like a hotter version of the Spice Girls. Does that mean they sound better, or worse?

Girls A(re) loud.

/they sure are

They are nowhere near the next Spice Girls.

/The Spice Girls were good
//Yeah, I said it
///*ducks*

download their song "swinging london town"

it kicks ass!


yea,i said it....
///fist. angry. god..you know what i mean

Ashtrey: Add me to the "I have no idea who they are but nice tits" camp.

Me too

Ms. Bubble-tits looks like she'd make a fine receptacle for my DNA Juice...

/shouldn't be obscure